Having towels blow off the line so I have to wash them again. Then putting them over the line with a dozen pegs to hold them in place, and coming home to find the bleeding washing line has snapped... 🤬🙄
Its one of my pikey neighbours firing up their stinking pizza oven just as the washing has gone out that is a particular pain in the dick
Pizza ovens are world class and i wont hear a bad word about them!
They do more to ravage the air quality than a non ULEZ motor. Nice pizzas come out of them though
Not if you use properly sourced fuel, mine uses wood pellets which are sustainable and only sourced from forest management rather than any deforestation. They also burn very clean.
Councillors bleating that they have no money,when some of them earn( get) more than the prime minister.Theres your first cost cutting exercise,get rid of the 6 figure salary pen pushers.
Councillors bleating that they have no money,when some of them earn( get) more than the prime minister.Theres your first cost cutting exercise,get rid of the 6 figure salary pen pushers.
People who don't understand the difference between an elected representative, being compensated for their time and expenses, and paid professionals running complex public services, employing 1000's of staff and overseeing budgets running into £100m's.
This probably makes me a terrible person but the female disabled comedian. Now, she might be some peoples cup of tea on stand up and appreciate the hurdles she’s overcome, but I’ve sat down to watch an episode of QI and had to turn it off cos everytime she speaks it takes ages for a punchline and I can’t understand most of it. Just ruins the flow of any comedy.
This probably makes me a terrible person but the female disabled comedian. Now, she might be some peoples cup of tea on stand up and appreciate the hurdles she’s overcome, but I’ve sat down to watch an episode of QI and had to turn it off cos everytime she speaks it takes ages for a punchline and I can’t understand most of it. Just ruins the flow of any comedy.
If you mean Rosie Jones, I’m 100% with you mate, can’t stand her. My wife has to turn over whenever she’s on as well
She’s got my upmost sympathy for her condition but don’t find her funny at all and her screeching grates on me.
One problem with Rosie Jones, and I appreciate it can't be helped, is with her delivery being slow, you can reach the punchline way before she gets there.
I host a quiz on Thursday afternoons, almost all the seating is open air. Despite generally decent weather, all bar one Thursday for the past eight weeks it has been horrible. Today it's lashing down and high winds are expected almost exactly when the quiz is due to start.
I host a quiz on Thursday afternoons, almost all the seating is open air. Despite generally decent weather, all bar one Thursday for the past eight weeks it has been horrible. Today it's lashing down and high winds are expected almost exactly when the quiz is due to start.
You should advertise Rosie Jones as the warm up act. Nobody will turn up and problem solved.
I host a quiz on Thursday afternoons, almost all the seating is open air. Despite generally decent weather, all bar one Thursday for the past eight weeks it has been horrible. Today it's lashing down and high winds are expected almost exactly when the quiz is due to start.
I host a quiz on Thursday afternoons, almost all the seating is open air. Despite generally decent weather, all bar one Thursday for the past eight weeks it has been horrible. Today it's lashing down and high winds are expected almost exactly when the quiz is due to start.
Rhododendrons. I absolutely hate the shiny bastards
Can’t have them anywhere near here. Highly poisonous for goats.
They also have toxins that are bad for bees and I don't think their thick rubbery leaves are much good for other insect life, especially as the sort of gardener that plants them tend to be the sort of gardener that likes to wipe out insect life because they can't stand any blemishes on their fake-looking out-of-place flora. Possibly the second worse thing you can put in a garden after crappy plastic lawns.
I host a quiz on Thursday afternoons, almost all the seating is open air. Despite generally decent weather, all bar one Thursday for the past eight weeks it has been horrible. Today it's lashing down and high winds are expected almost exactly when the quiz is due to start.
Rhododendrons. I absolutely hate the shiny bastards
Can’t have them anywhere near here. Highly poisonous for goats.
And dogs, although only if eaten. The amount of plants/flowers you can’t/shouldnt put in a garden with dogs is amazing although mine are out of the eat anything stage, some plants they only have to brush past and wash themselves a little later to get poisoned. 🤷♂️
I host a quiz on Thursday afternoons, almost all the seating is open air. Despite generally decent weather, all bar one Thursday for the past eight weeks it has been horrible. Today it's lashing down and high winds are expected almost exactly when the quiz is due to start.
I host a quiz on Thursday afternoons, almost all the seating is open air. Despite generally decent weather, all bar one Thursday for the past eight weeks it has been horrible. Today it's lashing down and high winds are expected almost exactly when the quiz is due to start.
I host a quiz on Thursday afternoons, almost all the seating is open air. Despite generally decent weather, all bar one Thursday for the past eight weeks it has been horrible. Today it's lashing down and high winds are expected almost exactly when the quiz is due to start.
When sitting at a red light, the car in fronts driver is on their phone/looking in their bag for something/having a slurp of coffee etc etc,the lights go green,they fail to notice,get tooted,oh,the lights are green,pull away,they go through by which time the lights have gone red and everyone else behind get stuck there,lovely.
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She’s got my upmost sympathy for her condition but don’t find her funny at all and her screeching grates on me.
Highly poisonous for goats.
The amount of plants/flowers you can’t/shouldnt put in a garden with dogs is amazing although mine are out of the eat anything stage, some plants they only have to brush past and wash themselves a little later to get poisoned. 🤷♂️
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