We went on a guided tour around the Crystal Palace dinosaurs yesterday. So today, I was checking on a few things and came across this:
https://www.morrowcountysentinel.com/2018/07/22/pastor-column-bible-tells-truth-about-dinosaurs/#This raises at least two questions in my mind. First, what sort of a lunatic is this pastor? Second, how can this newspaper make any claim to serious journalism?
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"If we accept what evolution says about dinosaurs, then the Bible cannot be our authority. It cannot be trusted."
Err, yeah!
"God told Noah, “And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female” (Genesis 6:19)."
Very next paragraph:
"A few small dinosaurs would have been on the ark. The larger species of dinosaurs were probably young and smaller on the ark. The rest of dinosaurs on earth were destroyed in the flood."
So Noah just decided that God didn't mean that bit about two of EVERY sort then?
God: (in a big voice) Yes, Noah?
Noah: I just have a question
God: What is it?
Noah: Well, far be it from me to cast aspertions on your all-knowing beneficence and all-round diligence, but there's an issue that's been troubling me
God: Go on...
Noah: Well, you suggested I build a fleet of Arks, which, as you have been able to see (being an omiscient being) I've done.
God: Yes. And what a good job you've made. I am very impressed. Me knows how you did it so quickly, what with all this weather we've been having.
Noah: Yes, well, I followed your instructions as closely as I could. Although, to be honest, I was never really sure how big a cubit is, so there's been a bit of guesswork.
God: Well, as I said you have done a good job. What did you want to ask?
Noah: Well, again, as you have seen, I built them all out of gopher wood.
God: Yes..?
Noah: I mean, it's an interesting choice. Bugger to carve, strong as anything but, most importantly, it floats. I am very pleased.
God: So, what's the question?
Noah: I am getting there. These ships look fantastic. They could have been made of iron, if we'd waited unil the Iron Age, which by my estimation is in a few weeks' time. But, no, you've decided that life on earth will thrive only on the basis that the ships, in which two of everything are berthed, will be made of...wood.
God: Yes?
Noah: Two of everything
God: Yes, that's right. One of each gender, so that the world can be populated once the waters recede.
Noah: Everything?
God: Yes..?
Noah: Well... (exasperated)... I have done that. Without question. Aardvarks to zone-tailed pigeons. Two of each. All tucked away in their own little corners of the wooden Ark fleet.
God: So, what's the question?
Noah: What the fuck do you want me to do with the woodworms?
The bible is basically a lot of stories. The Christ bit I can understand & believe a lot of it is true. But the OT, especially Genesis, are merely stories, probably made up to get the kids to get to sleep.
Dinosaurs were around 650 million years ago. Way way way before humans came along.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/could-an-industrial-prehuman-civilization-have-existed-on-earth-before-ours/
Ah shit maybe not
Carefully crafted musical excellence.
Been talking to Jesus, all my life.
Thats all.
Quite why mouthpieces get their knickers in a twist over it's mere existance or the fact certain sections of society read more into it than sanity allows, is beyond me.
Move on and have a pop at the Qoran, oh what's that? Don't fancy it?
Love dinosaurs though.