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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    People who take the purple one from the Quality Street tin, and then fold the wrapper and put it back to make it look like it's still there. Absolute bastards!

  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Mrs doin an "Arthur Fowler" and spending our Christmas cash on her recent jaunt back to UK.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Old dears who still think it’s acceptable to treat the supermarket as a social club at this time of year. Yes Beryl, I appreciate it’s probably the first time you’ve been out of the house this week and you’re overjoyed at bumping into Gladys and you’re enjoying some rare human interaction but please, don’t block the aisle, don’t stand right in front of where I need to be. Go in the cafe and have a nice brew but please, before I go absolutely f’ing postal, just move!
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,625
    Fecking rain !! 3rd day running I've had to drive in it pissing down. M25 this afternoon was no joke......and with it being virtually the shortest day ( I know each one has 24 hrs....) its fecking dark by 4pm.

    Oh for the long hot sweaty summer weather when the air con is on as you don't won't the windows open whilst doing 80 mph...
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,312
    edited December 2018
    golfaddick said:

    Fecking rain !! 3rd day running I've had to drive in it pissing down. M25 this afternoon was no joke......and with it being virtually the shortest day ( I know each one has 24 hrs....) its fecking dark by 4pm.

    Oh for the long hot sweaty summer weather when the air con is on as you don't won't the windows open whilst doing 80 mph...

    Driving in the rain is made worse by that new shiny tarmac on the ground these days

    Drive between the M25 and Pepperhill (Gravesend) on the A2 and you can barely see the markings on the road because of spray / car lights / street lights... Get beyond that point on to the older slightly rougher tarmac and its a lot clearer
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Birmingham accents.

    Working there today and it’s such a bad accent that even the most attractive of women can put you right off with that horrible twang.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    golfaddick said:

    Fecking rain !! 3rd day running I've had to drive in it pissing down. M25 this afternoon was no joke......and with it being virtually the shortest day ( I know each one has 24 hrs....) its fecking dark by 4pm.

    Oh for the long hot sweaty summer weather when the air con is on as you don't won't the windows open whilst doing 80 mph...

    I work in the solar industry, you can bet that all my ground mount (muddy field outdoors) jobs will be in the winter and the roof mount (ie stuck up in a roasting hot loft) will be in the summer.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    Censoring or sidelining political debate.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,677
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Old dears who still think it’s acceptable to treat the supermarket as a social club at this time of year. Yes Beryl, I appreciate it’s probably the first time you’ve been out of the house this week and you’re overjoyed at bumping into Gladys and you’re enjoying some rare human interaction but please, don’t block the aisle, don’t stand right in front of where I need to be. Go in the cafe and have a nice brew but please, before I go absolutely f’ing postal, just move!

    Looking forward to your visitor tonight AUN?

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  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,126
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    Old dears who still think it’s acceptable to treat the supermarket as a social club at this time of year. Yes Beryl, I appreciate it’s probably the first time you’ve been out of the house this week and you’re overjoyed at bumping into Gladys and you’re enjoying some rare human interaction but please, don’t block the aisle, don’t stand right in front of where I need to be. Go in the cafe and have a nice brew but please, before I go absolutely f’ing postal, just move!

    Looking forward to your visitor tonight AUN?

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    Is the geezer on the right the old one from Star Wars with the electric spaghetti in his fingers?
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    iainment said:

    Censoring or sidelining political debate.

    Best thing to happen to this forum since I weren't made a mod.

    Hope that make me a leader of a group though
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    You ain’t a mod? Oh no the end of days.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    Alwaysneil said:

    You ain’t a mod? Oh no the end of days.

  • nelsonsleftfoot
    nelsonsleftfoot Posts: 308
    Drones.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    edited December 2018
    People, specifically the toad-headed ignoramus who has been sat next to me all week on a course. The instructors have been pretty decent and have treated everyone like adults. This twonk has been on his laptop blatantly ignoring all the sessions at the end of which, we have been set a task ranging from something really easy to something more challenging and without fail he has asked me in a panic what we have to do. He's also been huffing and puffing and (I know this sounds neurotic) breathing on me. Now we are on a 5 day course, a week before Christmas so us and the instructors agreed that we should have enough lunchtime to grab something to eat, bring it back and make a brew so say 20 minutes, have comfort breaks when needed for piss and shit and the smokers have all agreed to curb the habit, we agreed to start early and stay late to get out of here at a sensible time tomorrow.

    So this prick has been late every day, has been the last one back from every short lunch by at least 15 minutes since Monday when I dragged him back on time, has been gagging to get out every day at 4.30 when another hour or 90 minutes each day would make a massive difference tomorrow.

    Now I've dragged him along in terms of showing him what to do so much so that I've essentially done it for him, he made a stupid comment last night when we were in the pub and I properly lost it. Told him home truths in a way that is frowned upon nowadays, and told him that if he hadn't done the bit of homework we had been given he was on his own. There was some more meat to what I said to him than that but essentially I had had enough of his disrespect to us and the trainers by pissing around with his phone or laptop all day and then expecting us to carry him. I was a bit disappointed to not really get at least a few nodding heads or even some words of agreement from the others. So I told him to sort himself out by tomorrow


    One of the boys has just phoned me and got me to come down to the car park. The guys car has been clamped on both front amd rear wheels! We had to validate parking tickets on arrival for as long as we were staying at the hotel and the soppy prick couldn't even get that right. He also said nobody said anytbing as they had been swapping money on when I would punch the bloke and a few of them had tomorrow morning.
    I doubt I have even given a 5th of as good a picture as I need to build to describe how much this has fucked me off and when I'm sat at 9pm on a motorway tomorrow I think I'll be pulling over to Google hitmen and heir rates to properly deal with this
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    edited December 2018
    Carter said:

    People, specifically the toad-headed ignoramus who has been sat next to me all week on a course. The instructors have been pretty decent and have treated everyone like adults. This twonk has been on his laptop blatantly ignoring all the sessions at the end of which, we have been set a task ranging from something really easy to something more challenging and without fail he has asked me in a panic what we have to do. He's also been huffing and puffing and (I know this sounds neurotic) breathing on me. Now we are on a 5 day course, a week before Christmas so us and the instructors agreed that we should have enough lunchtime to grab something to eat, bring it back and make a brew so say 20 minutes, have comfort breaks when needed for piss and shit and the smokers have all agreed to curb the habit, we agreed to start early and stay late to get out of here at a sensible time tomorrow.

    So this prick has been late every day, has been the last one back from every short lunch by at least 15 minutes since Monday when I dragged him back on time, has been gagging to get out every day at 4.30 when another hour or 90 minutes each day would make a massive difference tomorrow.

    Now I've dragged him along in terms of showing him what to do so much so that I've essentially done it for him, he made a stupid comment last night when we were in the pub and I properly lost it. Told him home truths in a way that is frowned upon nowadays, and told him that if he hadn't done the bit of homework we had been given he was on his own. There was some more meat to what I said to him than that but essentially I had had enough of his disrespect to us and the trainers by pissing around with his phone or laptop all day and then expecting us to carry him. I was a bit disappointed to not really get at least a few nodding heads or even some words of agreement from the others. So I told him to sort himself out by tomorrow


    One of the boys has just phoned me and got me to come down to the car park. The guys car has been clamped on both front amd rear wheels! We had to validate parking tickets on arrival for as long as we were staying at the hotel and the soppy prick couldn't even get that right. He also said nobody said anytbing as they had been swapping money on when I would punch the bloke and a few of them had tomorrow morning.

    I doubt I have even given a 5th of as good a picture as I need to build to describe how much this has fucked me off and when I'm sat at 9pm on a motorway tomorrow I think I'll be pulling over to Google hitmen and heir rates to properly deal with this

    Sorry mate. Any chance of a lift home?
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Spending 20 minutes looking for a thread on here and still not f***ing finding it GRRRRRRRRR
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    paulie8290 said:

    Spending 20 minutes looking for a thread on here and still not f***ing finding it GRRRRRRRRR

    Here you go mate https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/61621/hair-highlighting-tips/p1

    ;-)
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    I was in a shop yesterday "Fairy Tale of New York' was playing, a Kirsty McColl soundalike as been used and the line 'You cheap lousy faggot' has been changed to 'You're cheap and your haggard', or something like that, has the world really come to this, a piece of creative art is changed just because some bleeding heart may get upset...FFS, the world is turning into the most boring sterile place. Its very sad.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,597
    Greenie said:

    I was in a shop yesterday "Fairy Tale of New York' was playing, a Kirsty McColl soundalike as been used and the line 'You cheap lousy faggot' has been changed to 'You're cheap and your haggard', or something like that, has the world really come to this, a piece of creative art is changed just because some bleeding heart may get upset...FFS, the world is turning into the most boring sterile place. Its very sad.

    Merry Christmas your arm
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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    DaveMehmet said:

    Greenie said:

    I was in a shop yesterday "Fairy Tale of New York' was playing, a Kirsty McColl soundalike as been used and the line 'You cheap lousy faggot' has been changed to 'You're cheap and your haggard', or something like that, has the world really come to this, a piece of creative art is changed just because some bleeding heart may get upset...FFS, the world is turning into the most boring sterile place. Its very sad.

    Merry Christmas your arm
    Has Arse been changed as well? Bloody hell trust you to notice that.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    Greenie said:

    I was in a shop yesterday "Fairy Tale of New York' was playing, a Kirsty McColl soundalike as been used and the line 'You cheap lousy faggot' has been changed to 'You're cheap and your haggard', or something like that, has the world really come to this, a piece of creative art is changed just because some bleeding heart may get upset...FFS, the world is turning into the most boring sterile place. Its very sad.

    That's probably the singer from Westlife's version. Which in fairness he said afterwards was a mistake to change.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Greenie said:

    I was in a shop yesterday "Fairy Tale of New York' was playing, a Kirsty McColl soundalike as been used and the line 'You cheap lousy faggot' has been changed to 'You're cheap and your haggard', or something like that, has the world really come to this, a piece of creative art is changed just because some bleeding heart may get upset...FFS, the world is turning into the most boring sterile place. Its very sad.

    What did they rhyme with haggard as it doesn't rhyme with maggot?
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    paulie8290 said:

    Spending 20 minutes looking for a thread on here and still not f***ing finding it GRRRRRRRRR

    www.google.co.uk

    you're welcome.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    iainment said:

    Greenie said:

    I was in a shop yesterday "Fairy Tale of New York' was playing, a Kirsty McColl soundalike as been used and the line 'You cheap lousy faggot' has been changed to 'You're cheap and your haggard', or something like that, has the world really come to this, a piece of creative art is changed just because some bleeding heart may get upset...FFS, the world is turning into the most boring sterile place. Its very sad.

    That's probably the singer from Westlife's version. Which in fairness he said afterwards was a mistake to change.
    Did he also admit it was a mistake to even think about doing a westlife version never mind about actually recording one?
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Alwaysneil said:

    iainment said:

    Greenie said:

    I was in a shop yesterday "Fairy Tale of New York' was playing, a Kirsty McColl soundalike as been used and the line 'You cheap lousy faggot' has been changed to 'You're cheap and your haggard', or something like that, has the world really come to this, a piece of creative art is changed just because some bleeding heart may get upset...FFS, the world is turning into the most boring sterile place. Its very sad.

    That's probably the singer from Westlife's version. Which in fairness he said afterwards was a mistake to change.
    Did he also admit it was a mistake to even think about doing a westlife version never mind about actually recording one?
    It was the Pogues and KMacs version......
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Oh, I heard it in Absolute Radio the other day and they blanked faggot out. Poor form.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,312
    edited December 2018
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  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Alwaysneil said:

    Oh, I heard it in Absolute Radio the other day and they blanked faggot out. Poor form.

    Faggots!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,597
    Whoever suggest going for a walk after Christmas dinner. Fuck off and leave me on the sofa with a baileys.
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