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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • catfordmorry
    catfordmorry Posts: 556

    This is a real low point

    For me it’s Nirvana.
  • catfordmorry
    catfordmorry Posts: 556
    seth plum said:

    Canters had lost his pot noodles
    Turns out they'd been eaten by poodles
    He had a plan B
    As now you can see
    A big stash of nice apple strudels.

    Genius
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Fuck this thread.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,736
    Addickted said:

    There was an old fart from St Truiden
    Found out that his car had been pooed on
    "Damned vinegar pissers
    Poor Katrien, I miss her
    And the tape on my shoes has been glued on".

    The winner by a Belgian country kilometre !
  • Trying desperately to find things that rhyme with pot noodles.

    Charlton to be bought by Pot Noodle
    They could find nothing on Katrien on Google
    Not even reference to her PowerPoint doodles
    Or the fact she was one of RD’s poodles.
    RD was asking for oodles
    Pot Noodle wanted vol au Von apple struddles
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Charlton were up for the game
    Shrews were not in the frame
    Bowyer said ‘fine’
    That was sublime
    Now let’s see more of the same
  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,380
    Poetry.
    Stupid idea.

    Do limericks even count as poetry?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    In a literary world
    With literary people
    What price is doggerel
    And limericks
    To build a common humanity?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    edited May 2018
    Does haiku even count as poetry given its structured format?

    Edited to remove a grocer’s apostrophe before I get hammered for just that
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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    In a world of pain
    A little spark of true light
    Passionate belief
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,622
    Just think that some of you have missed tonights breaking news because of all your inane posts.

    Remember. WIOTOS.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    Addickted said:

    There was an old fart from St Truiden
    Found out that his car had been pooed on
    "Damned vinegar pissers
    Poor Katrien, I miss her
    And the tape on my shoes has been glued on".

    Now, that really was a terrible song,
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103

    Trying desperately to find things that rhyme with pot noodles.

    Charlton to be bought by Pot Noodle
    They could find nothing on Katrien on Google
    Not even reference to her PowerPoint doodles
    Or the fact she was one of RD’s poodles.
    RD was asking for oodles
    Pot Noodle wanted vol au Von apple struddles
    Rubbish ... ;)
  • catfordmorry
    catfordmorry Posts: 556
    I would have written a suitable poem for this thread but I got my iambic pentameter caught in a mangle last night.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,206

    I would have written a suitable poem for this thread but I got my iambic pentameter caught in a mangle last night.

    ...but she will be alright. Derek & Clive circ 1976 (but I thought it was her right tit caught in the mangle)?
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295

    Just think that some of you have missed tonights breaking news because of all your inane posts.

    Remember. WIOTOS.

    Rubbish poem, doesn't even rhyme.
  • catfordmorry
    catfordmorry Posts: 556
    Solidgone said:

    I would have written a suitable poem for this thread but I got my iambic pentameter caught in a mangle last night.

    ...but she will be alright. Derek & Clive circ 1976 (but I thought it was her right tit caught in the mangle)?
    Dear little Flo,
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    ads Posts: 3,224
    HarryLime said:

    Just think that some of you have missed tonights breaking news because of all your inane posts.

    Remember. WIOTOS.

    Rubbish poem, doesn't even rhyme.
    Thats right Harry Lime
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  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 11,983
    edited May 2018
    Cawley tweeted a pic of Muir in cafc scarf. Elliot also there.
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,801
    Oh shit dawg!
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Which Muir is it?
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,760
    Cafc43v3r said:

    Which Muir is it?

    Australian
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 11,983
    Is he minted? I forget who they all are now
  • Manicmania
    Manicmania Posts: 1,594
    This need to get around the ground tonight and quick! Can only add to the good vibes and gee the crowd up even more!
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,760
    image
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,760
    Valley11 said:

    Is he minted? I forget who they all are now

    He sold his last business for 800m or somewhere around there.
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,568
    Seems like there might be Muir going on than we realised
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