Those slips of paper that take up half the packet when you buy drugs and medicines. They're fine if you've got a new prescription for some exotic chemical, but if just having an aspirin I don't want that stuff in my way.
Have you noticed that it doesn't matter which end of the packet you open first you will always find that folded end of the sheet of paper there instead of the drugs you need, it's like dropping a slice of buttered toast that one. I'll bet nobody has ever read that small print either. It probably tells you about 50 ways that using the drugs concerned can kill you. Or 50 places you should not leave them or something.
Just like the Internet when they send you terms and conditions and you have to tick to say you have read them but of course you haven't because you have a life....just stuff to get in your way.
Those slips of paper that take up half the packet when you buy drugs and medicines. They're fine if you've got a new prescription for some exotic chemical, but if just having an aspirin I don't want that stuff in my way.
Have you noticed that it doesn't matter which end of the packet you open first you will always find that folded end of the sheet of paper there instead of the drugs you need, it's like dropping a slice of buttered toast that one. I'll bet nobody has ever read that small print either. It probably tells you about 50 ways that using the drugs concerned can kill you. Or 50 places you should not leave them or something.
Just like the Internet when they send you terms and conditions and you have to tick to say you have read them but of course you haven't because you have a life....just stuff to get in your way.
My drugs get given to me in a little plastic bag. No problem.
And another thing. When did it become "un-pc" to use the words "died" or "dead" on the TVs news? Nowadays they always say someone who has snuffed it, has "lost their life" which apart from being unwieldy is hardly accurate because when you are brown bread you ain't going to "find your life" again, are you?
Dead is a perfectly acceptable English word isn't it? If not why not?
kissing in public. this couple this morning, constantly pecking at 6 second intervals on a packed tube carriage. this isn't a romantic stroll through Paris or a gondola ride in Venice, it's the bloody jubilee line to Stanmore ffs!!!!!
a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.
makes me sick
You romantic bastard...
I've had my moments. Took the mrs to her first ever Charlton game when we beat Man City at home in our relegation season, Nov 2006. 1-0 to us. Blocked her view of Darren Bent's goal because I was already up on my feet in anticipation of it going in from Jerome Thomas' cross. Who said romance was dead..........
That was my son's first ever game. It's been downhill ever since !
A good game. She's been thrice since. Blackpool at home first season in champ, a 4-1 win. Another victory that I can't place, and then the 1-1 draw with Rochdale in the league 1 winning season when Stephens scored in the last minute. Couldn't quite get her to go full time like your lad.
Those slips of paper that take up half the packet when you buy drugs and medicines. They're fine if you've got a new prescription for some exotic chemical, but if just having an aspirin I don't want that stuff in my way.
Have you noticed that it doesn't matter which end of the packet you open first you will always find that folded end of the sheet of paper there instead of the drugs you need, it's like dropping a slice of buttered toast that one. I'll bet nobody has ever read that small print either. It probably tells you about 50 ways that using the drugs concerned can kill you. Or 50 places you should not leave them or something.
Just like the Internet when they send you terms and conditions and you have to tick to say you have read them but of course you haven't because you have a life....just stuff to get in your way.
My drugs get given to me in a little plastic bag. No problem.
When I offer something to somebody and they reply, "I'm good". No! There are only two acceptable answers to my question, 'yes please' or 'no thank you'.
Those slips of paper that take up half the packet when you buy drugs and medicines. They're fine if you've got a new prescription for some exotic chemical, but if just having an aspirin I don't want that stuff in my way.
Have you noticed that it doesn't matter which end of the packet you open first you will always find that folded end of the sheet of paper there instead of the drugs you need, it's like dropping a slice of buttered toast that one. I'll bet nobody has ever read that small print either. It probably tells you about 50 ways that using the drugs concerned can kill you. Or 50 places you should not leave them or something.
Just like the Internet when they send you terms and conditions and you have to tick to say you have read them but of course you haven't because you have a life....just stuff to get in your way.
My drugs get given to me in a little plastic bag. No problem.
You're on drugs? Explains a lot .
Oh, I see! You don't know what a joke is! Thanks for clearing up why none of your posts on the Jokes thread are funny.
(That's a joke, by the way. Don't get all angry. By the way, do you want me to flag your post so you can moan about it?)
kissing in public. this couple this morning, constantly pecking at 6 second intervals on a packed tube carriage. this isn't a romantic stroll through Paris or a gondola ride in Venice, it's the bloody jubilee line to Stanmore ffs!!!!!
a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.
Those slips of paper that take up half the packet when you buy drugs and medicines. They're fine if you've got a new prescription for some exotic chemical, but if just having an aspirin I don't want that stuff in my way.
Have you noticed that it doesn't matter which end of the packet you open first you will always find that folded end of the sheet of paper there instead of the drugs you need, it's like dropping a slice of buttered toast that one. I'll bet nobody has ever read that small print either. It probably tells you about 50 ways that using the drugs concerned can kill you. Or 50 places you should not leave them or something.
Just like the Internet when they send you terms and conditions and you have to tick to say you have read them but of course you haven't because you have a life....just stuff to get in your way.
My drugs get given to me in a little plastic bag. No problem.
You're on drugs? Explains a lot .
Oh, I see! You don't know what a joke is! Thanks for clearing up why none of your posts on the Jokes thread are funny.
(That's a joke, by the way. Don't get all angry. By the way, do you want me to flag your post so you can moan about it?)
(That's a joke too. Try to keep up.)
And my quip about you being on drugs was also a joke. Please keep up.
Those slips of paper that take up half the packet when you buy drugs and medicines. They're fine if you've got a new prescription for some exotic chemical, but if just having an aspirin I don't want that stuff in my way.
Have you noticed that it doesn't matter which end of the packet you open first you will always find that folded end of the sheet of paper there instead of the drugs you need, it's like dropping a slice of buttered toast that one. I'll bet nobody has ever read that small print either. It probably tells you about 50 ways that using the drugs concerned can kill you. Or 50 places you should not leave them or something.
Just like the Internet when they send you terms and conditions and you have to tick to say you have read them but of course you haven't because you have a life....just stuff to get in your way.
My drugs get given to me in a little plastic bag. No problem.
You're on drugs? Explains a lot .
Oh, I see! You don't know what a joke is! Thanks for clearing up why none of your posts on the Jokes thread are funny.
(That's a joke, by the way. Don't get all angry. By the way, do you want me to flag your post so you can moan about it?)
(That's a joke too. Try to keep up.)
And my quip about you being on drugs was also a joke. Please keep up.
I kid you not, a mate of mine bless him, was so bad with it that on the way home from school we used to quiz him for our own enjoyment (horrible I know) Anyway this was about four years ago and one day we said to him 'oi who is this Osama Bin Laden then?' and he looked baffled for a minute and then said 'oh isn't he the new President of Amer....' we all burst out laughing obviously and still don't let him forget about it, poor sod.
I kid you not, a mate of mine bless him, was so bad with it that on the way home from school we used to quiz him for our own enjoyment (horrible I know) Anyway this was about four years ago and one day we said to him 'oi who is this Osama Bin Laden then?' and he looked baffled for a minute and then said 'oh isn't he the new President of Amer....' we all burst out laughing obviously and still don't let him forget about it, poor sod.
Cor, everyone knows he's the President of America! ffs
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Just like the Internet when they send you terms and conditions and you have to tick to say you have read them but of course you haven't because you have a life....just stuff to get in your way.
Dead is a perfectly acceptable English word isn't it? If not why not?
Everyone 'gets' that these days.
Thanks for clearing up why none of your posts on the Jokes thread are funny.
(That's a joke, by the way. Don't get all angry. By the way, do you want me to flag your post so you can moan about it?)
(That's a joke too. Try to keep up.)
And lordromford.
I kid you not, a mate of mine bless him, was so bad with it that on the way home from school we used to quiz him for our own enjoyment (horrible I know) Anyway this was about four years ago and one day we said to him 'oi who is this Osama Bin Laden then?' and he looked baffled for a minute and then said 'oh isn't he the new President of Amer....' we all burst out laughing obviously and still don't let him forget about it, poor sod.
..where's Amer anyway?
I think he went to Leicester..