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  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    That playing for Spurs, no matter your ability, grants you an England cap
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
    At the checkout seeing obese mother stocking up on giant packets of crisps, maxi size bottles of coca cola, jammy dodgers, pizza and frozen chips, not a fruit or vegetable in sight apart from baked beans. What chance does the child have.
  • JollyRobin
    JollyRobin Posts: 1,706
    Has anyone mentioned misplaced capital letters in titles? Because that has been getting on my tits for a while now.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    All this fuss about the re-burial of Richard 111. It can't possibly be his body anyway, apparently they dug up his body from a car park in Leicester & even I know cars were not around in the 16th century.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Anything on the box narrated by Finchy off The Office
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    If you are going on a 3-4 day caravan break, anyone else's missus manage to accumulate a years worth of ketchup, brown sauce, tartar sauce, salad cream, mustard, mayonnaise, malt vinegar, salt, pepper and sugar saches in preparation?
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,995

    If you are going on a 3-4 day caravan break, anyone else's missus manage to accumulate a years worth of ketchup, brown sauce, tartar sauce, salad cream, mustard, mayonnaise, malt vinegar, salt, pepper and sugar saches in preparation?

    Ha, mine does that !
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Cellulitus. In fact, it's more than annoying, it's pissing me right off.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598

    If you are going on a 3-4 day caravan break, anyone else's missus manage to accumulate a years worth of ketchup, brown sauce, tartar sauce, salad cream, mustard, mayonnaise, malt vinegar, salt, pepper and sugar saches in preparation?

    Gentleman's relish?
  • I remember a bloke in Woolwich market who used to Cellulitus.
    Little square silver ones.
    Mmmm lighter fluid. Used to love the smell
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  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325

    I remember a bloke in Woolwich market who used to Cellulitus.
    Little square silver ones.
    Mmmm lighter fluid. Used to love the smell


    Yeah, cheers for the sympathy :wink:
  • I remember a bloke in Woolwich market who used to Cellulitus.
    Little square silver ones.
    Mmmm lighter fluid. Used to love the smell


    Yeah, cheers for the sympathy :wink:
    Sorry mate :wink:

    People who make cheap jokes about other people afflictions
  • purdis
    purdis Posts: 1,046
    Paul Whitehouse in the Aviva ads.

    Guy must pinch himself for getting paid good money for producing total tosh so consistently and his accents are shockingly poor.

    Apart from that, he's funny.

    Used to like him in Harry Enfield 'Lee & Lance' sketches but now totally sold out and unfunny.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    The shy retiring obese bird on Gogglebox who's always stuffing her face

    Noel Gallagher on Motd2 pretending to be a true Manc despite legging it from there at the first opportunity

    Cellulitus. In fact, it's more than annoying, it's pissing me right off.


    Isn't that fat legs?
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Not reached my leg but got three very swollen toes. If the two lots of antibiotics don't fix it, a little stay in hospital on a drip awaits :anguished:

    Like I said, a tad annoying.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    People who use 1 for Roman numerals. It's Richard III for goodness sake!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    Riviera said:

    People who use 1 for Roman numerals. It's Richard III for goodness sake!

    Ha ha - I didn't even realise how much that annoyed me until now Riv... Nice one.
  • WayneK
    WayneK Posts: 639

    All this fuss about the re-burial of Richard 111. It can't possibly be his body anyway, apparently they dug up his body from a car park in Leicester & even I know cars were not around in the 16th century.

    Or even the 15th century.

  • WayneK
    WayneK Posts: 639
    BBC News, should be called BBC Views.

    People who don't know basic British history :-)
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    Those slips of paper that take up half the packet when you buy drugs and medicines. They're fine if you've got a new prescription for some exotic chemical, but if just having an aspirin I don't want that stuff in my way.
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  • Quentin Letts.
  • Hotel showers that are impossible to use without flooding half the bathroom. Just invest in a decent shower screen for heavens sake!
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    edited March 2015

    Hotel showers that are impossible to use without flooding half the bathroom. Just invest in a decent shower screen for heavens sake!

    Guests staying in my hotel making a mess in the bathroom! Just use the shower screen properly ffs!
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    kissing in public. this couple this morning, constantly pecking at 6 second intervals on a packed tube carriage. this isn't a romantic stroll through Paris or a gondola ride in Venice, it's the bloody jubilee line to Stanmore ffs!!!!!

    a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.

    makes me sick
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    People getting in my way.

    Just...get out of my way. Go home. Get in bed. Don't ever get out of it. Thanks.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    middle aged women who still feel the need to hand out cash as birthday presents to their friends.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    cabbles said:

    kissing in public. this couple this morning, constantly pecking at 6 second intervals on a packed tube carriage. this isn't a romantic stroll through Paris or a gondola ride in Venice, it's the bloody jubilee line to Stanmore ffs!!!!!

    a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.

    makes me sick

    You romantic bastard... :wink:
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255

    cabbles said:

    kissing in public. this couple this morning, constantly pecking at 6 second intervals on a packed tube carriage. this isn't a romantic stroll through Paris or a gondola ride in Venice, it's the bloody jubilee line to Stanmore ffs!!!!!

    a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.

    makes me sick

    You romantic bastard... :wink:
    I've had my moments. Took the mrs to her first ever Charlton game when we beat Man City at home in our relegation season, Nov 2006. 1-0 to us. Blocked her view of Darren Bent's goal because I was already up on my feet in anticipation of it going in from Jerome Thomas' cross. Who said romance was dead..........
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,736
    cabbles said:

    cabbles said:

    kissing in public. this couple this morning, constantly pecking at 6 second intervals on a packed tube carriage. this isn't a romantic stroll through Paris or a gondola ride in Venice, it's the bloody jubilee line to Stanmore ffs!!!!!

    a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.

    makes me sick

    You romantic bastard... :wink:
    I've had my moments. Took the mrs to her first ever Charlton game when we beat Man City at home in our relegation season, Nov 2006. 1-0 to us. Blocked her view of Darren Bent's goal because I was already up on my feet in anticipation of it going in from Jerome Thomas' cross. Who said romance was dead..........
    That was my son's first ever game. It's been downhill ever since !
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    Stig said:

    Those slips of paper that take up half the packet when you buy drugs and medicines. They're fine if you've got a new prescription for some exotic chemical, but if just having an aspirin I don't want that stuff in my way.

    Have you noticed that it doesn't matter which end of the packet you open first you will always find that folded end of the sheet of paper there instead of the drugs you need, it's like dropping a slice of buttered toast that one. I'll bet nobody has ever read that small print either. It probably tells you about 50 ways that using the drugs concerned can kill you. Or 50 places you should not leave them or something.

    Just like the Internet when they send you terms and conditions and you have to tick to say you have read them but of course you haven't because you have a life....just stuff to get in your way.
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