Any twat, on my larger Wattsapp groups, who posts something that suddenly comes up with the screaming orgasm woman, or the enormous black penis. It wasn’t funny the first time 20 years ago, and it sure as fuck isn’t now.
Any twat, on my larger Wattsapp groups, who posts something that suddenly comes up with the screaming orgasm woman, or the enormous black penis. It wasn’t funny the first time 20 years ago, and it sure as fuck isn’t now.
I was in Brighton magistrates Court when a clerk got done with one of them. Even the high priestess/magister couldn't not laugh
Any twat, on my larger Wattsapp groups, who posts something that suddenly comes up with the screaming orgasm woman, or the enormous black penis. It wasn’t funny the first time 20 years ago, and it sure as fuck isn’t now.
Why can't I sell a car without the weirdest people on the planet turning up or messaging me?
I receive messages which are barely literate, or I get questions that were clearly answered on the advert. Most annoyingly, I stay in for people who then never turn up.
selling a couple of bikes on Facebook marketplace, had a guy message me about one which is up for £60, will I take £50? I’ve agreed to and as I’ve got the day off today I agreed he could come this morning as I have the day off. Told me he’d be here at 9.30, it’s now nearly 10.45 and no sign.
Seeing that it is becoming worse and worse in the UK for expecting everyone to pay by using a card, and then assuming you don't want a receipt, or that you are happy to divulge your e-mail address to a complete stranger in order to maybe receive one at a later date, it should at least be compulsory that the information passed to your bank from their bank contains what the company you have paid actually does. For example, the company that runs the shuttle buses at Gatwick is called "Your Partner in Jo". How the fuck are you supposed to know that you have paid a bus fare to a company called that? If we are going down this route (no pun intended), then there has to be a bit of fairness to the consumer. Paper receipts should be compulsory on request and the information on a company stored by the bank should contain what they do.
selling a couple of bikes on Facebook marketplace, had a guy message me about one which is up for £60, will I take £50? I’ve agreed to and as I’ve got the day off today I agreed he could come this morning as I have the day off. Told me he’d be here at 9.30, it’s now nearly 10.45 and no sign.
My son was selling something (speakers, I think). He clearly stated in the advert that he could deliver locally, but not in London because of Ulez. Of course, the guy that won the bid was in London. My son explained again that he couldn't deliver to London, so the guy asked if he could collect. Yes, of course. Next he asks for a ridiculous discount because he's got to do the travelling. My son also said yes to this and gave the address, 1a Oxendon Street.
A while later he gets a call. "I've gone to the address, but all I can see is The Comedy Store, how do you get to your flat"? Response, "The address is The Comedy Store mate. Next time you've got a shit joke to play, do it in there"!
Brilliant - hoping a democratically elected representative of our country is attacked by fundamentalist terrorists that have just murdered thousands of innocent men women and children.
wow, so now we have people liking a view that racist anti semetic terrorists should knee cap the British Prime Minister. Unless I'm being whooshed, we have some absolute bell ends on this forum.
wow, so now we have people liking a view that racist anti semetic terrorists should knee cap the British Prime Minister. Unless I'm being whooshed, we have some absolute bell ends on this forum.
people at work dumping their dirty dishes in the sink.
we have two dishwashers and signs telling you to use them yet the lazy tramps just dump it all in the sink on top of other dishes
I had this annoyance in one place I worked, worst of all being the twats who'd arrive at 9 then spend 15 minutes faffing about with bowls of cereal and use up all the milk before dumping their crappy bowls in the sink. Asking nicely didn't make any difference so eventually I chucked all the dishes in the bin, making sure they broke. Immensely satisfying.
But...if Len had said he hoped that a racist terrorist group that had just decapitated babies a few days before should knee-cap him, then that's different.
If it was meant as a joke or was meant in some way to be ironic, then I would think that it was crass beyond belief, and that the poster and any others that liked the post would perhaps, in the cold light of day, acknowledge it...
Anyway - people (particularly thick people). They are general things that annoy me...
But...if Len had said he hoped that a racist terrorist group that had just decapitated babies a few days before should knee-cap him, then that's different.
If it was meant as a joke or was meant in some way to be ironic, then I would think that it was crass beyond belief, and that the poster and any others that liked the post would perhaps, in the cold light of day, acknowledge it...
Anyway - people (particularly thick people). They are general things that annoy me...
I was thinking of your comment on the Tamworth and Mid Beds thread, SA...
But...if Len had said he hoped that a racist terrorist group that had just decapitated babies a few days before should knee-cap him, then that's different.
If it was meant as a joke or was meant in some way to be ironic, then I would think that it was crass beyond belief, and that the poster and any others that liked the post would perhaps, in the cold light of day, acknowledge it...
Anyway - people (particularly thick people). They are general things that annoy me...
I was thinking of your comment on the Tamworth and Mid Beds thread, SA...
a ha...I need to get off my high horse!!
I did actually write a more in depth response on that thread, but thought better of it...I know I'm outnumbered!
But...if Len had said he hoped that a racist terrorist group that had just decapitated babies a few days before should knee-cap him, then that's different.
If it was meant as a joke or was meant in some way to be ironic, then I would think that it was crass beyond belief, and that the poster and any others that liked the post would perhaps, in the cold light of day, acknowledge it...
Anyway - people (particularly thick people). They are general things that annoy me...
I was thinking of your comment on the Tamworth and Mid Beds thread, SA...
a ha...I need to get off my high horse!!
I did actually write a more in depth response on that thread, but thought better of it...I know I'm outnumbered!
You did have a point about the Sunak comment, to be fair.
people at work dumping their dirty dishes in the sink.
we have two dishwashers and signs telling you to use them yet the lazy tramps just dump it all in the sink on top of other dishes
I had this annoyance in one place I worked, worst of all being the twats who'd arrive at 9 then spend 15 minutes faffing about with bowls of cereal and use up all the milk before dumping their crappy bowls in the sink. Asking nicely didn't make any difference so eventually I chucked all the dishes in the bin, making sure they broke. Immensely satisfying.
I did that on more than one occasion. Wheres my bowl? Why are you asking me? Did you not put it away after you washed it up? I was going too after blah, blah, blah. Oh dear, never mind, what a pity.
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‘Photos only, no discussion’ being a perfect current example.
I receive messages which are barely literate, or I get questions that were clearly answered on the advert. Most annoyingly, I stay in for people who then never turn up.
A while later he gets a call. "I've gone to the address, but all I can see is The Comedy Store, how do you get to your flat"? Response, "The address is The Comedy Store mate. Next time you've got a shit joke to play, do it in there"!
What a remarkably crass post.
Unless I'm being whooshed, we have some absolute bell ends on this forum.
we have two dishwashers and signs telling you to use them yet the lazy tramps just dump it all in the sink on top of other dishes
Immensely satisfying.
But...if Len had said he hoped that a racist terrorist group that had just decapitated babies a few days before should knee-cap him, then that's different.
If it was meant as a joke or was meant in some way to be ironic, then I would think that it was crass beyond belief, and that the poster and any others that liked the post would perhaps, in the cold light of day, acknowledge it...
Anyway - people (particularly thick people). They are general things that annoy me...
I did actually write a more in depth response on that thread, but thought better of it...I know I'm outnumbered!
Wheres my bowl?
Why are you asking me? Did you not put it away after you washed it up?
I was going too after blah, blah, blah.
Oh dear, never mind, what a pity.
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Need to work on your passive aggression, "you're welcome! Don't mention it, my pleasure to stand and open doors for you..." etc work much better.