I just wonder if the good people who hand out the yearly Ig noble awards have lost their way?
An award was given this year for the research into the effects of hanging rhinos upside down. Surely this is essential research which could play a part in the species survival?
Nah, we need proper awards dished out for stuff like levitating a frog with magnets, pizzas offering protection against death, why wombats make cube shaped poo and why people who are higher in the Dark Triad traits of Machiavellianism and secondary psychopathy are more likely to be evening people.
I refer ro my previous post re N.I. and tax increases,as predicted,the Mail did not let me down,42 NHS penpushers being hired on salaries of 220k to 270k,didnt take long to fill their boots with our latest donation to the NHS black hole.FFS,somebody get a grip on this snoughts in the trough brigade,none of this money will ease the burden of old age care,too many self entitled greedy bastards lining themselves up for a windfall.The front line staff,doctors and surgeons who perform daily miracles will no doubt continue to get derisory pay increases.
My missus loves cooking and i'll never stop her from doing what she loves, but she makes all these elaborate meals during the week at great expense, then expects me to pay for all meals and nights out at the weekend based on the cost of the ingredients. Last Tuesday we ate slow cooked ribs with truffle and mustard mash, and on Thursday she made a cheese board with 7 different cheeses, chorizo and onion chutney.
Don't get me wrong, it always tastes unbelievable, but I'm not Henry VIII. I actually quite like beans on toast!
My missus loves cooking and i'll never stop her from doing what she loves, but she makes all these elaborate meals during the week at great expense, then expects me to pay for all meals and nights out at the weekend based on the cost of the ingredients. Last Tuesday we ate slow cooked ribs with truffle and mustard mash, and on Thursday she made a cheese board with 7 different cheeses, chorizo and onion chutney.
Don't get me wrong, it always tastes unbelievable, but I'm not Henry VIII. I actually quite like beans on toast!
2 weeks on the spin now,my wife has had a doctors appointment cancelled on the day,because the doctor is not in that day,do they not know in advance when doctors are coming in.Getting an appointment is akin to an audience with the Pope,luckily her situation is hopefully not serious,but for some people these delays can be fatal.
The annual Met Gala in New York. Full of preposterous celebs that actually makes me think we should do all we can to speed up climate change and wipe out humanity.
People think its ok to hit their dog because it barks! F*** off, its just noise if you want to do something constructive try training it or socialising it with other dogs not beating it because you're embarrassed because its shouting at other dogs.
The annual Met Gala in New York. Full of preposterous celebs that actually makes me think we should do all we can to speed up climate change and wipe out humanity.
also the fact that we are meant to care, below is a BBC round up from what is happening around the world
The Russian government says President Vladimir Putin will go into self-isolation because a case of coronavirus was detected in his entourage
South Africa's FA (Safa) is confident the country can sufficiently suppress its number of Covid-19 infections in time to host Fifa's Club World Cup later this year
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I will come home one day and smash it up.
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An award was given this year for the research into the effects of hanging rhinos upside down. Surely this is essential research which could play a part in the species survival?
Nah, we need proper awards dished out for stuff like levitating a frog with magnets, pizzas offering protection against death, why wombats make cube shaped poo and why people who are higher in the Dark Triad traits of Machiavellianism and secondary psychopathy are more likely to be evening people.
Don't get me wrong, it always tastes unbelievable, but I'm not Henry VIII. I actually quite like beans on toast!
Ooh, my cheese board has too much choice, my ribs were too melty off the bone....
I'm sure you could get her to cook you the finest cannellini dans le jus de tomate salée, on lightly charred artisan rye bread.
(Which will be worse than Heinz on Kingsmill).
She did the mash, she did the mustard mash
(The mustard mash!!)
F*** off, its just noise if you want to do something constructive try training it or socialising it with other dogs not beating it because you're embarrassed because its shouting at other dogs.
Thats better, carry on.
What's happening around the world?
Here are the latest headlines:
Nicki Minaj decided fuck all, Nicki Minaj wasn't allowed to go because she hasn't had a vaccine.
slag
Fecking Charlton.
I have had enough of this shit.