Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.

Don't let the dog lick it!

Is that how you normally have it? It might aswell be still alive

If the last two nights are anything to go by:

'It's too hot'.

Who wants fish fingers?

Isn't it strange how different your tastes are from your sister's

2 minutes each side is usually plenty

Shall we have it in front of the telly or be classy and use the dining table?

Don't go swimming straight after cos you'll get cramp.

It never really looks the same as the one on the menu.

However much you dislike the taste, it's always rude to spit it out.

You like chicken? Try this *zip thwump*

This is fowl