My personal pet hate at the minute is senior project managers. Yeah we know you can do duck all but don’t try and take the credit for us digging you out the shit 24/7, it would have been quicker and better if I’d done the calcs and written the slides myself you useless wasters (apologies to anyone who makes a living off sponging off everyone else, only jealous, we’ll sort of)
My personal pet hate at the minute is senior project managers. Yeah we know you can do duck all but don’t try and take the credit for us digging you out the shit 24/7, it would have been quicker and better if I’d done the calcs and written the slides myself you useless wasters (apologies to anyone who makes a living off sponging off everyone else, only jealous, we’ll sort of)
When you watch tv shows and films and people are drinking takeaway coffees it’s clear that there’s nothing in the cups. Why do they do this?
Also when they have a scene showing people eating a meal and they’re all sat round the same side of the table? I know it’s done for camera reasons but you wouldn’t do it in real life.
Susanna Reid, milfy ITV presenter on tele this morning talking about Gareth Southgate and saying 'once an Eagle, always an Eagle'... my toes are still curled up in the top of my Clair's, yep thats annoyed me.
The fact that I find her rather attractive but feel disgusted as she suppports that lot.
Having some chap who may be joining my workplace come and shadow me for 2 hours. Literally just sitting over me whilst I’m on the phone. I really can’t handle it
Having some chap who may be joining my workplace come and shadow me for 2 hours. Literally just sitting over me whilst I’m on the phone. I really can’t handle it
When you watch tv shows and films and people are drinking takeaway coffees it’s clear that there’s nothing in the cups. Why do they do this?
Also when they have a scene showing people eating a meal and they’re all sat round the same side of the table? I know it’s done for camera reasons but you wouldn’t do it in real life.
Just like da Vinci's last supper painting. "I'd like to reserve a table for 26 please" "Certainly sir. With a party of that size we'll need you to order in advance" "Actually there's only 13 of us, but we all want to sit on the same side"
The current mania for using "unbelievably" and "incredibly" to mean very, or significantly, perhaps surprisingly. Barely any of what's described is hard to imagine at all. You sound even dimmer than you probably actually are. Usually, every third line starts with "So..."
Institutions disappearing up their own arse in fear and paranoia of GDPR. As a consequence, trying to get simple things done like change of address and the fucking bureaucracy and hoops I have had to jump through. Lloyds Bank and HMRC - take a bow for your blithering ineptitude. Jeez.
Small children in pubs, whose parents let them run around the bar.
Totally agree, except I would suggest it’s the parents, rather than the kids, that are annoying you.
Both really. I like kids but not in adult spaces, like pubs. Unless the pub has promoted itself as a family friendly place. Can't complain about that. Although I'd be annoyed with the publican then. ;-)
Institutions disappearing up their own arse in fear and paranoia of GDPR. As a consequence, trying to get simple things done like change of address and the fucking bureaucracy and hoops I have had to jump through. Lloyds Bank and HMRC - take a bow for your blithering ineptitude. Jeez.
Can't blame the institutions - the requirements, together with the penalties for getting it wrong, are huge. Blame the legislature for cracking a nut with a sledgehammer.
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Also when they have a scene showing people eating a meal and they’re all sat round the same side of the table? I know it’s done for camera reasons but you wouldn’t do it in real life.
Just like da Vinci's last supper painting.
"I'd like to reserve a table for 26 please"
"Certainly sir. With a party of that size we'll need you to order in advance"
"Actually there's only 13 of us, but we all want to sit on the same side"
As a consequence, trying to get simple things done like change of address and the fucking bureaucracy and hoops I have had to jump through.
Lloyds Bank and HMRC - take a bow for your blithering ineptitude.
Jeez.
Unless the pub has promoted itself as a family friendly place. Can't complain about that.
Although I'd be annoyed with the publican then. ;-)