Victoria was born Vicky Pollard, and she was a plain Jane, by a quirk of fate her Uncle who was 65 when becoming king in 1830, lasted 7 years and because both his children had already died the search was on for the next Monarch. Vicky Pollard was in the right place at the right time and became Queen Victoria. Her first known quote on becoming Queen was: No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know because I'm a queen and this should be a good gig.
Victoria was born Vicky Pollard, and she was a plain Jane, by a quirk of fate her Uncle who was 65 when becoming king in 1830, lasted 7 years and because both his children had already died the search was on for the next Monarch. Vicky Pollard was in the right place at the right time and became Queen Victoria. Her first known quote on becoming Queen was:
No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know because I'm a queen and this should be a good gig.
If only someone could come up with a simple house buying analogy.
Miserable Belgian genius Ronald Head Cutlet bought himself a house in South East London for £200k. It had previously been one of the premier houses in England but following a period of mismanagement by former timeshare owner Rick Muddy had fallen into the hands of a small time criminal gang fronted by East End wide boy Tony Chimneez and professional Manc wanker Micky Laters. Chimneez and Laters never really owned the gaff but they pretended they did, so that was enough for the English Fools League based in Preston Sturges to declare them fit and proper owners. Ronald bought the place in a hurry and did his own conveyancing. He could have hired a proper solicitor, but instead chose to use to use a battered old library book held together with duck tape. Ronald didn't have a clue about owning a house, but he did have a lot of spare cash in his piggy bank, so that was enough for the English Fools League (still based in Preston Sturges) to declare him a fit and proper owner.
It was only after he moved in with his young niece Katherine Merde that the trouble started. The other members of the residents association voted to ignore their own rules about funding and people kept dumping pigs on his lawn. Ronald hated it and went back to live with his mum in Belgium. Katherine stayed on until she was hounded out by angry locals. She would later move to Yarkshire and would accuse the Londerners of attacking her on a bus, but it never really happened. Ronald had had enough, he only intended the house to be a hobby, but now it was in danger of taking up more than 2% of his time. He declared that the house was for sale, but he refused to tell anyone the price.
Bruce had admired the house for a long time. He thought was in the ideal location for a kangaroo farm. Bruce had loads of money, but he wasn't stupid enough to waste it on the house, so instead he tried to persuade his friends Sheila, Kylie and Murray to buy it. None of these had any money though, they just pretended they did. For four whole years they pretended they were minted, all the time they didn't have a brass razoo between them. Bruce, the only one with any money, was a patient man though and waited for his billy to boil. He's still waiting now.
In the time that Bruce was waiting, various groups imaginatively known as the Americans, the Scots, the Arabs, the Chinese, and the multinational company selling shitty hyper-caffeinated canned drinks all approached Ronald to see if he would budge. Every time he got excited and upped the price. Some of the groups were mad enough to pay Ronald's price, but a group known as the Gang of Four (because their were four of them, not because of their love for '70s post punk bands) were holding Ronald to ransom over a loan they'd made to fix a hole in the roof a couple of decades ago. £7k each they wanted and it seems that none of them ever wanted a haircut. Ronald was furious but he still had an ace up his sleeve, Marmite Dalmation (real name Marmite Fükyoü) was a Turkish Taff with loads of cash who was completely free of any dealings with other houses. This is good because the EFL would deem him a fit and proper owner. This was also good because in the time wasted, the value of the house had tripled. Not in reality, but in Ronald's head.
As things stand no-one has a clue whether Ronald will sell to Marmite, Bruce, the Americans, Scots, Chinese or Red Stool. The house is still for sale but the price is many times over market value. The only thing we can learn from this is, never do business with a sad delusional nutter with yellow teeth.
Do we know what sort of dough Dalman has ? Is he a Gerard Murphy type who puts it all together or is he super duper rich enough to spunk dough on buying a football club for ego I'm not sure I've heard anyone 100% certain Dalman has more money than sense or is he more Tony Jiminez than Sheikh Mansour
Do we know what sort of dough Dalman has ? Is he a Gerard Murphy type who puts it all together or is he super duper rich enough to spunk dough on buying a football club for ego I'm not sure I've heard anyone 100% certain Dalman has more money than sense or is he more Tony Jiminez than Sheikh Mansour
We know he had enough money that he was personal friends with Muammar Gaddafi and almost bankrolled MG’s purchase of ManU. Makes me think he has enough money to work our well for us.
Do we know what sort of dough Dalman has ? Is he a Gerard Murphy type who puts it all together or is he super duper rich enough to spunk dough on buying a football club for ego I'm not sure I've heard anyone 100% certain Dalman has more money than sense or is he more Tony Jiminez than Sheikh Mansour
We know he had enough money that he was personal friends with Muammar Gaddafi and almost bankrolled MG’s purchase of ManU. Makes me think he has enough money to work our well for us.
He wasn’t the buyer it was MG who was from what I have read .
so once again he’s the fluffer
yes he he has contacts , so did Jiminez , so does Gerard Murphy and so did Peter Risdale .
I’m still not sure what Mehmet brings “cash” wise to the table
Yes, that is what I meant. Dalman has a lot of money, but it is his access to money that is even more substantial. He has his hands in many banks and thus many potential bankers.
Do we know what sort of dough Dalman has ? Is he a Gerard Murphy type who puts it all together or is he super duper rich enough to spunk dough on buying a football club for ego I'm not sure I've heard anyone 100% certain Dalman has more money than sense or is he more Tony Jiminez than Sheikh Mansour
We know he had enough money that he was personal friends with Muammar Gaddafi and almost bankrolled MG’s purchase of ManU. Makes me think he has enough money to work our well for us.
He wasn’t the buyer it was MG who was from what I have read .
so once again he’s the fluffer
yes he he has contacts , so did Jiminez , so does Gerard Murphy and so did Peter Risdale .
I’m still not sure what Mehmet brings “cash” wise to the table
Do we know what sort of dough Dalman has ? Is he a Gerard Murphy type who puts it all together or is he super duper rich enough to spunk dough on buying a football club for ego I'm not sure I've heard anyone 100% certain Dalman has more money than sense or is he more Tony Jiminez than Sheikh Mansour
We know he had enough money that he was personal friends with Muammar Gaddafi and almost bankrolled MG’s purchase of ManU. Makes me think he has enough money to work our well for us.
He wasn’t the buyer it was MG who was from what I have read .
so once again he’s the fluffer
yes he he has contacts , so did Jiminez , so does Gerard Murphy and so did Peter Risdale .
I’m still not sure what Mehmet brings “cash” wise to the table
Do we know what sort of dough Dalman has ? Is he a Gerard Murphy type who puts it all together or is he super duper rich enough to spunk dough on buying a football club for ego I'm not sure I've heard anyone 100% certain Dalman has more money than sense or is he more Tony Jiminez than Sheikh Mansour
We know he had enough money that he was personal friends with Muammar Gaddafi and almost bankrolled MG’s purchase of ManU. Makes me think he has enough money to work our well for us.
He wasn’t the buyer it was MG who was from what I have read .
so once again he’s the fluffer
yes he he has contacts , so did Jiminez , so does Gerard Murphy and so did Peter Risdale .
I’m still not sure what Mehmet brings “cash” wise to the table
As rich as Tan, apparently.
Source?
According to the unreliable interweb Tan is worth USD820 million
So maybe less than Andrew Muir who we "know" doesn't have the money.
Do we know what sort of dough Dalman has ? Is he a Gerard Murphy type who puts it all together or is he super duper rich enough to spunk dough on buying a football club for ego I'm not sure I've heard anyone 100% certain Dalman has more money than sense or is he more Tony Jiminez than Sheikh Mansour
We know he had enough money that he was personal friends with Muammar Gaddafi and almost bankrolled MG’s purchase of ManU. Makes me think he has enough money to work our well for us.
He wasn’t the buyer it was MG who was from what I have read .
so once again he’s the fluffer
yes he he has contacts , so did Jiminez , so does Gerard Murphy and so did Peter Risdale .
I’m still not sure what Mehmet brings “cash” wise to the table
As rich as Tan, apparently.
Source?
According to the unreliable interweb Tan is worth USD820 million
So maybe less than Andrew Muir who we "know" doesn't have the money.
Who said that we "know" Muir doesn't have the money?
Do we know what sort of dough Dalman has ? Is he a Gerard Murphy type who puts it all together or is he super duper rich enough to spunk dough on buying a football club for ego I'm not sure I've heard anyone 100% certain Dalman has more money than sense or is he more Tony Jiminez than Sheikh Mansour
We know he had enough money that he was personal friends with Muammar Gaddafi and almost bankrolled MG’s purchase of ManU. Makes me think he has enough money to work our well for us.
He wasn’t the buyer it was MG who was from what I have read .
so once again he’s the fluffer
yes he he has contacts , so did Jiminez , so does Gerard Murphy and so did Peter Risdale .
I’m still not sure what Mehmet brings “cash” wise to the table
As rich as Tan, apparently.
Nowhere near Tan. £100m on paper but likely to be much less disposable. Not enough to do the job completely and I he wouldn't risk everything on a punt like us. He is a banker and will have additional investors.
Do we know what sort of dough Dalman has ? Is he a Gerard Murphy type who puts it all together or is he super duper rich enough to spunk dough on buying a football club for ego I'm not sure I've heard anyone 100% certain Dalman has more money than sense or is he more Tony Jiminez than Sheikh Mansour
We know he had enough money that he was personal friends with Muammar Gaddafi and almost bankrolled MG’s purchase of ManU. Makes me think he has enough money to work our well for us.
He wasn’t the buyer it was MG who was from what I have read .
so once again he’s the fluffer
yes he he has contacts , so did Jiminez , so does Gerard Murphy and so did Peter Risdale .
I’m still not sure what Mehmet brings “cash” wise to the table
As rich as Tan, apparently.
Nowhere near Tan. £100m on paper but likely to be much less disposable. Not enough to do the job completely and I he wouldn't risk everything on a punt like us. He is a banker and will have additional investors.
That’s my take. He’s clearly rich but not super rich, nowhere near Roland level. His whole background has effectively been working for rich clients and I can’t see anything obvious where he has cashed out, nor any indication that he is a personal spender on a major scale. I could be wrong but I suspect his purchase approach to be similar to the Aussies.
I can’t see Dalman buying us without the funding to make it worthwhile. He’s worked in football long enough to know you can’t break even, never mind make a profit from just staying in the Championship.
I can’t see Dalman buying us without the funding to make it worthwhile. He’s worked in football long enough to know you can’t break even, never mind make a profit from just staying in the Championship.
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No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know because I'm a queen and this should be a good gig.
Anyone know of an island we can throw Roland on to?
It was only after he moved in with his young niece Katherine Merde that the trouble started. The other members of the residents association voted to ignore their own rules about funding and people kept dumping pigs on his lawn. Ronald hated it and went back to live with his mum in Belgium. Katherine stayed on until she was hounded out by angry locals. She would later move to Yarkshire and would accuse the Londerners of attacking her on a bus, but it never really happened. Ronald had had enough, he only intended the house to be a hobby, but now it was in danger of taking up more than 2% of his time. He declared that the house was for sale, but he refused to tell anyone the price.
Bruce had admired the house for a long time. He thought was in the ideal location for a kangaroo farm. Bruce had loads of money, but he wasn't stupid enough to waste it on the house, so instead he tried to persuade his friends Sheila, Kylie and Murray to buy it. None of these had any money though, they just pretended they did. For four whole years they pretended they were minted, all the time they didn't have a brass razoo between them. Bruce, the only one with any money, was a patient man though and waited for his billy to boil. He's still waiting now.
In the time that Bruce was waiting, various groups imaginatively known as the Americans, the Scots, the Arabs, the Chinese, and the multinational company selling shitty hyper-caffeinated canned drinks all approached Ronald to see if he would budge. Every time he got excited and upped the price. Some of the groups were mad enough to pay Ronald's price, but a group known as the Gang of Four (because their were four of them, not because of their love for '70s post punk bands) were holding Ronald to ransom over a loan they'd made to fix a hole in the roof a couple of decades ago. £7k each they wanted and it seems that none of them ever wanted a haircut. Ronald was furious but he still had an ace up his sleeve, Marmite Dalmation (real name Marmite Fükyoü) was a Turkish Taff with loads of cash who was completely free of any dealings with other houses. This is good because the EFL would deem him a fit and proper owner. This was also good because in the time wasted, the value of the house had tripled. Not in reality, but in Ronald's head.
As things stand no-one has a clue whether Ronald will sell to Marmite, Bruce, the Americans, Scots, Chinese or Red Stool. The house is still for sale but the price is many times over market value. The only thing we can learn from this is, never do business with a sad delusional nutter with yellow teeth.
Is he a Gerard Murphy type who puts it all together or is he super duper rich enough to spunk dough on buying a football club for ego
I'm not sure I've heard anyone 100% certain Dalman has more money than sense or is he more Tony Jiminez than Sheikh Mansour
so once again he’s the fluffer
yes he he has contacts , so did Jiminez , so does Gerard Murphy and so did Peter Risdale .
I’m still not sure what Mehmet brings “cash” wise to the table
According to the unreliable interweb Tan is worth USD820 million
So maybe less than Andrew Muir who we "know" doesn't have the money.
Everyone that seems to want to buy us, probably won't have the funds to give us stability let alone challenging for play offs