My daughter had an interview at Lush last week, part time job as she’s at Uni. Anyway she didn’t get it. On Saturday Mrs GA asked her if there was anything she wanted from Lush when she was out shopping.
Apparently me saying, “employment” wasn’t the answer.
Geezer: I want a divorce, my wife's p!ss!ng me off. Lawyer: Why's that sir? G: My missus is out every night, past 12, trawling from bar to bar, meeting who knows who. L: Do you know what or who she's looking for, sir? G: Me
The Germans are getting so worried about corona virus they’re putting towels on hospital beds!
Hello Oz, usually enjoy your jokes but I don’t get this one. And, come to that I don’t get FAs Woolworths joke either. I must be having a slow morning.
The Germans are getting so worried about corona virus they’re putting towels on hospital beds!
Hello Oz, usually enjoy your jokes but I don’t get this one. And, come to that I don’t get FAs Woolworths joke either. I must be having a slow morning.
@Blackheathen The Germans are reserving the beds with their towels like they do the sun loungers on holiday.
The Germans are getting so worried about corona virus they’re putting towels on hospital beds!
Hello Oz, usually enjoy your jokes but I don’t get this one. And, come to that I don’t get FAs Woolworths joke either. I must be having a slow morning.
@Blackheathen The Germans are reserving the beds with their towels like they do the sun loungers on holiday.
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Ha, good one.
Came back "body required"
I'll get me coat
Lawyer: Why's that sir?
G: My missus is out every night, past 12, trawling from bar to bar, meeting who knows who.
L: Do you know what or who she's looking for, sir?
G: Me
To see its flat mate.
So I nutmegged her.
An infant school teacher asked her pupils what their parents did for a living.
Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!"
Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a professional con artist!"
The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening to discuss the situation.
Little Johnny's father explained, "Actually, I'm the Chairman of Charlton Athletic, but how am I supposed to explain that to a four year old?"
The hedgehog has pricks on the outside.
The bucket
Apparently she's been made redundant from Woolworths!!