Anyone over 30 who gets excited about their birthday, it happens every year, your not 7, get over it!
I'd say anyone, particularly male, over the age of 14. And unless its a "special" birthday I'll say "happy birthday" and buy you a pint but that's it, no need to turn it into some extravaganza, you're 26 years old FFS.
Anyone over 30 who gets excited about their birthday, it happens every year, your not 7, get over it!
I'd say anyone, particularly male, over the age of 14. And unless its a "special" birthday I'll say "happy birthday" and buy you a pint but that's it, no need to turn it into some extravaganza, you're 26 years old FFS.
The birthday before last I was installing a new phone system for a firm in a small lock-up over by Heathrow and only remembered it was me birthday when me mum text me about 2pm. Last birthday I got THE phone call to say me new kidney had become available.
Bloody hell BIG_ROB, I only got socks for my last birthday. Some folk are just spoilt ;o)
Lol When I went down for the surgery, the anesthetist asked me date of birth about 10 blaaady times cause he thought that I thought he was asking me what farkin day it was!
Anyone over 30 who gets excited about their birthday, it happens every year, your not 7, get over it!
I'd say anyone, particularly male, over the age of 14. And unless its a "special" birthday I'll say "happy birthday" and buy you a pint but that's it, no need to turn it into some extravaganza, you're 26 years old FFS.
The birthday before last I was installing a new phone system for a firm in a small lock-up over by Heathrow and only remembered it was me birthday when me mum text me about 2pm. Last birthday I got THE phone call to say me new kidney had become available.
I just don't understand why adults make a big deal of birthdays. But a new kidney? That's well worth celebrating, every year for life. Only problem is finding a card that says "Happy New Kidney Day".
Pikeys, scum of the earth. Was in the plough at sutton valence earlier with family after a lovely day out. Was waiting at the table whilst wife and & kid were waiting in the carvery queue when a group of chavy women jumped in front of them and started giving the guy serving shit. Walked over but my wife stared at me, shoot her head and motioned me back to my seat. She had heard them speaking and twiggled what they were. Sat behind us shouting whilst the kids ran around screaming.
Suddenly they were gone and surprise surprise they didn't pay.
- Baby on Board signs in cars. Why ? Do you think i'm not going to drive into the back of you because of your delightful sign ( when i wasn't going to anyway ) or perhaps you want me to stop you to say " Well done " "you produced a sprog" ," i'm proud of you" .
- Baby on Board signs in cars. Why ? Do you think i'm not going to drive into the back of you because of your delightful sign ( when i wasn't going to anyway ) or perhaps you want me to stop you to say " Well done " "you produced a sprog" ," i'm proud of you" .
They should be banned !
I think it's so first responders know to look for a small child in the event of a crash rather than to highlight the success of their reproductive organs to you !
Watching the cricket and they put up morons twitter thoughts on the big screen. Who gives a flying care in the world about # Timtheemptyheadedtwat's stupid brainvomit?
When they give you the latest score of a limited overs cricket match and fail to tell you off how many overs , pointless.
- Baby on Board signs in cars. Why ? Do you think i'm not going to drive into the back of you because of your delightful sign ( when i wasn't going to anyway ) or perhaps you want me to stop you to say " Well done " "you produced a sprog" ," i'm proud of you" .
They should be banned !
I think it's so first responders know to look for a small child in the event of a crash rather than to highlight the success of their reproductive organs to you !
Thought exactly the same as Beds for ages, then found this out a few weeks back - you learn something new every day!
They don't take them out when there is no baby on board though, so just because a sign is there doesn't mean there is a child to be found in the event of an accident.
They don't take them out when there is no baby on board though, so just because a sign is there doesn't mean there is a child to be found in the event of an accident.
- Baby on Board signs in cars. Why ? Do you think i'm not going to drive into the back of you because of your delightful sign ( when i wasn't going to anyway ) or perhaps you want me to stop you to say " Well done " "you produced a sprog" ," i'm proud of you" .
They should be banned !
I think it's so first responders know to look for a small child in the event of a crash rather than to highlight the success of their reproductive organs to you !
Thought exactly the same as Beds for ages, then found this out a few weeks back - you learn something new every day!
Surely that falls on its ar5e when the childs not in the car? We have a warning sign "German Shepherds in Transit" but I don't drive a Transit!
This, without doubt, is the most irritating line I regularly come across on this site. I'm not entirely sure why, I think I find it patronising, but whatever. Every time I see someone post that line I think 'twat'.
This, without doubt, is the most irritating line I regularly come across on this site. I'm not entirely sure why, I think I find it patronising, but whatever. Every time I see someone post that line I think 'twat'.
When you pull into a passing place on a single track road and the person you are letting through doesn't thank you. I pulled in this morning to let another woman pass and she was holding her mobile phone to her ear and didn't even look at me. Totally ignorant.
When you pull into a passing place on a single track road and the person you are letting through doesn't thank you. I pulled in this morning to let another woman pass and she was holding her mobile phone to her ear and didn't even look at me. Totally ignorant.
Let me guess - was she in a Chelsea Tractor by any chance? They are the worst by far for this. And yes, I am sad enough to have kept a count.
When you pull into a passing place on a single track road and the person you are letting through doesn't thank you. I pulled in this morning to let another woman pass and she was holding her mobile phone to her ear and didn't even look at me. Totally ignorant.
Let me guess - was she in a Chelsea Tractor by any chance? They are the worst by far for this. And yes, I am sad enough to have kept a count.
She was indeed, though I suppose it WAS a country lane so could perhaps be forgiven for her choice of vehicle, though not her rudeness or driving using her mobile.
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Suddenly they were gone and surprise surprise they didn't pay.
Split what had been a lovely day.
- Baby on Board signs in cars. Why ? Do you think i'm not going to drive into the back of you because of your delightful sign ( when i wasn't going to anyway ) or perhaps you want me to stop you to say " Well done " "you produced a sprog" ," i'm proud of you" .
They should be banned !
We have a warning sign "German Shepherds in Transit" but I don't drive a Transit!
This, without doubt, is the most irritating line I regularly come across on this site. I'm not entirely sure why, I think I find it patronising, but whatever. Every time I see someone post that line I think 'twat'.
I'm not a smoker and never have been. Allow pubs to make their own decisions.