I know the feeling well, was living in chislehurst and my mum said to me “get on a 161 and go to Charlton “. I had loads of clubs to pick from I was conned by the convince of a bus and a mother that didn’t want me to go to Millwall.
They've got Japanese style bogs in the Shard. Went there for work Christmas party. Pretty much my whole table spent half the dinner in their getting our gooches shined. Heaven on earth.
They've got Japanese style bogs in the Shard. Went there for work Christmas party. Pretty much my whole table spent half the dinner in there getting our gooches shined. Heaven on earth.
They've got Japanese style bogs in the Shard. Went there for work Christmas party. Pretty much my whole table spent half the dinner in their getting our gooches shined. Heaven on earth.
I've stayed there years ago, room very nice but I'm not going to lie i was the same. Absolutely enraptured by the magic bog shining my dung button and air drying it
They've got Japanese style bogs in the Shard. Went there for work Christmas party. Pretty much my whole table spent half the dinner in their getting our gooches shined. Heaven on earth.
Nice. I hope I get diarrhea the next time I'm up there
And you only watch the start to see if there's a 20 car pile up at the first corner.
And watch the end to see who wins.
That’s what he usually does but insisted on having it on throughout. Then moaned like a drain about the result.
My routine used to be, play football Sunday morning, go to pub football team was based from after, go home family would have GP on and I'd routinely fall asleep in front of it, waking in time to see Schumachers winning gurn lifting the trophy everyone else having long got bored and found something more interesting to do like watch the grass grow
If you haven't noticed this before then reading this might draw your attention to something that you too find annoying. But I have to share this pain.
You need to learn how to do something. You go to YouTube and look up a video on the subject. You find one. It's by an American but that's okay, it's the info you need.
They show you how to do something. A tutorial or whatever. And they say the words that every American tutorial on Youtube contains:
"You can go ahead and..."
Every. Fucking. Time.
"Okay you can go ahead and put the camera on the tripod now, and you can go ahead and press record, and you can go ahead and..."
I honestly think they feel cleverer saying it. As though giving their permission, in that specific combination of words, in that specific order, validates them. Makes them part of the tutorial club. They now belong, and you are officially under their control.
So now I have pointed it out, you too can go ahead and get fucked off by it.
Film or TV posters that have say four actors on them, and then the names at the top aren't above the right people.
I'm sure there's reasons and arguments over who is listed first etc, but it just seems daft to me, just have them in the same place.
Like this one:
As an aside, here's something you might find interesting.
When Steve McQueen and Paul Newman both starred in The Towering Inferno, both actors (or at least their agents) insisted on getting top billing. But there's no way to give two people top billing - someone is always going to be first if you read from left to right, as we all obviously do. Unless of course, the one on the right is slightly higher than the one on the left...
Qr codes for ordering in restaurants. Am at Gatwick and the only way of ordering and paying in the restaurant is via your phone. It meant having to enter all your card details rather than just tapping your card and then on top of that having to pay +£3 to use the service which doesn't go towards staff tips.
Qr codes for ordering in restaurants. Am at Gatwick and the only way of ordering and paying in the restaurant is via your phone. It meant having to enter all your card details rather than just tapping your card and then on top of that having to pay +£3 to use the service which doesn't go towards staff tips.
Definitely the only way to pay? I know many airport restaurants will push you that way and suggest the process, but the staff can normally take an order and payment if asked? I appreciate you are there and I’m not…
Scammers ringing at 7:40 (or any time to be fair) then not appreciating a little bit (ok a continuous stream) ok Anglo Saxon and putting the phone down on you.
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’Of course not’
Spends all of it looking at his fecking iPad ffs 🤔🙄👿
And watch the end to see who wins.
Then moaned like a drain about the result.
Almost invariably used to excuse an intolerant arrogant pig or insufferable narcisist
Which is……
You need to learn how to do something. You go to YouTube and look up a video on the subject. You find one. It's by an American but that's okay, it's the info you need.
They show you how to do something. A tutorial or whatever. And they say the words that every American tutorial on Youtube contains:
"You can go ahead and..."
Every. Fucking. Time.
"Okay you can go ahead and put the camera on the tripod now, and you can go ahead and press record, and you can go ahead and..."
I honestly think they feel cleverer saying it. As though giving their permission, in that specific combination of words, in that specific order, validates them. Makes them part of the tutorial club. They now belong, and you are officially under their control.
So now I have pointed it out, you too can go ahead and get fucked off by it.
I'm sure there's reasons and arguments over who is listed first etc, but it just seems daft to me, just have them in the same place.
Like this one:
When Steve McQueen and Paul Newman both starred in The Towering Inferno, both actors (or at least their agents) insisted on getting top billing. But there's no way to give two people top billing - someone is always going to be first if you read from left to right, as we all obviously do. Unless of course, the one on the right is slightly higher than the one on the left...
Surely it's very obvious to everyone that using actual weights/volumes of things makes a lot more sense.
1.5 cups of flour
2 cups milk
3/4 cup sugar
1 7/9ths of a cup of butter
is harder to work out than 800g of flour, 250g of butter, 200ml of milk etc. Or given they don't have the metric system, lbs and oz.