A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my Love Dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.
“Love Dress? But you’re naked!”
“My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy, and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute.” The mother-in-law, tired of all this romantic talk, left.
On the way home, she thought about the Love Dress. When she got home, she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, and waited by the front door.
Finally, her husband got home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
I got stopped by the police. They asked if I had a police record. I said "Outlandos D'Amour". One copper turned to the other and said "Another fecking immigrant".
A father, passing through his son’s uni town late one night on a business trip, thinks he will pay a surprise visit to his boy. Arriving at the college, he knocks on the door. After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifts down from a second floor window.
”Whattya want?”
”Does Billy Smith live here?” asks the Father.
”Yeah!’ Replies the voice. “Dump him on the front porch and we’ll take care of him in the morning”
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Girl - Yeth and I’m only thicksteen
'No' she said 'but I've been swung round by the tits a few times'.
He gave no indication he was leaving
I told her I can stop at anytime
”Whattya want?”
”Does Billy Smith live here?” asks the Father.
”Yeah!’ Replies the voice. “Dump him on the front porch and we’ll take care of him in the morning”