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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    thai malaysia addick said:
    I don't get the jokes in the last three posts

    Ha, good one.
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    edited March 2020
    My daughter had an interview at Lush last week, part time job as she’s at Uni. Anyway she didn’t  get it. On Saturday Mrs GA asked her if there was anything she wanted from Lush when she was out shopping. 

    Apparently me saying, “employment” wasn’t the answer.
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

    To see its flat mate.
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    Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    Chaos at John Lennon airport in Liverpool as a result of the Flybe cancellations – imagine all the people.
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Words can’t express how much I hate National Emoji Day.
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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    So, I've got 500 bog rolls behind the front door, another 500 behind the back door.
    That should keep the infected feckers away.


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    MrWalkerMrWalker
    Doctor told me to stay at home for 14 days with gel and tissues. How does he know I'll spend every hour watching porn? 
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    Duncan270566Duncan270566
    edited March 2020
    Whats the difference between a hedgehog and a Land Rover?

    The hedgehog has pricks on the outside.
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    StigThundercockStigThundercock
    What's the difference between Mat Southall and a bucket of shit?













    The bucket
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    ozaddickozaddick
    The Germans are getting so worried about corona virus they’re putting  towels on hospital beds! 
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    Southalls back on social media
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Bloody hell having to talk to my wife with all this Sport cancelled

    Apparently she's been made redundant from Woolworths!!
    You’re a couple of hours late with that one it’s already been on the coronavirus thread.
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    BlackheathenBlackheathen
    ozaddick said:
    The Germans are getting so worried about corona virus they’re putting  towels on hospital beds! 
    Hello Oz, usually enjoy your jokes but I don’t get this one.  And, come to that I don’t get FAs Woolworths joke either.  I must be having a slow morning.
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    Sarrf_LondonSarrf_London
    edited March 2020
    Woolworths folded in 2009. Do you need further explanation of the joke?
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    Blackheathen said:
    ozaddick said:
    The Germans are getting so worried about corona virus they’re putting  towels on hospital beds! 
    Hello Oz, usually enjoy your jokes but I don’t get this one.  And, come to that I don’t get FAs Woolworths joke either.  I must be having a slow morning.
    @Blackheathen The Germans are reserving the beds with their towels like they do the sun loungers on holiday.
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    SolidgoneSolidgone
    AddicksAddict said:
    Blackheathen said:
    ozaddick said:
    The Germans are getting so worried about corona virus they’re putting  towels on hospital beds! 
    Hello Oz, usually enjoy your jokes but I don’t get this one.  And, come to that I don’t get FAs Woolworths joke either.  I must be having a slow morning.
    @Blackheathen The Germans are reserving the beds with their towels like they do the sun loungers on holiday.
    Spoiler alert!
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    LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
    I know you stole my Microsoft Office and you’re gonna pay. 

    You have my word. 
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    Taxi_LadTaxi_Lad
    thai malaysia addick said:n
    LoOkOuT said:
    I know you stole my Microsoft Office and you’re gonna pay. 

    You have my word. 
    Excel-lent.
    Better than the joke 😂
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