The valley gold jackpots, are they really done live or are winners already known and it is just a screen thing? I know you are going to say that would be telling so let's go to more important questions ;-)
Dave what are your views on black bin liners? The cheap shit ones or the quality draw string ones?
How far do you think you could throw a duck?
If the answer is 8.472 what is the question? And why do I always make it 8.372?
Dave you tend to chose a hand mike, have you ever considerd a britney spears type head mike? Leaving your hands free to jugle and sign for the deaf addicks.
And finally.... jesus over a 100 posts on a random question I wanted to ask dave!
Will you be available in 3D for selective matches next season?
[cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]Dave you tend to chose a hand mike, have you ever considerd a britney spears type head mike? Leaving your hands free to jugle and sign for the deaf addicks.
dave would you consider some jackie moon pre match entertainment such as roller skating over some lycra clad babes, or wrestling a live bear? Or would you be open to 1 one 1 lesons with louie spence to bust some moves everytime you make an annoucment kinda like those dancing traffic policeman in america.
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BDL....
what will the lottery numbers be tonight?:-)
He has to, he's the Oracle ;-)
have you any pre-match superstitions?
what is the hardest name you have had to pronounce?
what colour is the away kit next season?
The same as us - try it and see.
Dave what are your views on black bin liners? The cheap shit ones or the quality draw string ones?
How far do you think you could throw a duck?
If the answer is 8.472 what is the question? And why do I always make it 8.372?
And finally.... jesus over a 100 posts on a random question I wanted to ask dave!
Will you be available in 3D for selective matches next season?
Ha ha ha brilliant!
If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why cant a heterosexual guy tell another heterosexual guy he thinks his booty’s fly?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
1) Why is there only one monopolies commission?
2) Why do men have nipples?
3) Who would you want to replace Pears Moron with on Britain Gots Talent; Karl Marx, Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, Che Guevara or Mao Tse-tung?
4) What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?
Didnn't think the club did an A3 version?
'whats your favourate Karaoke song?'
'Do you play poker?' if so check out our infamous tournement ;o)
I notice from your profile you dont like the mahoussive Vanessa Feltz why? is it cos she fat!
......................of Phil Parkinson - cheers mate x
That answer is a little obvious Addickted if you don't mind me saying and a little beneath our pitch announcer :-)
Meanwhile, Dave, have you had the urge to get to the valley early and give SE London a loud rendition of your favourite song over the stadium pa?