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Had exactly this conversation last week at work.SporadicAddick said:Trying to hum the tune to Ski Sunday, but only being able to produce Horse of The Year..
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Need to improve your dancing skills tooSporadicAddick said:Trying to hum the tune to Ski Sunday, but only being able to produce Horse of The Year..
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Feel naked without me 44 flag count on display. Anyone else?3
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Don't worry mate, if they were still about, I'd give you onei_b_b_o_r_g said:Feel naked without me 44 flag count on display. Anyone else?
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Drive Thrus
We've reached the stage in mankind where not only can now no longer be arsed to cook, now we can't even be arsed to get out the car to get it. I went a macDonald's where there were 7 cars waiting, I parked up went inside, no queue, got my food in 2 minutes, came out same 7 cars waiting, pointless7 -
Probably a rainbow flag by the sounds of it.DaveMehmet said:
Don't worry mate, if they were still about, I'd give you onei_b_b_o_r_g said:Feel naked without me 44 flag count on display. Anyone else?
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People who spell it MAcDonalds.0
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Drivers who overtake, pull in right in front of you then drive at the same speed as you. Why??1
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I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.5 -
This with bells on.Redskin said:I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
Last year neighbour of mine was out walking his dog in the pouring rain, with a rain jacket that that reached down over his shorts.
Looked totally ridiculous.0 - Sponsored links:
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The sort of blokes that like to think to themselves "I'm a right character ain't I" with this ludicrous look at meism. Like shirtless northerners at football.Redskin said:I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
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Saw a bloke at petrol garage yesterday. 5pm and he's filling up his car wearing shorts, t shirt & sandals. It's been freezing all week. It's not like you've just popped out to get some milk unless you sit at home with the heating at 25°. I just don't understand it.Redskin said:I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.0 -
Depends he may have been from Northern Canada over here on Holiday - I remember going to Sydney in their winter, amount of Aussies that were moaning about the cold yet thought it was lovely warm weathergolfaddick said:
Saw a bloke at petrol garage yesterday. 5pm and he's filling up his car wearing shorts, t shirt & sandals. It's been freezing all week. It's not like you've just popped out to get some milk unless you sit at home with the heating at 25°. I just don't understand it.Redskin said:I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.1 -
It just an ensign of the times we live in.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Feel naked without me 44 flag count on display. Anyone else?
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Roofers sitting in their van outside my house because it's raining so they can't work.
It's the rain that's annoying, not the roofers!0 -
And invariably they are all chubbers with those great big red scabby calves/ankles.RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
The sort of blokes that like to think to themselves "I'm a right character ain't I" with this ludicrous look at meism. Like shirtless northerners at football.Redskin said:I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.2 -
This. invariably overweight guys as normal clothing make them uncomfortable. Even more ironic when wearing sports shorts.1
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Even in the hot weather, specially when they're sporting toenails like QuaversRedskin said:I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.1 -
i_b_b_o_r_g said:
Even in the hot weather, specially when they're sporting toenails like QuaversRedskin said:I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
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Not many things can turn my stomach, but manky feet are foooking rank2
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how much would you need paid to suck that big toe?i_b_b_o_r_g said:Not many things can turn my stomach, but manky feet are foooking rank
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Thanks for that.happyvalley said:
I think you'll find in the set up menu there's a way to disable this function.MrLargo said:When your TV warns you it's gonna switch itself off in 1 minute, after you've been watching it for a certain amount off time. It's like it's making a comment on my lifestyle - "You've been watching me for 6 and a half hours, why don't you do something useful with your life, you fat w*#ker". F*%k you Samsung!
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Do it for a bullseye, but money upfront. I'm not falling for that one again..cafcdave123 said:
how much would you need paid to suck that big toe?i_b_b_o_r_g said:Not many things can turn my stomach, but manky feet are foooking rank
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People who go on music quizzes but know feck all about music......specifically Popmaster on Radio 2.
Today's contestant got 0 points. 10 questions & the top score is 39.
Q..."Who was the lead singer of 80's band Altered Images"
A..."don't know, it was before my time"
So were The Animals but I know Eric Burdon was their lead singer.
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Having a discussion with an idiot.
On facebook just now, a friend posted something about being able to disable receiving BBC broadcasts so you don't have to pay the licence for "a load of repeats".
I wrote: "...yes, why not. And the fine for being caught watching should be £10'000."
Response from friend of friend: "You work for the BBC ?"
Me: " No - just appreciate how good it is. I did say that I agreed with the sentiment Trev. As long as people who claim they never watch, never do, then what's the problem?"
FOF: "£10.000 fine for watching repeats is a bit steep...shame they don't make TVs that can't receive the BBC Be no problem then ."
Me: "No it ain't mate. If they really don't watch BBC, then there's no fine to be paid. Trouble is I see this kind of thing all the time. Next thing the person is going on about how great Only Fools and Horses was, or how angry this week's Question Time made them, or how the missus is blubbing at Call the Midwife, or what a wanker Steve Wright is on Radio 2..."
FOF: "Could sit n argue all day so let's agree to disagree".
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So you are arguing with a stranger on Facebook and posting the argument on here?Algarveaddick said:Having a discussion with an idiot.
On facebook just now, a friend posted something about being able to disable receiving BBC broadcasts so you don't have to pay the licence for "a load of repeats".
I wrote: "...yes, why not. And the fine for being caught watching should be £10'000."
Response from friend of friend: "You work for the BBC ?"
Me: " No - just appreciate how good it is. I did say that I agreed with the sentiment Trev. As long as people who claim they never watch, never do, then what's the problem?"
FOF: "£10.000 fine for watching repeats is a bit steep...shame they don't make TVs that can't receive the BBC Be no problem then ."
Me: "No it ain't mate. If they really don't watch BBC, then there's no fine to be paid. Trouble is I see this kind of thing all the time. Next thing the person is going on about how great Only Fools and Horses was, or how angry this week's Question Time made them, or how the missus is blubbing at Call the Midwife, or what a wanker Steve Wright is on Radio 2..."
FOF: "Could sit n argue all day so let's agree to disagree".
Must be raining in the Algarve today
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Motorway gantry speed limit signs 50mph - info board to the side says "Workforce on the carriageway", traffic slows significantly. So far so unremarkable.
400 yds later one traffic womble standing on edge of hard shoulder on the solid white line bordering lane 1, ludicrously endangering himself so close to the passing vehicles, 200 yds further up broken down car on hard shoulder fully off the carriageway hazard lights flashing. Next 2 gantry signs over next couple of miles 40 mph limit "Workforce on Carriageway"! The suicidally complacent lunatic was 2 miles back down the road for pete's sake. The road is completely covered by cameras, what possible justification can the faceless traffic bunglers have for slowing the busiest road in the land to a crawl for miles after one of their own morons in hi-vis decides to dither about at his own risk to no useful purpose whatsoflippinever? That orange jacketed dullard and the gantry sign meddler should be dismissed on the spot for dereliction of duty and norsing up the morning for hundreds if not thousands of others.2 -
The ‘Driver fatigue, rest recommended’ warning coming up on my dash.
I’d been driving 8 minutes ffs.4
