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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Sue Smith covering our game on ssn , useless cow has been getting herself all wet over Benrahma and Brentford all night, didn’t even know Phillips’ name.


  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,676
    I have inexplicably started to sing (in my head) supercalifragilisticexpialidocious whilst wet shaving.  That's one syllable to each swish of the razor.  It started last week and it's really beginning to piss me off. 
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,737
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    I have inexplicably started to sing (in my head) supercalifragilisticexpialidocious whilst wet shaving.  That's one syllable to each swish of the razor.  It started last week and it's really beginning to piss me off. 
    One swish per syllable? How many packs of Rizla do you get through?
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,689
    cafcdave123 said:
    Sue Smith covering our game on ssn , useless cow has been getting herself all wet over Benrahma and Brentford all night, didn’t even know Phillips’ name.


    I wrote as much on the match thread. She literally couldnt wait for Brentford to score. Almost a liberty that we had the front to score.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,148
    Redvalleyeast said:
    cafcdave123 said:
    Sue Smith covering our game on ssn , useless cow has been getting herself all wet over Benrahma and Brentford all night, didn’t even know Phillips’ name.


    I wrote as much on the match thread. She literally couldnt wait for Brentford to score. Almost a liberty that we had the front to score.
    Maybe she's still upset that we beat Doncaster in last year's play offs? 
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Robert Peston's voice.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Millwall losing against our relegation rivals.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Dazzler21 said:
    Millwall losing against our relegation rivals.
    All but ending their play-off hopes in the process, and consequently meaning that they're certain to turn in another losing performance against Hull at the weekend.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Darth Vader. Finally got round to. Watching the Star Wars prequels. What an absolute turd.
  • MattF
    MattF Posts: 3,797
    Relegation rivals/teams in a slump sacking their manager just before we play them
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  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Happy birthday Ringo mate, but for crissake STFU with the peace and love bollocks
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    My wife having a fecking discussion with puppy Bowyer who grabbed a tea towel from the worktop. Don’t ask him, fecking tell him...... she wonders why the dogs don’t listen to her FFS 🤷‍♂️
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594
    Selfish wankers not wearing masks on trains.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    DaveMehmet said:
    Selfish wankers not wearing masks on trains.

    Lot of ugly birds on your line then?
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Rolling my ankle on the kerb this morning because, yet again, I had to walk in the road because of selfish bastards who won't move over. 99 times out of 100 it is me that moves.

    Jean Paul Sartre made a lot of sense with his hell is other people line.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    DaveMehmet said:
    Selfish wankers not wearing masks on trains.
    make them get off, selfish pricks
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    cafcdave123 said:
    DaveMehmet said:
    Selfish wankers not wearing masks on trains.
    make them get off, selfish pricks
    Certainly dont want to see them doing that 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    People advertising workshops to rent (or anything for that matter) and either having one photo of just the outside, or no photo at all included in their ad.
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Relegation rivals refusing to lay down and die
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    People advertising workshops to rent (or anything for that matter) and either having one photo of just the outside, or no photo at all included in their ad.
    Bastards
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  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,916
    bolloxbolder said:
    100s of these legal high gas canisters littering the bottom of my road, presumably tossed out of a car by ignorant youth. Subsequently smashed and moved by cars over a wide area.
     As an aside where are these being purchased from?
    They are used in the catering industry for whipped cream or that poncy foam stuff, they can't be banned for that exact reason..Its nitrous oxide or 'NOS'. They are a massive earner for people at festivals where you're charged upto £5 per balloon, cost is maybe 20p each if you buy them in big enough bulk. 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    Idiots repointing lime mortar with cement.

    Chiselling it out is a c*** of a job.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    Builders still working down my road with an electric saw outside @ 9pm tonight whilst my Son tries to sleep

    Would say something but not on the best terms with my neighbours so not going to give them any satisfaction!! 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Builders still working down my road with an electric saw outside @ 9pm tonight whilst my Son tries to sleep

    Would say something but not on the best terms with my neighbours so not going to give them any satisfaction!! 
    Open you window and close your curtains, so they can see what house it's coming from and shout out - "My names Matt Southall and if you don't stop using that saw, me and my mate Lee Amis are gonna come down there and shove it up you're Polska arses"
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Builders still working down my road with an electric saw outside @ 9pm tonight whilst my Son tries to sleep

    Would say something but not on the best terms with my neighbours so not going to give them any satisfaction!! 
    Since moving to working at home I've realised just how noisy it is. If it's not the kids next door screaming and wailing for 8 hours a day in the garden, it's the constant, endless drilling, hammering, angle grinding, sawing, chainsawing going on up and down the road. It's doing my head in. 

    I kid you not, next door but one has had sessions of drum therapy going on one afternoon a week for a few weeks. They're an assisted living place so I can't really get too humpy with them but I never imagined I'd have to be making work phone/Skype calls with a musical bed of Native American drumming and a singalong in the background. 


  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Builders still working down my road with an electric saw outside @ 9pm tonight whilst my Son tries to sleep

    Would say something but not on the best terms with my neighbours so not going to give them any satisfaction!! 
    Put a brick through the house window and the builders van window 
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,689
    Motorists who dont understand the concept of a roundabout. Its not rocket science.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    Bournemouth Addick said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Builders still working down my road with an electric saw outside @ 9pm tonight whilst my Son tries to sleep

    Would say something but not on the best terms with my neighbours so not going to give them any satisfaction!! 
    Since moving to working at home I've realised just how noisy it is. If it's not the kids next door screaming and wailing for 8 hours a day in the garden, it's the constant, endless drilling, hammering, angle grinding, sawing, chainsawing going on up and down the road. It's doing my head in. 

    I kid you not, next door but one has had sessions of drum therapy going on one afternoon a week for a few weeks. They're an assisted living place so I can't really get too humpy with them but I never imagined I'd have to be making work phone/Skype calls with a musical bed of Native American drumming and a singalong in the background. 


    Can you Sioux them?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    My neighbour knocked at our door a 3am last night, lucky for him I was still up practicing on the drums
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,676
    Bournemouth Addick said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Builders still working down my road with an electric saw outside @ 9pm tonight whilst my Son tries to sleep

    Would say something but not on the best terms with my neighbours so not going to give them any satisfaction!! 
    Since moving to working at home I've realised just how noisy it is. If it's not the kids next door screaming and wailing for 8 hours a day in the garden, it's the constant, endless drilling, hammering, angle grinding, sawing, chainsawing going on up and down the road. It's doing my head in. 

    I kid you not, next door but one has had sessions of drum therapy going on one afternoon a week for a few weeks. They're an assisted living place so I can't really get too humpy with them but I never imagined I'd have to be making work phone/Skype calls with a musical bed of Native American drumming and a singalong in the background. 


    Jeez I feel your pain.  

    There are projects around where I live to either side, to the front and to the back.  In fact the other morning I was in the garden at 8 am as the first plaintive revs of an angle grinder started up. I shouted out, 'AND WE'RE OFF'.

    I think this prolonged attachment to noise pollution is beginning to affect my mental well being.  I now dearly regret standing in that bowl of cold custard and singing Jerusalem at the top of my voice to the neighbourhood :/ .  
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