Men who keep their small change in a compartment in their wallet. Girly!
WHAT? That makes perfect sense. Why wouldn't you? For years whenever I was taking money at work I would watch men scrabble around in multiple jean pockets trying to see if they had enough change to afford the product/service. Used to drive me mad. Just keep it in the wallet.
If anything's girly about wallets it's males over the age of, let's say a generous 16, with a velcro wallet. Just the sound of that velcro ripping is enough to make me cringe.
Dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs and just as bad, those that do and then hang the poo bag in bushes or trees. Who do they think is going to clear it up?
Dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs and just as bad, those that do and then hang the poo bag in bushes or trees. Who do they think is going to clear it up?
So poo-bag trees aren't just indiginous to the north then? Some people are so scummy.
Dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs and just as bad, those that do and then hang the poo bag in bushes or trees. Who do they think is going to clear it up?
So poo-bag trees aren't just indiginous to the north then? Some people are so scummy.
The reason for the shit trees is if the dog does a dump at the start of a three mile walk you have a dilemma, do you carry warm shit in a bag in your pocket for three miles, leave the macca where it is on the pavement, or pick it up in the bag and hang it in a tree to collect on your way home?
Dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs and just as bad, those that do and then hang the poo bag in bushes or trees. Who do they think is going to clear it up?
So poo-bag trees aren't just indiginous to the north then? Some people are so scummy.
The reason for the shit trees is if the dog does a dump at the start of a three mile walk you have a dilemma, do you carry warm shit in a bag in your pocket for three miles, leave the macca where it is on the pavement, or pick it up in the bag and hang it in a tree to collect on your way home?
I suppose if they DO collect it later it isn't quite so bad, but many don't. If you have a dog you should be prepared to take responsibility for your dog's mess as soon as they have made it and not leave it to be collected later.
I can see how walking about with a warm one in your pocket can't be appealing and leaving it is a definite no-no but some people either forget which bag is theirs or take the long way home.
That's why I have cats. They just nip next door and shit in their begonias.
Dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs and just as bad, those that do and then hang the poo bag in bushes or trees. Who do they think is going to clear it up?
So poo-bag trees aren't just indiginous to the north then? Some people are so scummy.
The reason for the shit trees is if the dog does a dump at the start of a three mile walk you have a dilemma, do you carry warm shit in a bag in your pocket for three miles, leave the macca where it is on the pavement, or pick it up in the bag and hang it in a tree to collect on your way home?
The first option is the correct answer. Two things that annoy me: Dogs, and dog-owners.
The costco security guard who whilst on his way back into the store didn't think he should wait for a woman with a toddler in a buggy to exit the shop so kissed his teeth and said something in african that his pal thought was funny not realising her husband was behind him not so gobby now you pair of p***ks are u
The modern way of a wicket-keeper taking return throws from fielders IN FRONT of the stumps. Cuts out the chance of a direct hit as shown by the Bairstow/Prior incident on Monday night.
Dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs and just as bad, those that do and then hang the poo bag in bushes or trees. Who do they think is going to clear it up?
So poo-bag trees aren't just indiginous to the north then? Some people are so scummy.
The reason for the shit trees is if the dog does a dump at the start of a three mile walk you have a dilemma, do you carry warm shit in a bag in your pocket for three miles, leave the macca where it is on the pavement, or pick it up in the bag and hang it in a tree to collect on your way home?
Pick it up (with a bag of course) and put it in your pocket, comes in rather useful on those cold winter walks. Although I have being getting forgetful and its not unusual to find its still in my pocket when I reach home.
Dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs and just as bad, those that do and then hang the poo bag in bushes or trees. Who do they think is going to clear it up?
So poo-bag trees aren't just indiginous to the north then? Some people are so scummy.
The reason for the shit trees is if the dog does a dump at the start of a three mile walk you have a dilemma, do you carry warm shit in a bag in your pocket for three miles, leave the macca where it is on the pavement, or pick it up in the bag and hang it in a tree to collect on your way home?
Pick it up (with a bag of course) and put it in your pocket, comes in rather useful on those cold winter walks. Although I have being getting forgetful and its not unusual to find its still in my pocket when I reach home.
Also if it is at the start of the walk, you can easily take it back home or if you've driven there, put it in your car and then continue with your walk.
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The reason for the shit trees is if the dog does a dump at the start of a three mile walk you have a dilemma, do you carry warm shit in a bag in your pocket for three miles, leave the macca where it is on the pavement, or pick it up in the bag and hang it in a tree to collect on your way home?
That's why I have cats. They just nip next door and shit in their begonias.
This. People up this neck of the woods say that and i always think of The Beano when they say it.
One day someone will be killed by bare hands for doing that
Nasser Hussain is mainly to blame for this.
Andy Flower is mainly to blame for this.
comes in rather useful on those cold winter walks. Although I have being getting forgetful and its not unusual to find its still in my pocket when I reach home.