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  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    Riviera said:

    People who pronounce Juventus "Jewventus" instead of "Youventus"

    and may we add Jonathon Pearce pronuncing Cazorla, Cathorla and Barcelona, Bathelona. In Spain yes, here NOOOO!
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Live Bus Apps that lie to you.....
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Mrs AUN telling me what jobs need doing on my day off. Ffs woman, I've only just woke up!
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Women who wear "Baby on Board" badges.

  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    People who pay for stuff in newsagents with their card . It's 3 quid FFS
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    People who go off with your wife, after asking them to be best man at your wedding, then, 16 years later come up to you at half time v.Birmingham, with their hand out saying "Hello Mate", expecting you to shake their hand.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Miserableoldgit said:

    People who go off with your wife, after asking them to be best man at your wedding, then, 16 years later come up to you at half time v.Birmingham, with their hand out saying "Hello Mate", expecting you to shake their hand.

    Ouch!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    edited February 2013
    Fat c*nts who plonk their fat arses next to me on my train from paddington to cardiff then cough, splutter and chomp their way through a pasty. Yes, i mean you if you're watching me type.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    People that write horrible things about me when im sitting right next to them.

    Pasty tastes lovely though.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    People who "Check-in" when in posh restaurants from their Facebook, jesus wept....
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Lol, just seen his ticket and he'll be wedged next to me until Bristol. Considering dropping my guts to piss him off.
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    People that get on trains and then spend ages dithering back and forth pondering which way they want to go. Pick a direction you dipshits, it's not like there's going to be an armchair and a cup of tea either way, and the rest of us wouldn't mind getting out of the rain, thanks.
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    DaveMehmet said:

    Lol, just seen his ticket and he'll be wedged next to me until Bristol. Considering dropping my guts to piss him off.

    Do it. Chemical warfare.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    arrogant football fans
    commuters that just stop in front of you
    cheap tv adverts
    cyclists
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    PL54 said:

    Women who wear "Baby on Board" badges.

    Cars that have Baby on Board stickers. Yeah, thanks for that. I had every intention of shunting into you but now I know that you have a little person in your vehicle I'll go and find a pensioner to rearend. Just for fun.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    edited February 2013
    Surely "Princess on Board" is worse? So sickley.

    "Mother-in-Law in Boot" makes me smile though.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    People who can't walk in a straight line, or people who want all the pavement.

    Was tapped on the shoulder by a woman in the Strand the other night, who asked me to move over as 'I was walking too slowly'. The pavement's about 20 foot wide where it happened.


  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    AddickUpNorth said:

    PL54 said:

    Women who wear "Baby on Board" badges.

    Cars that have Baby on Board stickers. Yeah, thanks for that. I had every intention of shunting into you but now I know that you have a little person in your vehicle I'll go and find a pensioner to rearend. Just for fun.
    I think thats more to do with if there's a crash

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    My kids this morning.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    man_at_milletts said:

    Was tapped on the shoulder by a woman in the Strand the other night, who asked me to move over as 'I was walking too slowly'. The pavement's about 20 foot wide where it happened.


    God you're fat!
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  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    edited February 2013
    Shag said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    PL54 said:

    Women who wear "Baby on Board" badges.

    Cars that have Baby on Board stickers. Yeah, thanks for that. I had every intention of shunting into you but now I know that you have a little person in your vehicle I'll go and find a pensioner to rearend. Just for fun.
    I think thats more to do with if there's a crash

    Since when did you start making sensible commnets? ;-)
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    People kicking your heels/ walking into the back of you in the crowded walkways leading down from the platforms at London Bridge because they are incapable of judging space and motion simultaneously in the manner of new born cattle.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    People who walk slowly in the middle of the pavement when I'm dressed as a bird!
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    oh and the constant stream on facebook of "if I get 1,000,000 likes it will cure my cancer/aids/gout etc etc"
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    People who eat something whilst doing their grocery shop and then get the wrapper scanned at the till. Surely you can wait fifteen minutes til you get outside ya gluttinous twat.

    And that includes diabetics.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Those announcements at the end of programmes that say 'if you've been affected by anything in this programme then call the special helpline..........'. At the end of EastEnders?!? Ffs how did we ever win two world wars?
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Celebs who were in blockbuster films, had number 1 hits in five countries and wrote best selling books, filing for bankruptcy
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Pubic hair on women.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    BIG_ROB said:

    Celebs who were in blockbuster films, had number 1 hits in five countries and wrote best selling books, filing for bankruptcy

    I'd still marry her. Sure I saw her recently pictured holidaying in Barbados. Pay your Tax Bill first love!

  • P_Air
    P_Air Posts: 545
    Rickshaws/Rickshaw riders in the West End. Words cannot describe my loathing for these total a***holes and their deathtrap piece of s**t contraptions.
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