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Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table
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Your dumplings are boiling over1
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Well that filled a hole.2
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We only use the dining room table when we have guests rounds, otherwise it's off our laps in front of the TV0
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Do you have a nut allergy?0
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You have a nice nice Pear!0
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‘For what we are about to receive...’1
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I'm going to have ring sting after that one!9
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Can’t beat a couple of bangers with some sauce on them.0
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Do you come here often?0
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Aunt Bessie knows how to put on a good spread.1
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If it doesn’t squelch whilst you’re eating it, you’re doing it wrong.
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Ask your mum if she wants a sausage in-cider.2
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Eat the crust.1
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Do you want seconds?0
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Stop looking at your phone :-(20
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Don’t speak with your mouth full.1
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Start on the outside and work your way in0
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Your arse is guna sting in the morning.3
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Did you microwave it from frozen?0
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Can you put a shirt on please, it’s very off putting :-(5
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I'll just have the bill now please.11 -
Lovely bit of squirrel2
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Does your sister want to join us?10
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Right who wants a take away?
Chinese, Indian, Italian, probably end up with a battered sausage.4 -
You have mayonnaise on your chin.0
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Can you please push that stool in21
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So....how was your day?1
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I'm not eating this.0
