People who go off with your wife, after asking them to be best man at your wedding, then, 16 years later come up to you at half time v.Birmingham, with their hand out saying "Hello Mate", expecting you to shake their hand.
People who go off with your wife, after asking them to be best man at your wedding, then, 16 years later come up to you at half time v.Birmingham, with their hand out saying "Hello Mate", expecting you to shake their hand.
Fat c*nts who plonk their fat arses next to me on my train from paddington to cardiff then cough, splutter and chomp their way through a pasty. Yes, i mean you if you're watching me type.
People that get on trains and then spend ages dithering back and forth pondering which way they want to go. Pick a direction you dipshits, it's not like there's going to be an armchair and a cup of tea either way, and the rest of us wouldn't mind getting out of the rain, thanks.
Cars that have Baby on Board stickers. Yeah, thanks for that. I had every intention of shunting into you but now I know that you have a little person in your vehicle I'll go and find a pensioner to rearend. Just for fun.
People who can't walk in a straight line, or people who want all the pavement.
Was tapped on the shoulder by a woman in the Strand the other night, who asked me to move over as 'I was walking too slowly'. The pavement's about 20 foot wide where it happened.
Cars that have Baby on Board stickers. Yeah, thanks for that. I had every intention of shunting into you but now I know that you have a little person in your vehicle I'll go and find a pensioner to rearend. Just for fun.
Was tapped on the shoulder by a woman in the Strand the other night, who asked me to move over as 'I was walking too slowly'. The pavement's about 20 foot wide where it happened.
Cars that have Baby on Board stickers. Yeah, thanks for that. I had every intention of shunting into you but now I know that you have a little person in your vehicle I'll go and find a pensioner to rearend. Just for fun.
I think thats more to do with if there's a crash
Since when did you start making sensible commnets? ;-)
People kicking your heels/ walking into the back of you in the crowded walkways leading down from the platforms at London Bridge because they are incapable of judging space and motion simultaneously in the manner of new born cattle.
People who eat something whilst doing their grocery shop and then get the wrapper scanned at the till. Surely you can wait fifteen minutes til you get outside ya gluttinous twat.
Those announcements at the end of programmes that say 'if you've been affected by anything in this programme then call the special helpline..........'. At the end of EastEnders?!? Ffs how did we ever win two world wars?
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Pasty tastes lovely though.
commuters that just stop in front of you
cheap tv adverts
cyclists
"Mother-in-Law in Boot" makes me smile though.
Was tapped on the shoulder by a woman in the Strand the other night, who asked me to move over as 'I was walking too slowly'. The pavement's about 20 foot wide where it happened.
And that includes diabetics.