General things that Annoy you
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You could have a template like at the airport anyway. You can weigh whatever you want so long as you can get your gut inside the lines...bexleyaddick said:
Seems fair, but what about people who are just naturally large and therefore heavier? Not fat, but, through no fault of their own, big people, do they pay extra too? Who gets to decide whether someone is a 'chubber' or just big because of their genes? Sounds a bit complicated to me...Greenie said:
This.MrOneLung said:And airline tickets.
All the chubbers should pay extra, after all we pay an allowance if we go over the luggage allocation, and salad dodgers fill up the seats more and generally encroach on others. So why not pay more?
All passengers should be weighed at check in and their weight should come up on a massive screen above check in, everyone waiting can either Boo or Cheer dependent on weight. It has the added bonus of eroding the boredom of queuing at check in.
Vote for me, Ill get it made into law.
We want to be fair about this after all.3 -
Then it goes on personality. If you're 'bubbly' then sorry, fat tax payable.bexleyaddick said:
Seems fair, but what about people who are just naturally large and therefore heavier? Not fat, but, through no fault of their own, big people, do they pay extra too? Who gets to decide whether someone is a 'chubber' or just big because of their genes? Sounds a bit complicated to me...Greenie said:
This.MrOneLung said:And airline tickets.
All the chubbers should pay extra, after all we pay an allowance if we go over the luggage allocation, and salad dodgers fill up the seats more and generally encroach on others. So why not pay more?
All passengers should be weighed at check in and their weight should come up on a massive screen above check in, everyone waiting can either Boo or Cheer dependent on weight. It has the added bonus of eroding the boredom of queuing at check in.
Vote for me, Ill get it made into law.22 -
Agree. It works for the hand luggage, why not people? They should make the plane door the same width as the seats.Super_Eddie_Youds said:
You could have a template like at the airport anyway. You can weigh whatever you want so long as you can get your gut inside the lines...bexleyaddick said:
Seems fair, but what about people who are just naturally large and therefore heavier? Not fat, but, through no fault of their own, big people, do they pay extra too? Who gets to decide whether someone is a 'chubber' or just big because of their genes? Sounds a bit complicated to me...Greenie said:
This.MrOneLung said:And airline tickets.
All the chubbers should pay extra, after all we pay an allowance if we go over the luggage allocation, and salad dodgers fill up the seats more and generally encroach on others. So why not pay more?
All passengers should be weighed at check in and their weight should come up on a massive screen above check in, everyone waiting can either Boo or Cheer dependent on weight. It has the added bonus of eroding the boredom of queuing at check in.
Vote for me, Ill get it made into law.
We want to be fair about this after all.6 -
Want to use the double doors? Pay for 2 seats.McBobbin said:
Agree. It works for the hand luggage, why not people? They should make the plane door the same width as the seats.Super_Eddie_Youds said:
You could have a template like at the airport anyway. You can weigh whatever you want so long as you can get your gut inside the lines...bexleyaddick said:
Seems fair, but what about people who are just naturally large and therefore heavier? Not fat, but, through no fault of their own, big people, do they pay extra too? Who gets to decide whether someone is a 'chubber' or just big because of their genes? Sounds a bit complicated to me...Greenie said:
This.MrOneLung said:And airline tickets.
All the chubbers should pay extra, after all we pay an allowance if we go over the luggage allocation, and salad dodgers fill up the seats more and generally encroach on others. So why not pay more?
All passengers should be weighed at check in and their weight should come up on a massive screen above check in, everyone waiting can either Boo or Cheer dependent on weight. It has the added bonus of eroding the boredom of queuing at check in.
Vote for me, Ill get it made into law.
We want to be fair about this after all.2 -
But, but, but......I’ve just got big bones.....it’s not my fault.1
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cargo holdstackitsteve said:
Want to use the double doors? Pay for 2 seats.McBobbin said:
Agree. It works for the hand luggage, why not people? They should make the plane door the same width as the seats.Super_Eddie_Youds said:
You could have a template like at the airport anyway. You can weigh whatever you want so long as you can get your gut inside the lines...bexleyaddick said:
Seems fair, but what about people who are just naturally large and therefore heavier? Not fat, but, through no fault of their own, big people, do they pay extra too? Who gets to decide whether someone is a 'chubber' or just big because of their genes? Sounds a bit complicated to me...Greenie said:
This.MrOneLung said:And airline tickets.
All the chubbers should pay extra, after all we pay an allowance if we go over the luggage allocation, and salad dodgers fill up the seats more and generally encroach on others. So why not pay more?
All passengers should be weighed at check in and their weight should come up on a massive screen above check in, everyone waiting can either Boo or Cheer dependent on weight. It has the added bonus of eroding the boredom of queuing at check in.
Vote for me, Ill get it made into law.
We want to be fair about this after all.2 -
Thats when the 'Freak Tax' kicks in. So they will have to pay.bexleyaddick said:
Seems fair, but what about people who are just naturally large and therefore heavier? Not fat, but, through no fault of their own, big people, do they pay extra too? Who gets to decide whether someone is a 'chubber' or just big because of their genes? Sounds a bit complicated to me...Greenie said:
This.MrOneLung said:And airline tickets.
All the chubbers should pay extra, after all we pay an allowance if we go over the luggage allocation, and salad dodgers fill up the seats more and generally encroach on others. So why not pay more?
All passengers should be weighed at check in and their weight should come up on a massive screen above check in, everyone waiting can either Boo or Cheer dependent on weight. It has the added bonus of eroding the boredom of queuing at check in.
Vote for me, Ill get it made into law.
To add balance very small people wont get seats, they'll have to go in the overhead lockers...unless of course they want to pay double extra for a seat.9 -
What about when you're on a plane coming home from your holiday (so already pissed off at the thought of returning to England) and the person next to you begins to show you his mobile phone images of the overseas boating holiday he's just had, without me even mentioning that I'd be interested in seeing the most boring boat pictures ever.
What should happen to people like him?
He wasn't a chubster by the way.6 -
Ahh, got it covered....the 'Bore Tax' will be introduced, you will need video evidence of course....unless they have the old Harry Enfield 'Only Me' voice, then they will be subject to a 25% bore levy as soon as they speak to someone when they check in.Macronate said:What about when you're on a plane coming home from your holiday (so already pissed off at the thought of returning to England) and the person next to you begins to show you his mobile phone images of the overseas boating holiday he's just had, without me even mentioning that I'd be interested in seeing the most boring boat pictures ever.
What should happen to people like him?
He wasn't a chubster by the way.3 -
just show him pictures and videos of you going through all the northern sloshers you came acrossMacronate said:What about when you're on a plane coming home from your holiday (so already pissed off at the thought of returning to England) and the person next to you begins to show you his mobile phone images of the overseas boating holiday he's just had, without me even mentioning that I'd be interested in seeing the most boring boat pictures ever.
What should happen to people like him?
He wasn't a chubster by the way.8 - Sponsored links:
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Across or over?cafcdave123 said:
just show him pictures and videos of you going through all the northern sloshers you came acrossMacronate said:What about when you're on a plane coming home from your holiday (so already pissed off at the thought of returning to England) and the person next to you begins to show you his mobile phone images of the overseas boating holiday he's just had, without me even mentioning that I'd be interested in seeing the most boring boat pictures ever.
What should happen to people like him?
He wasn't a chubster by the way.6 -
Or In?DaveMehmet said:
Across or over?cafcdave123 said:
just show him pictures and videos of you going through all the northern sloshers you came acrossMacronate said:What about when you're on a plane coming home from your holiday (so already pissed off at the thought of returning to England) and the person next to you begins to show you his mobile phone images of the overseas boating holiday he's just had, without me even mentioning that I'd be interested in seeing the most boring boat pictures ever.
What should happen to people like him?
He wasn't a chubster by the way.2 -
Greenie, stop giving Michael O'Leary ideas.Greenie said:
Thats when the 'Freak Tax' kicks in. So they will have to pay.bexleyaddick said:
Seems fair, but what about people who are just naturally large and therefore heavier? Not fat, but, through no fault of their own, big people, do they pay extra too? Who gets to decide whether someone is a 'chubber' or just big because of their genes? Sounds a bit complicated to me...Greenie said:
This.MrOneLung said:And airline tickets.
All the chubbers should pay extra, after all we pay an allowance if we go over the luggage allocation, and salad dodgers fill up the seats more and generally encroach on others. So why not pay more?
All passengers should be weighed at check in and their weight should come up on a massive screen above check in, everyone waiting can either Boo or Cheer dependent on weight. It has the added bonus of eroding the boredom of queuing at check in.
Vote for me, Ill get it made into law.
To add balance very small people wont get seats, they'll have to go in the overhead lockers...unless of course they want to pay double extra for a seat.1 -
Yeah, I never thought of that.cafcdave123 said:
just show him pictures and videos of you going through all the northern sloshers you came acrossMacronate said:What about when you're on a plane coming home from your holiday (so already pissed off at the thought of returning to England) and the person next to you begins to show you his mobile phone images of the overseas boating holiday he's just had, without me even mentioning that I'd be interested in seeing the most boring boat pictures ever.
What should happen to people like him?
He wasn't a chubster by the way.
My wife, who was asleep next to me at the time, would never have known.3 -
Is this in reference to the pictures or the sex with the missus?Macronate said:cafcdave123 said:
just show him pictures and videos of you going through all the northern sloshers you came acrossMacronate said:What about when you're on a plane coming home from your holiday (so already pissed off at the thought of returning to England) and the person next to you begins to show you his mobile phone images of the overseas boating holiday he's just had, without me even mentioning that I'd be interested in seeing the most boring boat pictures ever.
What should happen to people like him?
He wasn't a chubster by the way.
My wife, who was asleep next to me at the time, would never have known.
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Hung Like Hanratty are a band that create lovely tunes about things that generally annoy them.
Might be worth checking them out.
Dog shit seems to really annoy them. And Trump. And cats. And people parking in disabled bays. Oscar Pistorius. Jimmy Saville, Tractors, Simon Cowell and many more.
https://youtu.be/Qpubu5fQ6TY 2 -
Why has 'so and so will contact you' become 'so and so will reach out to you'?
Who started this shit and why do non thinkers repeat it?
I find its generally uttered by grey people who have the most mundane jobs, and are just trying and failing, to make it more interesting.
Its just a big bowl of wank, it really is.5 -
I liked it when people reached out in sons of anarchy as that usually meant a new bunch of characters to get violent withGreenie said:Why has 'so and so will contact you' become 'so and so will reach out to you'?
Who started this shit and why do non thinkers repeat it?
I find its generally uttered by grey people who have the most mundane jobs, and are just trying and failing, to make it more interesting.
Its just a big bowl of wank, it really is.
For data analysts though, I agree, it's a wanky phrase2 -
But it really is required if you are looking to obtain an overarching, holistic view of the situation.3
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When birds go on a hen do and you have 8 versions of the exact same Instagram/Snapchat story for 2 days. Put your phone down and actually enjoy yourself ffs5
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Greenie said:
Why has 'so and so will contact you' become 'so and so will reach out to you'?
Who started this shit and why do non thinkers repeat it?
I find its generally uttered by grey people who have the most mundane jobs, and are just trying and failing, to make it more interesting.
Its just a big bowl of wank, it really is.
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Kellogg's new tag line?Greenie said:Why has 'so and so will contact you' become 'so and so will reach out to you'?
Who started this shit and why do non thinkers repeat it?
I find its generally uttered by grey people who have the most mundane jobs, and are just trying and failing, to make it more interesting.
Its just a big bowl of wank, it really is.6 -
When people say "....So she turned around and said...."
Why the 'turned around' bit? Everyone does it !! Why?5 -
I, you’ve got three butts mate sorry, that’s three seats fare please.SuedeAdidas said:Butt, butt, butt......I’ve just got big bones.....it’s not my fault.
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My dearly departed Dad used to say it incessantly. Drove me mad.snowinberlin said:When people say "....So she turned around and said...."
Why the 'turned around' bit? Everyone does it !! Why?1 -
Croydon said:
When birds go on a hen do and you have 8 versions of the exact same Instagram/Snapchat story for 2 days. Put your phone down and get your tits out ffs
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Moto service stations and more specifically the gents toilets, fucking grim.1
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Malaga airport, not going to go into it, but just advise you to avoid it if possible0
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Mate, motorway service stations are horrific more so at certain times. Like airport toilets.buckshee said:Moto service stations and more specifically the gents toilets, fucking grim.
When catching a plane the other week I popped into the toilets just before the departure gate. The pissers were full and I prodded a cubicle door to be presented with without doubt the biggest, most grotesque human turd on the planet. It was comfortably the size three coke cans laid end to end. Nestled on a dirty bed of stained toilet paper this monstrous movement was vomit inducing, jet black specked with peanuts and blood it glared at me as it was washed by a never ending flush hopelessly under prepared to shift this behemoth, only give it a sickening, glistening hue. Think of the prosthetic richards used in Kevin & Perry or the one Neil left in the bidet in the Inbetweeners and you are getting close.
Anyway, my point was. Travel couldn't have been a surprise to whoever birthed this abomination, unless leaving several pounds of mayhem in a toilet is a daily occurrence for this heathen I don't see why they had to do this in a public toilet. It was like a demonstration of a superpower "oooh look what I can do"
Going into the toilets at clackett lane between the hours of 5.30am and 9am is like going through a dirty version of professor farts bubble works with the stall users providing their own cataclysmic cacophony of arseholes opening and blasting disgusting shite into Surreys sewage system. It's a low moment if I ever have to join this chorus of anal blitzkrieg24
