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  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Criminal bin dipping cnuts pratting about with football clubs robbing them blind 
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    edited July 2020
    EFL determinedly looking the other way twiddling its thumbs while cnuts dismantle clubs and rob them blind
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    addick1956 said:
    CARD...partly to blame for in your face crap to an owner who can exact revenge and it seems is. 
    Hopefully a joke that's gone over my head, but I fear not.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    MrLargo said:
    addick1956 said:
    CARD...partly to blame for in your face crap to an owner who can exact revenge and it seems is. 
    Hopefully a joke that's gone over my head, but I fear not.
    Don't engage the troll
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited July 2020
    addick1956 said:
    CARD...partly to blame for in your face crap to an owner who can exact revenge and it seems is. 
    I think there's only 2 things that dithering old ctun cares about and that's money and doing things his way. I can't see him going till he gets what he perceives to be enough for the Club and it has to be his idea. Not sure anything fans have done and can do, will change that either way tbh mate
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    addick1956 said:
    CARD...partly to blame for in your face crap to an owner who can exact revenge and it seems is. 
    You're really weird. 
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    The scam industry in India, and that the government over there is ignoring it.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,148
    Equally, the tax evasion and avoidance in the UK and that the government over there is ignoring it.  
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Algarveaddick said:
    Equally, the tax evasion and avoidance in the UK and that the government over there is ignoring it.  
    Not familiar wit that as I've not lived in England for many years. The scammers are robbing older people who are not very computer savvy of their life savings in some cases, it's brutal.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,676
    I have difficulty hooking a face mask around my ears, it keeps pinging off.  With much fussing I can get it to stay put, but it is all rather precarious. 

    I recently checked myself out in the reflection of a car window and to my horror discovered I was packing as good as a Freddie 'Parrot Face' Davies impression as you could possibly get.

    I have thus far used seven masks from the box which means that I have to face this humiliation another forty three times. 😷

    Freddie Parrot Face Davies - The 12 Days Of Christmas - YouTube 
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  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,106
    edited August 2020
    Wasps.
    Stripey bastards. 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,845
    The crap phone signal and ergo the rubbish internet connection on my holiday park in Dawlish Warren. 
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    This. This annoys me. 


  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,676
    Just logged on to Spotify and noticed a playlist called, 'Daily Wellness'. 

    I thinks I could do with some of that, so give it a try.  After some initial guff from Dolly Parton backed by a church organ the music started ... 2nd track up 'Under Pressure'. 

    That didn't last long.



      
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Bournemouth Addick said:
    This. This annoys me. 


    Nooo, you can't improve on perfection. Whatever next, Boyzone to record Dark Side of the Moon? Rod Liddle to re-write Shakespeare? Del Boy Trotter to repaint the Sistine Chapel?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    Stig said:
    Bournemouth Addick said:
    This. This annoys me. 


    Nooo, you can't improve on perfection. Whatever next, Boyzone to record Dark Side of the Moon? Rod Liddle to re-write Shakespeare? Del Boy Trotter to repaint the Sistine Chapel?
    In luminous paint?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    iaitch said:
    Stig said:
    Bournemouth Addick said:
    This. This annoys me. 


    Nooo, you can't improve on perfection. Whatever next, Boyzone to record Dark Side of the Moon? Rod Liddle to re-write Shakespeare? Del Boy Trotter to repaint the Sistine Chapel?
    In luminous paint?
    Wish I'd thought of that.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Why, only on this site do I keep getting fecking adverts about Earwax. I haven't googled anything on this and don't suffer from it.

    [Stands back and waits for the inevitable].


  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house! 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,845
    Perf with surf.
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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,989
    Wilma said:
    Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house! 
    Get a fly swatter. They're brilliant. 
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,125
    Covered End said:
    Wilma said:
    Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house! 
    Get a fly swatter. They're brilliant. 
    I wouldn’t go that far, she misses more than she hits...
  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    Covered End said:
    Wilma said:
    Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house! 
    Get a fly swatter. They're brilliant. 
    I do have a fly swatter and a disgusting hanging fly paper but this one was a particularly big buzzing thing that I wasn't prepared to chase around the house. It went out the window eventually. 
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    My Dad asked for a Newspaper the other day so passed him my iPad and told him to get with the times!!

    That fly didnt know what hit him!!
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,737
    Wilma said:
    Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house! 
    I found 2 dead bluebottles on the same floor tile in my kitchen this morning. It's a fairly big kitchen too so I thought it was a bit odd.
    I ended up imagining that they had had a fight to the death and both expired in battle.

    Other explanations are available.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,989
    Wilma said:
    Covered End said:
    Wilma said:
    Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house! 
    Get a fly swatter. They're brilliant. 
    I do have a fly swatter and a disgusting hanging fly paper but this one was a particularly big buzzing thing that I wasn't prepared to chase around the house. It went out the window eventually. 
    That's where you're going wrong.
    You're not meant to chase them.
    You swat them on the window :smile:
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,676
    SuedeAdidas said:
    Wilma said:
    Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house! 
    I found 2 dead bluebottles on the same floor tile in my kitchen this morning. It's a fairly big kitchen too so I thought it was a bit odd.
    I ended up imagining that they had had a fight to the death and both expired in battle.

    Other explanations are available.
    Hope they're not cluster flies otherwise you may be seeing some more. 

    Cluster flies are big and dozy, but obviously not bluebottles.  I saw two or three in my house some years ago and then over the following week /ten days others arrived - possibly up to 50/60.  I went to war with them with my vacuum cleaner.  I called a pest controller who told me that nothing will stop them once they've selected a house.  The other thing is they always congregate in the same place within the house. They try to get in at the end of summer btw.  I was never able to trace their access point despite shutting doors, sitting and waiting, they seemed to appear out of thin air.

    I actually purchased something to kill them off in the end, but never had to use it as my vacuum skills sufficed.  I imagine they got word to their mates outside - its not worth it - there's a lunatic indoors on guard 24/7 armed with his hoover.    
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Wilma said:
    Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house! 

    There’s a very funny clip on Family Guy of a fly trying to get out of a window and then giving up.

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Bournemouth Addick said:
    This. This annoys me. 


    Won't take much guess work to figure which of them is going to be playing the John Candy role of the man that doesn't shut up.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,163
    Has anyone mentioned Lyle cnut Taylor?
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