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CRYSTAL PALACE HAVE SCORED A GOAL

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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    blackpool72 said:

    letthegoodtimesroll said:

    Sounds like they needed zaha yesterday to beat the mighty oxford.

    Kaikai scored for them.
    Go on palarse make him the replacement
    He has scored in there last 2 friendlies now haha
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,033
    Even if they got £50M of the £70M I doubt they could replace Zaha.
  • NapaAddick
    NapaAddick Posts: 4,657
    se9addick said:

    Even if they got £50M of the £70M I doubt they could replace Zaha.

    No one can. The best "flopper" in the world not named "Neymar."
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,291
    I've read that Man Utd have something like a 50% sell on fee on Zaha so even if he goes for about £70m; the Nigels will only get about £35m
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,757
  • MartinCAFC
    MartinCAFC Posts: 3,219
    Not counting my chickens but without Zaha they really are doomed even if they spend another £30m on players I can't see them staying up without him.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Addickted said:

    Understand Untied have a 50% sell on over £6m - assuming his original fee has reached that number.

    So £70m would still give the nigels £32m.

    ForeverAddickted said:

    I've read that Man Utd have something like a 50% sell on fee on Zaha so even if he goes for about £70m; the Nigels will only get about £35m

  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Here's wishing the stripey London wannabes a disasterous season doomed to relegation.
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 35,994
    Callumcafc said:

    Attention seeking bell end. Pretty disrespectful to the club and he knows exactly how it'll be interpreted given he's linked with a move.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    I am SO looking forward to him diving and winning a penalty against the stripeys next season
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  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,757
    edited July 2018
    Got the replacement in their sights.......

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/07/27/crystal-palace-target-liverpools-danny-ings-will-make-20m-bid/
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    20m for a player who has scored 4 in 25 appearances scattered over the last 3 seasons and has a terrible fitness record.

    Madness. Had got disaster written all over JT.





    I mean.... Good move for the Nigel’s
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,735
    Callumcafc said:

    Got the replacement in their sights.......

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/07/27/crystal-palace-target-liverpools-danny-ings-will-make-20m-bid/

    Crazy move for Ings.

    Surely the treatment room in Croydon is not a patch on the one in Liverpool ?
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Callumcafc said:

    Still has Crystal Palace on his Twitter Bio
    Played for them today and scored 2 and set up 1.

    Doubt he would have played today if a move was that close
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    just read a bit of that thread

    "This is very sad. Selhurst has always had an atmosphere but the HF lifted it to being the envy of the country."

    fucking idiots
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    edited July 2018
    cafcdave123 said:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    just read a bit of that thread

    "This is very sad. Selhurst has always had an atmosphere but the HF lifted it to being the envy laughing stock of the country."

    fucking idiots

  • YTS1978
    YTS1978 Posts: 1,701
    Well this is going to ruin my Saturday night MOTD experience this season! I always look forward to Jonathan Pearce wanking over the atmosphere at Selhurst Park while he delivers completely unbiased commentary. Oh well.
  • milo
    milo Posts: 388
    edited July 2018
    I've heard that Galatasaray want to buy the Homesdale fanatics and the offer was just to good for the club to refuse. Palace are hoping to make some major transfers on the pitch with the money this will free up.

    Obviously they'll need to sort out work permits and get notes from their mums but this looks likely to happen soon. The word is the Homesdale Fanatics (or the Turk Telecom Stadi Fanatics, as they will become known) may not be available for the home match against Akhisar but should be available for the away match at Ankaragücü Friday week.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Lets just hope they don't rock up at The Valley.
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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Fecks sake, they'll all just be sitting up in their bedrooms on their own, playing Fortnite with a load of other stripey mugs online now...

    "Tarquin!!! will you please come down stairs, Consuela has made a perfectly good Paprika chicken ciabatta for supper!"
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,219
    Is that Consuela's signature dish?
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 35,994
    Can't be bothered reading that whole Palace thread but why do they want to move anyway? They already have their own designated spot and even though i have no time for them whatsoever i can admit they do make a fair old noise, so not sure why they'd want to ruin that.

    Back in the old days, the best atmosphere in my time as a Charlton fan was when we had the single tier Covered End, making a racket in the 2 end blocks. No one wanted to sit in the middle behind the goal.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Chris_from_Sidcup said:

    Can't be bothered reading that whole Palace thread but why do they want to move anyway? They already have their own designated spot and even though i have no time for them whatsoever i can admit they do make a fair old noise, so not sure why they'd want to ruin that.

    Back in the old days, the best atmosphere in my time as a Charlton fan was when we had the single tier Covered End, making a racket in the 2 end blocks. No one wanted to sit in the middle behind the goal.

    I only read 2 pages but apparently they have a shit view and get wet when it rains so have demanded that, as the most important fans, existing season ticket holders get moved so that they can stay dry and see the game.
  • milo
    milo Posts: 388

    It’s a great system, the louder you sing, the better your view. Start in the wings of the stand and begin singing, if you’re louder than the fella next to you, you swap seats moving closer to the centre. By a process of elimination you get a single column of the most vocal in the middle of the stand, the next loudest around them, which fades out towards the ends of each row with the most quiet, frail, vocally impaired, etc off to the sides.

    Then everyone gets out giant red, blue and black flags and start waving them about so you can’t see your more central view anyway. If by some freak chance you do get to see some of the game – about face and do a Poznan.

    Genius
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,726
    A quick scan of that thread has taken me to the HF's twitter page.

    PUB FOR SATURDAY, ALL PALACE WELCOME - LETS GET THE ATMOSPHERE GOING PRE GAME & SHOW THESE MUGS A REAL ATMOSPHERE. RT & GET THE WORD OUT.

    Jesus wept.
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 35,994
    Even their own fans mug them off.

    "Oh dear. What a shame. They've finally spat out their dummies. Won't miss them."

    "Yeah but most of em are only about 12 so it wont kick off that much"

    "Shown themselves up to be rather selfish if they expected people to move out of their way and I for one am glad all over that they didn't get their way"

    "HF hissy flounce. Rather pathetic."
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,995
    MrLargo said:

    Seems that the utterly cringeworthy "Holmesdale Fanatics" may have disbanded: https://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=172431

    Was drinking with a Palace fan on Saturday. Apparently the dweeby kids that make all the noise at Selhurst have been getting a bit big for their boots, and have been demanding that the club displaces season ticket holders in the central block of the Holmesdale End so that they can move there with their drums and flags and acne. The club consulted supporters in the central block, who predictably refused to give up their seats, so the club was obliged to refuse the request. The Ultras have now thrown their toys out of the pram and basically said "if we can't have the central block then we're not coming anymore". The club has now released the seats previously used by the Ultras.

    All sounds very, very palacy*.





    *palacy - an adjective meaning something which is embarrasing, shameful or causing feelings of unease. For example:

    "What on earth possessed him to bleach his hair and put fake tan all over his face?! I've never seen anything so palacy!"

    Lol what a fucking brilliant thread. Didn’t think that lot could get more pathetic but they have managed it.

    :smiley:
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,250
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,313
    I miss Red Division

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