People who go to the gym and collect a set of bars, dumbells and other bits and bob then spend half their time "recovering". Use one item at a time when it's busy you selfish wanks.
Or worse, just chatting to their mates on the phone.
Fireworks after a certain time. Gone 11 last night and some bell chedd is setting them off.
Actually fireworks any time of the day.
Fireworks are so pointless. I don't get it at all. I'm up for lighting them - you get a rush of danger thanks to the the scary educational videos at school. But watching fireworks? Why?! Maybe if you're a kid, or at Disney when they do an epic thing that creates images in the sky. But your average fireworks show baffles me.
People who go to the gym and collect a set of bars, dumbells and other bits and bob then spend half their time "recovering". Use one item at a time when it's busy you selfish wanks.
People who go to the gym to sit there texting and staring at themselves in the mirror for 2 hours. Gym goers who sit monopolising a machine for half an hour after/before using it.
Most people in the gym.
'Irritating people in my gym' needs a thread of its own.
People who put up their Christmas tree on the 8th of effing November ffs. As if it's not bad enough the shops are ramming it down our throats for months beforehand.
And I love Christmas time before you all start with the Grinch stuff...
On-coming drivers who can't be arsed to dip their headlights. It really gets me mad!!!!
Sorry about that.
I'm telling you mabes, twice tonight I got blinded by ignorant feckers on my drive home. Not good when the majority of said journey is along an unlit, bendy country road.
Me too, just had this. An SUV with what I can only describe as a kind of Close Encounters Of The Third Kind style arrangement on the front coming straight at me. I reached for a xylophone to get them to turn the full beam off, but didn't get there in time.
It obviously doesn't work for oncoming traffic, but when blinded by full beam-happy morons from behind (no homo) I like to let them overtake then give them a taste of their own medicine.
Bobble hats. If you're over the age of five, you look a dick, especially when it's still about ten degrees outside and you're a bloke (getting off at ladywell station). Take yourself outside and have word.
On-coming drivers who can't be arsed to dip their headlights. It really gets me mad!!!!
Sorry about that.
I'm telling you mabes, twice tonight I got blinded by ignorant feckers on my drive home. Not good when the majority of said journey is along an unlit, bendy country road.
It's even worse when you're pissed and someone dazzles you.
On-coming drivers who can't be arsed to dip their headlights. It really gets me mad!!!!
Sorry about that.
I'm telling you mabes, twice tonight I got blinded by ignorant feckers on my drive home. Not good when the majority of said journey is along an unlit, bendy country road.
Herefordshire is notorious for dodgy MOT's so although the locals are a polite lot, there's no guarantee that their headlights will point at the road (well thats the ones that have headlights)
I'll also chip in with people who have to get changed right in front of their locker, making access to those either side or above, tricky.
People loading the bar up with every weight going then doing squats that basically involve pushing their arse back a bit. Half the weight, with a proper rep has infinitely more effect
Boxercise
People filling up litre bottles at very slow drinking fonts
Sounds great in theory. In reality you are waiting 20 mins for an order of two bottles of beer while some bint and her mates order the whole cocktail menu.
That stupid poxy whistling tone that signifies something (a message, email, fb notification or similar) has arrived on someone's phone. iPhone, I guess - though I can't be sure. It's everywhere and drives me fucking nuts.
That stupid poxy whistling tone that signifies something (a message, email, fb notification or similar) has arrived on someone's phone. iPhone, I guess - though I can't be sure. It's everywhere and drives me fucking nuts.
The one that sounds like a steam engine? This!
People who drink coffee on crowded commuter trains, and then you have to suffer their foul breath.
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http://www.theaa.com/motoring_advice/seasonal/floods-and-wet-weather.html
Most people in the gym.
'Irritating people in my gym' needs a thread of its own.
And I love Christmas time before you all start with the Grinch stuff...
I'm telling you mabes, twice tonight I got blinded by ignorant feckers on my drive home. Not good when the majority of said journey is along an unlit, bendy country road.
I'll also chip in with people who have to get changed right in front of their locker, making access to those either side or above, tricky.
People loading the bar up with every weight going then doing squats that basically involve pushing their arse back a bit. Half the weight, with a proper rep has infinitely more effect
Boxercise
People filling up litre bottles at very slow drinking fonts
Sounds great in theory. In reality you are waiting 20 mins for an order of two bottles of beer while some bint and her mates order the whole cocktail menu.
Just put the cartoon on and stop being creepy.
Everytime the ad comes on I want to give that sour faced b*tch a good slap.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7941082/Workers-paint-line-over-squashed-hedgehog.html
http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/57823/charlton-leeds-post-match-views/p4
People who drink coffee on crowded commuter trains, and then you have to suffer their foul breath.