.A blonde gets a dent in her car and takes it to the repair shop. The panel-beater, noticing the woman is blonde, decides to have a wee bit of fun. So he tells her that all she has to do is take her car home and blow in the exhaust pipe until the dent pops itself out.
So the blonde goes home and gives it a try. After 15 minutes of this the blonde’s friend, who is also a blonde, comes over and asks what she is doing.
”I’m trying to pop out this dent, but it’s not really working”
Chris Eubank has just finished writing a book about Ethics. He’s said that if it’s successful, he’ll write books about Kent and Surrey too.
Remember when they used to have randoms presenting Top of the Pops, and Eubank had to read out the top 10 and had to say ‘ and at 6 it’s Suggs with Cecilia’
A couple are going through some tough times, so they agree that the woman will walk the streets for a night and see if she can make a bit of money. The guy drops her off on a corner in a rough area of town and drives off.
The next morning he picks her up and finds her with her hair a mess, make-up smudged and obviously needing a lot of rest.
She climbs in the car and excitedly says “Look honey, I made $40.50”.
”Which of the buggers gave you 50 cents?” he asks.
A couple are going through some tough times, so they agree that the woman will walk the streets for a night and see if she can make a bit of money. The guy drops her off on a corner in a rough area of town and drives off.
The next morning he picks her up and finds her with her hair a mess, make-up smudged and obviously needing a lot of rest.
She climbs in the car and excitedly says “Look honey, I made $40.50”.
”Which of the buggers gave you 50 cents?” he asks.
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So the blonde goes home and gives it a try. After 15 minutes of this the blonde’s friend, who is also a blonde, comes over and asks what she is doing.
”I’m trying to pop out this dent, but it’s not really working”
”’Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!”
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In the play, it’s Tony Curtis, not Tom Cruise.
Sorry to be a bore but just thought it worth adding fyi
The Normal Toad goes Ribbit
The Horny Toad goes Rubbit...
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She climbs in the car and excitedly says “Look honey, I made $40.50”.
”Which of the buggers gave you 50 cents?” he asks.
”All of them”. she says.
Thats inflation for you!