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  • Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!
  • You have won less than half your games, are mid table in league one and are currently below the footballing powerhouses of Gillingham, Chesterfield, Bury and Burton.

    Great time to be a Millwall fan, you must be so proud!
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    edited September 2015

    You have won less than half your games, are mid table in league one and are currently below the footballing powerhouses of Gillingham, Chesterfield, Bury and Burton.

    Great time to be a Millwall fan, you must be so proud!

    I've endured worse times.

    For instance, when on a family holiday in Cyprus many moons ago I literally sh*t my pants after an unexpected fart turned in to matter (runny as well). What made it worse was that I was sporting a pair of Nike Air Jordan shorts that just so happened to be brilliant white.

    Our start to the season is a walk in the park compared to having to walk through central Ayia Napa with skids that a polar bear would have been proud of.

    I must add that I was about 11/12 at the time.
  • You have won less than half your games

    You've won less than we have.

    I'm not one for stats though, as 99% of the time they mean nothing........

  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256

    Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!

    You used to be sponsored by Lewisham council, with the silly crown on the front of your shirt. have that bbw
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    edited September 2015
    cabbles said:

    Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!

    You used to be sponsored by Lewisham council, with the silly crown on the front of your shirt. have that bbw
    Nasty.

    Fortunately the ironed on crown and lettering used to peel/fall off after a few hot washes.

    Broadside time.......you used to be Palace-lite when you played at Selhurst. KAPOW!!!
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,849

    Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!

    Two excellent away results has now put your season back on track.

    Well done - you schlaaaaaag.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,645
    edited September 2015

    Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!

    Had you come on here last week, I would have said you shit at home, think I'll leave it at the moment.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648

    Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!

    you muggy caaannnnt!

    (for the full effect imagine that from behind an elderly steward wearing spectacles and an ill fitting hi vis coat)
  • bobmunro said:

    Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!

    Two excellent away results has now put your season back on track.

    Well done - you schlaaaaaag.
    It can still go nipples up, Bob.

    Hopefully this is the start of something beautiful this season. Well, as beautiful as anything in League One can be. At least there's now some cause for a bit of optimism, which actually makes a nice change.

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  • Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!

    Had you come on here last week, I would have said you shit at home, think I'll leave it at the moment.
    Home games will be the acid test I think. The last few away games should have instilled a bit of confidence and belief in to the squad to be able to start playing at home. Although, with our crowd....who knows.
  • Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!

    you muggy caaannnnt!

    (for the full effect imagine that from behind an elderly steward wearing spectacles and an ill fitting hi vis coat)
    Stalker!!!
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648

    Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!

    you muggy caaannnnt!

    (for the full effect imagine that from behind an elderly steward wearing spectacles and an ill fitting hi vis coat)
    Stalker!!!
    so you was in Chislehurst Sainsburys last night buying the heavily reduced fresh produce.
  • Right, you bunch of schlaaaaaags, give it your best!!!

    you muggy caaannnnt!

    (for the full effect imagine that from behind an elderly steward wearing spectacles and an ill fitting hi vis coat)
    Stalker!!!
    so you was in Chislehurst Sainsburys last night buying the heavily reduced fresh produce.
    That'll be me. I was kitted out from head to toe in top of the line McKenzie clobber.

  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    You'll come bad BBW don't worry.

    Us? same old same old, soft touch Charlton.
  • You'll come bad BBW don't worry.

    Us? same old same old, soft touch Charlton.

    Thanks, soapy. It's been a while since we won two on the bounce so your grounding words are very much appreciated. It's the little things such as the above that will help build the bond between hooligan and anorak for future generations.

    As for your lot, you started really well and seem to have hit a two game purple patch. What's happened to Vetokele? he seemed like a bit of a world beater when he first signed but has since disappeared. Is he injured or, as has been suggested, has he been tucking P&M away three times a day?
  • Let's face it the jammy filthy scum bad sluts will turn it around and get promoted with a deflected goal in the tenth minute of injury time in the last game of the season
    be that the 46th game of the season or a play off final Wembley appearance where the dregs of society can gather for a punch up of each other

    Hate em , give me the geeks in black singing choir over the Nescafé signing caaaants any day

    In the meantime if we haven't been bored to death by the worlds most boring football experiment we will swap places with them by conceding a last minute goal from a ball that bounced just in front of the very unlucky Pope and the debate will continue that the ball was hit hard and not soft enough for him .......

    Over in SE25/Surrey the men in black will be rejoicing at finishing in a Champions League spot as Sir Alan Pardew is knighted for services to football and women

    Someone pass me my Prozac
  • Let's face it the jammy filthy scum bad sluts will turn it around and get promoted with a deflected goal in the tenth minute of injury time in the last game of the season
    be that the 46th game of the season or a play off final Wembley appearance where the dregs of society can gather for a punch up of each other

    Hate em , give me the geeks in black singing choir over the Nescafé signing caaaants any day

    Love you too.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355

    You'll come bad BBW don't worry.

    Us? same old same old, soft touch Charlton.

    Thanks, soapy. It's been a while since we won two on the bounce so your grounding words are very much appreciated. It's the little things such as the above that will help build the bond between hooligan and anorak for future generations.

    As for your lot, you started really well and seem to have hit a two game purple patch. What's happened to Vetokele? he seemed like a bit of a world beater when he first signed but has since disappeared. Is he injured or, as has been suggested, has he been tucking P&M away three times a day?
    Good to have a dose of realism every now and again.

    As for Igor, if you have seen pics of his Mrs i think the most exertion he's had in the last few weeks has been balancing her on his big fat gut!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    And to lighten the mood.

    Spanners back on track,,,
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  • And to lighten the mood.

    Spanners back on track,,,

    ......along with your good selves, I see.

    Is there something in the water south side? I mean, we both seem to be pretty awful at the moment.

  • And to lighten the mood.

    Spanners back on track,,,

    ......along with your good selves, I see.

    Is there something in the water south side? I mean, we both seem to be pretty awful at the moment.

    I wouldn't say we are awful. Southend was just one of those games. They had two attempts at goal and scored from both of them. Their keeper pulled off three or four class saves and was easily motm. This on the back of three wins on the spin, albeit one of them in the paint pot trophy, and we have the best away record in the league, w3 d1 l0. Don't get me wrong, I can't see us winning the league this season, far from, but can't see us struggling at the other end either. Mid table with an outside chance of nicking a play off place I'd say was realistic. Then next season, with a full season under NH's belt, we'll give it a good go. That's my opinion anyway.
  • P.s. Hope you beat those stripey ****'s!
  • P.s. Hope you beat those stripey ****'s!

    So do we! But sadly i think we might struggle but hey,its the cup and we always do well in the cups......
  • And to lighten the mood.

    Spanners back on track,,,

    ......along with your good selves, I see.

    Is there something in the water south side? I mean, we both seem to be pretty awful at the moment.

    I wouldn't say we are awful. Southend was just one of those games. They had two attempts at goal and scored from both of them. Their keeper pulled off three or four class saves and was easily motm. This on the back of three wins on the spin, albeit one of them in the paint pot trophy, and we have the best away record in the league, w3 d1 l0. Don't get me wrong, I can't see us winning the league this season, far from, but can't see us struggling at the other end either. Mid table with an outside chance of nicking a play off place I'd say was realistic. Then next season, with a full season under NH's belt, we'll give it a good go. That's my opinion anyway.
    I should have said that we're pony at home, and have been for over 2 seasons.

    Make you right though. Outside chance of the play-offs at best. I wouldn't rule a struggle though.
  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,348
    edited September 2015

    And to lighten the mood.

    Spanners back on track,,,

    ......along with your good selves, I see.

    Is there something in the water south side? I mean, we both seem to be pretty awful at the moment.

    I wouldn't say we are awful. Southend was just one of those games. They had two attempts at goal and scored from both of them. Their keeper pulled off three or four class saves and was easily motm. This on the back of three wins on the spin, albeit one of them in the paint pot trophy, and we have the best away record in the league, w3 d1 l0. Don't get me wrong, I can't see us winning the league this season, far from, but can't see us struggling at the other end either. Mid table with an outside chance of nicking a play off place I'd say was realistic. Then next season, with a full season under NH's belt, we'll give it a good go. That's my opinion anyway.
    I should have said that we're pony at home, and have been for over 2 seasons.

    Make you right though. Outside chance of the play-offs at best. I wouldn't rule a struggle though.
    Yeah, home record is appalling but got a feeling once we break that duck we'll put a good run together there too. Last time we won at home on a Saturday Kellie Maloney was still a geezer!!

  • And to lighten the mood.

    Spanners back on track,,,

    ......along with your good selves, I see.

    Is there something in the water south side? I mean, we both seem to be pretty awful at the moment.

    I wouldn't say we are awful. Southend was just one of those games. They had two attempts at goal and scored from both of them. Their keeper pulled off three or four class saves and was easily motm. This on the back of three wins on the spin, albeit one of them in the paint pot trophy, and we have the best away record in the league, w3 d1 l0. Don't get me wrong, I can't see us winning the league this season, far from, but can't see us struggling at the other end either. Mid table with an outside chance of nicking a play off place I'd say was realistic. Then next season, with a full season under NH's belt, we'll give it a good go. That's my opinion anyway.
    I should have said that we're pony at home, and have been for over 2 seasons.

    Make you right though. Outside chance of the play-offs at best. I wouldn't rule a struggle though.
    Yeah, home record is appalling but got a feeling once we break that duck we'll put a good run together there too. Last time we win at home on a Saturday Kellie Maloney was still a geezer!!

    Both need, just a bit of Lady Luck.
  • I appreciate that you boys and girls have more pressing matters at hand but has this thread been abandoned/sunk? :wink:
  • We all know you're gonna slime your filthy scummy way back up
    And the part time pond life that follow you will reappear at Zampa road around March time to join the more loyal Neanderthals pronouncing that no one likes them (correct you caaaaants)
    In the mean time palace earn themselves a spot in the Champions League as we try and cling on to 21st spot with our own inevitable boring Belgian version of a dull football club
    Happy days
  • We all know you're gonna slime your filthy scummy way back up
    And the part time pond life that follow you will reappear at Zampa road around March time to join the more loyal Neanderthals pronouncing that no one likes them (correct you caaaaants)
    In the mean time palace earn themselves a spot in the Champions League as we try and cling on to 21st spot with our own inevitable boring Belgian version of a dull football club
    Happy days

    There's something for everyone in that one, mate. Scathing attacks on both the club and us, the fans, as well as Palace praising and a bit of self loathing for good measure.

    Top effort.

    Yours,

    Slimy.