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Dinosaurs and the bible
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I started this thread to point out the bat-shit crazy pastor. OK, I’ll admit I also have a problem with anyone whose faith lets them deny the age of earth. As someone told me a few days ago, if all science and religion was wiped out as if they had never existed, the science would come back the same but I seriously doubt religion would, too.soapy_jones said:I would hazard a guess that a very high percentage of Food Banks in this country are run, funded and stocked by congregations taken from local churches, temples and mosques.
We can bore the arse off each other with our trite assumptions about religion and religious practice, it's historical misdemenours and influences, but people of faith today are often derided and mocked and it is such a shame. In its CofE and Roman incarnations, in this country it is dying on its feet. Come on, everyone has faith, just look at the score predictions for Saturday!3 -
I saw an interview with an American 'pro-life' campaigner whose considered opinion was that the appropriate punishment for someone who has an abortion was the death penalty.
You couldn't make this shit up!6 -
Here's a brilliantly told story by Jon Ronson (aren't they always?) about how 'pro-life' only became a thing amongst evangelical Christians after Francis and Frank Schaeffer changed things. Before their film it was a position only held by Catholics.Rizzo said:I saw an interview with an American 'pro-life' campaigner whose considered opinion was that the appropriate punishment for someone who has an abortion was the death penalty.
You couldn't make this shit up!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0011cpq
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I'm here! The article was banal and predictable. Shifting to Nathan Jones but staying with faith...Big_Bad_World said:Where's @ValleyOfTears when you need him?
How do we all feel about having a faith-filled gifted manager at the helm. Who actually attributes ALL his success to his faith in Jesus Christ! I can imagine there are some who would take a n y o n e except a Christian manager who openly speaks about his faith. He's started really well ...let's keep praying for him! 🙏 👍
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Was it Malcolm Muggeridge who once said….”Christianity is a good idea but its never been tried.”6
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To quote a character in Woody Allen’s film Hannah and Her Sisters:
”If Jesus was to come back and see what was being done in his name, he wouldn’t be able to stop throwing up.”4 -
What about all his failures ?ValleyOfTears said:
I'm here! The article was banal and predictable. Shifting to Nathan Jones but staying with faith...Big_Bad_World said:Where's @ValleyOfTears when you need him?
How do we all feel about having a faith-filled gifted manager at the helm. Who actually attributes ALL his success to his faith in Jesus Christ! I can imagine there are some who would take a n y o n e except a Christian manager who openly speaks about his faith. He's started really well ...let's keep praying for him! 🙏 👍
Are praying Portsmouth fans more faithful than Charlton fans ?League table suggests so3 -
Religious types yelling the praises of god whenever something good happens but studiously ignoring or excusing him when something unspeakably horrific happens is par for the course. It's a bit like the government and inflation. All the time it's going up it's completely outside their control and nothing to do with them. When it's coming down though, they're leaping up and yelling "That was me. I did that!". It's all a load of bollox.MrOneLung said:
What about all his failures ?ValleyOfTears said:
I'm here! The article was banal and predictable. Shifting to Nathan Jones but staying with faith...Big_Bad_World said:Where's @ValleyOfTears when you need him?
How do we all feel about having a faith-filled gifted manager at the helm. Who actually attributes ALL his success to his faith in Jesus Christ! I can imagine there are some who would take a n y o n e except a Christian manager who openly speaks about his faith. He's started really well ...let's keep praying for him! 🙏 👍
Are praying Portsmouth fans more faithful than Charlton fans ?League table suggests so11 -
Just like anyone else, he's entitled to his own beliefs, however ridiculous they are, in private.ValleyOfTears said:
I'm here! The article was banal and predictable. Shifting to Nathan Jones but staying with faith...Big_Bad_World said:Where's @ValleyOfTears when you need him?
How do we all feel about having a faith-filled gifted manager at the helm. Who actually attributes ALL his success to his faith in Jesus Christ! I can imagine there are some who would take a n y o n e except a Christian manager who openly speaks about his faith. He's started really well ...let's keep praying for him! 🙏 👍
I don't want to be hearing about his imaginary sky friend in a post match interview, as an example. That's not just Christianity, but all and every religion.9 -
Rizzo said:
Religious types yelling the praises of god whenever something good happens but studiously ignoring or excusing him when something unspeakably horrific happens is par for the course. It's a bit like the government and inflation. All the time it's going up it's completely outside their control and nothing to do with them. When it's coming down though, they're leaping up and yelling "That was me. I did that!". It's all a load of bollox.MrOneLung said:
What about all his failures ?ValleyOfTears said:
I'm here! The article was banal and predictable. Shifting to Nathan Jones but staying with faith...Big_Bad_World said:Where's @ValleyOfTears when you need him?
How do we all feel about having a faith-filled gifted manager at the helm. Who actually attributes ALL his success to his faith in Jesus Christ! I can imagine there are some who would take a n y o n e except a Christian manager who openly speaks about his faith. He's started really well ...let's keep praying for him! 🙏 👍
Are praying Portsmouth fans more faithful than Charlton fans ?League table suggests so
Well said that man.
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Just following on from this, I offered a muslim a pork sausage this morning. She declined, even after I told her it was halal.Rizzo said:
I'll have a pop at it. I'm an equal-opportunity ridiculer of religion, although I do reserve my deepest scorn for the Mormons.soapy_jones said:Fascinated by the Bible, which I have concluded is a great history book where the key content can be got to by a robust disreguarding of all the religious stuff.
Quite why mouthpieces get their knickers in a twist over it's mere existance or the fact certain sections of society read more into it than sanity allows, is beyond me.
Move on and have a pop at the Qoran, oh what's that? Don't fancy it?
Love dinosaurs though.0 -
Id turn down your pork sausage too.Rizzo said:
Just following on from this, I offered a muslim a pork sausage this morning. She declined, even after I told her it was halal.Rizzo said:
I'll have a pop at it. I'm an equal-opportunity ridiculer of religion, although I do reserve my deepest scorn for the Mormons.soapy_jones said:Fascinated by the Bible, which I have concluded is a great history book where the key content can be got to by a robust disreguarding of all the religious stuff.
Quite why mouthpieces get their knickers in a twist over it's mere existance or the fact certain sections of society read more into it than sanity allows, is beyond me.
Move on and have a pop at the Qoran, oh what's that? Don't fancy it?
Love dinosaurs though.6 -
Don't knock my knockwurst!CAFCTrev said:
Id turn down your pork sausage too.Rizzo said:
Just following on from this, I offered a muslim a pork sausage this morning. She declined, even after I told her it was halal.Rizzo said:
I'll have a pop at it. I'm an equal-opportunity ridiculer of religion, although I do reserve my deepest scorn for the Mormons.soapy_jones said:Fascinated by the Bible, which I have concluded is a great history book where the key content can be got to by a robust disreguarding of all the religious stuff.
Quite why mouthpieces get their knickers in a twist over it's mere existance or the fact certain sections of society read more into it than sanity allows, is beyond me.
Move on and have a pop at the Qoran, oh what's that? Don't fancy it?
Love dinosaurs though.1 -
I may be wrong here but I believe Muslims should not eat pork……whether it’s halal or not?Rizzo said:
Just following on from this, I offered a muslim a pork sausage this morning. She declined, even after I told her it was halal.Rizzo said:
I'll have a pop at it. I'm an equal-opportunity ridiculer of religion, although I do reserve my deepest scorn for the Mormons.soapy_jones said:Fascinated by the Bible, which I have concluded is a great history book where the key content can be got to by a robust disreguarding of all the religious stuff.
Quite why mouthpieces get their knickers in a twist over it's mere existance or the fact certain sections of society read more into it than sanity allows, is beyond me.
Move on and have a pop at the Qoran, oh what's that? Don't fancy it?
Love dinosaurs though.2 -
SoundAsa£ said:
I may be wrong here but I believe Muslims should not eat pork……whether it’s halal or not?Rizzo said:
Just following on from this, I offered a muslim a pork sausage this morning. She declined, even after I told her it was halal.Rizzo said:
I'll have a pop at it. I'm an equal-opportunity ridiculer of religion, although I do reserve my deepest scorn for the Mormons.soapy_jones said:Fascinated by the Bible, which I have concluded is a great history book where the key content can be got to by a robust disreguarding of all the religious stuff.
Quite why mouthpieces get their knickers in a twist over it's mere existance or the fact certain sections of society read more into it than sanity allows, is beyond me.
Move on and have a pop at the Qoran, oh what's that? Don't fancy it?
Love dinosaurs though.
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Pigs and dogs are considered impure.SoundAsa£ said:
I may be wrong here but I believe Muslims should not eat pork……whether it’s halal or not?Rizzo said:
Just following on from this, I offered a muslim a pork sausage this morning. She declined, even after I told her it was halal.Rizzo said:
I'll have a pop at it. I'm an equal-opportunity ridiculer of religion, although I do reserve my deepest scorn for the Mormons.soapy_jones said:Fascinated by the Bible, which I have concluded is a great history book where the key content can be got to by a robust disreguarding of all the religious stuff.
Quite why mouthpieces get their knickers in a twist over it's mere existance or the fact certain sections of society read more into it than sanity allows, is beyond me.
Move on and have a pop at the Qoran, oh what's that? Don't fancy it?
Love dinosaurs though.0 -
I didn't know about dogs. As sausages are sometimes referred to as dogs I may have inadvertently scored a double whammy!PopIcon said:
Pigs and dogs are considered impure.SoundAsa£ said:
I may be wrong here but I believe Muslims should not eat pork……whether it’s halal or not?Rizzo said:
Just following on from this, I offered a muslim a pork sausage this morning. She declined, even after I told her it was halal.Rizzo said:
I'll have a pop at it. I'm an equal-opportunity ridiculer of religion, although I do reserve my deepest scorn for the Mormons.soapy_jones said:Fascinated by the Bible, which I have concluded is a great history book where the key content can be got to by a robust disreguarding of all the religious stuff.
Quite why mouthpieces get their knickers in a twist over it's mere existance or the fact certain sections of society read more into it than sanity allows, is beyond me.
Move on and have a pop at the Qoran, oh what's that? Don't fancy it?
Love dinosaurs though.1 -
As my Jewish uncle told me, it's OK to eat a pork chop as long as the pig was circumcised.6
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I told the kids’ mum that pigs are Jewish and that pork scratchings were pig foreskins from their circumcision , and that’s why Jews don’t eat pork as pigs are also JewishHenry Irving said:As my Jewish uncle told me, it's OK to eat a pork chop as long as the pig was circumcised.0 -
PopIcon said:
Pigs and dogs are considered impure.SoundAsa£ said:
I may be wrong here but I believe Muslims should not eat pork……whether it’s halal or not?Rizzo said:
Just following on from this, I offered a muslim a pork sausage this morning. She declined, even after I told her it was halal.Rizzo said:
I'll have a pop at it. I'm an equal-opportunity ridiculer of religion, although I do reserve my deepest scorn for the Mormons.soapy_jones said:Fascinated by the Bible, which I have concluded is a great history book where the key content can be got to by a robust disreguarding of all the religious stuff.
Quite why mouthpieces get their knickers in a twist over it's mere existance or the fact certain sections of society read more into it than sanity allows, is beyond me.
Move on and have a pop at the Qoran, oh what's that? Don't fancy it?
Love dinosaurs though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA_Tl1kvlQU
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There was a video of a child suffering in hospital on instagram and all the religious nut jobs were posting “God and Lord Jesus Christ will heal this child’ blah blah blah and someone posted ‘if god was so great, why did he make the child sick in the first place’ and their response was ‘he didn’t make the child sick, he allowed it to happen’ 🤣🤣🤣 what actual fucked up in the head logic is that. They’re all mental.Rizzo said:
Religious types yelling the praises of god whenever something good happens but studiously ignoring or excusing him when something unspeakably horrific happens is par for the course. It's a bit like the government and inflation. All the time it's going up it's completely outside their control and nothing to do with them. When it's coming down though, they're leaping up and yelling "That was me. I did that!". It's all a load of bollox.MrOneLung said:
What about all his failures ?ValleyOfTears said:
I'm here! The article was banal and predictable. Shifting to Nathan Jones but staying with faith...Big_Bad_World said:Where's @ValleyOfTears when you need him?
How do we all feel about having a faith-filled gifted manager at the helm. Who actually attributes ALL his success to his faith in Jesus Christ! I can imagine there are some who would take a n y o n e except a Christian manager who openly speaks about his faith. He's started really well ...let's keep praying for him! 🙏 👍
Are praying Portsmouth fans more faithful than Charlton fans ?League table suggests so2 -
God/Jeebus will help Dave find his car keys but wont stop a baby getting cancer.0
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Just checked with Drake and all the bad things are just a part of God’s plan.0
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I don’t drive, my god given epilepsy prevents itCAFCTrev said:God/Jeebus will help Dave find his car keys but wont stop a baby getting cancer.4 -
I always become confused when for example an a aeroplane crashes and only one or two people survive.Rizzo said:
Religious types yelling the praises of god whenever something good happens but studiously ignoring or excusing him when something unspeakably horrific happens is par for the course. It's a bit like the government and inflation. All the time it's going up it's completely outside their control and nothing to do with them. When it's coming down though, they're leaping up and yelling "That was me. I did that!". It's all a load of bollox.MrOneLung said:
What about all his failures ?ValleyOfTears said:
I'm here! The article was banal and predictable. Shifting to Nathan Jones but staying with faith...Big_Bad_World said:Where's @ValleyOfTears when you need him?
How do we all feel about having a faith-filled gifted manager at the helm. Who actually attributes ALL his success to his faith in Jesus Christ! I can imagine there are some who would take a n y o n e except a Christian manager who openly speaks about his faith. He's started really well ...let's keep praying for him! 🙏 👍
Are praying Portsmouth fans more faithful than Charlton fans ?League table suggests so
”It’s a miracle they cry.”…..Well, some miracle, it wasn’t for the other poor sods.🫤2 -
Fear based cult0
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And bollox to it all.Rizzo said:
Religious types yelling the praises of god whenever something good happens but studiously ignoring or excusing him when something unspeakably horrific happens is par for the course. It's a bit like the government and inflation. All the time it's going up it's completely outside their control and nothing to do with them. When it's coming down though, they're leaping up and yelling "That was me. I did that!". It's all a load of bollox.MrOneLung said:
What about all his failures ?ValleyOfTears said:
I'm here! The article was banal and predictable. Shifting to Nathan Jones but staying with faith...Big_Bad_World said:Where's @ValleyOfTears when you need him?
How do we all feel about having a faith-filled gifted manager at the helm. Who actually attributes ALL his success to his faith in Jesus Christ! I can imagine there are some who would take a n y o n e except a Christian manager who openly speaks about his faith. He's started really well ...let's keep praying for him! 🙏 👍
Are praying Portsmouth fans more faithful than Charlton fans ?League table suggests so0 -
In this country at one time, the punishment for attempted suicide was... go on, you'll never guess.Rizzo said:I saw an interview with an American 'pro-life' campaigner whose considered opinion was that the appropriate punishment for someone who has an abortion was the death penalty.
You couldn't make this shit up!1 -
I didn't know Charlie was still with us.Valiantphil said:Just checked with Drake and all the bad things are just a part of God’s plan.1 -
God doesn't want you to pay the ULEZ charge.cafcdave123 said:
I don’t drive, my god given epilepsy prevents itCAFCTrev said:God/Jeebus will help Dave find his car keys but wont stop a baby getting cancer.4
