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Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table
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Sweet corn 🌽?0
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For what I am about to receive may the Lord make me truly thankful. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!(men).0
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You didn't tell me your granddad was going to come.1
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This meats a bit bloody0
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Nice melons1
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Is it too salty?
Do you want seconds?
Mmmm that smells delicious
What's your secret for making it rise like that?
Blow on it first0 -
I'm not a great cheese lover2
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How was work?0
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Thanks love, I'll finish it in front of the TV4
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How much.0
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Can we put the footy on?0
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Sh*t, I forgot to take out the stuffing balls1
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Stop playing with it, and put it in your mouth1
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Aren't you going to wait for me to finish?2
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I've got a hair in my teeth.0
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That was a lot spicier than usual0
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Use the napkin to wipe your chin.2
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Is burping rude?
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Don't talk with your mouth full.0
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It’s not the flavour that I dislike, just the texture...0
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How's it ended up in your hair.0
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Come on just put it in your mouth, it's not as bad as it smells.
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Shall we just have it on the sofa and watch tv?4
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I see the dog is sniffing around for the giblets again.1
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If I'd known you were coming I'd have baked a cake.1
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Put a beer mat under one leg to stop it wobbling.2
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Can I have another fork?1
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Is it too dry?1
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That's the best stuffing I've had for a while.1
