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  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,359
    Nowadays we don't mock or laugh at the mentally ill, it's just not the done thing.
    But I think there may be an exception to rule now.
    If this statement is real or fake I don't really care, it brightened up my Tuesday night.
  • Rob62
    Rob62 Posts: 1,200
    Mackle said:

    alan dugdale said:

    "In recent weeks Roland has met the fans".

    When ? Where ?
    Is senility contagious ? Mad Murray and deluded Deuchatelet.

    ForeverAddickted said:

    When they say they met with fans... Does that mean Roland is aware of the bloke who took his picture on SouthEastern

    Or perhaps he means the Charlton 20 came looking for him in Belgium?
    I would bet good money on him referring to meeting Rich Cawley (not a Charlton fan) and his appearance at the museum.
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,441
    Keep re-reading the statement and it gets worse every time I read it - it's just the rambling of a lunatic. Has to be fake ???
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    edited March 2016
    RedPanda said:

    Haha my North Korea flag is looking even more appropriate after this.

    I did see one on the coverage - assumed that was you
  • BetterCallSaul
    BetterCallSaul Posts: 354
    Uboat said:

    This thread needs all those gifs of people looking bewildered, especially the Mark Wahlberg one. Come on someone. Sort it out.

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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    It takes some doing to make Donald Trump's statements look rational and well thought-out.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    wwaddick said:

    SDAddick said:



    Can't stress enough that @LouisMend has made it clear that this isn't a hack and that he was sitting next to the member of the content team at Ebbesfleet (presumably the one who just posted the Kent Cup match report) when the statement was uploaded. I know we all just think of him as one for the housewives and not very bright, but Louis does seemed to be pretty well sourced*

    *In that he is a primary source here given he witnessed the event.
    Never thought anyone would refer to one of my sons as "one for the housewives". That's my boy
    He means all he's really fit for is washing dishes. ;-)
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    Both at the ground, so could be either that posted the statement, but seeing as George Jones' name is spelt wrong, assume Olly posted the match summary

    Olly Groome and George Jone reports from Stonebridge Road

    Read more at http://www.cafc.co.uk/news/article/kent-senior-cup-report-ebbsfleet-united-x-charlton-x-3008857.aspx#begsdxlPWUmwtXux.99
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    cabbles said:

    Fiiish said:

    cabbles said:

    And I thought I was running out of material to discuss with Katrien in my daily emails

    Surely not with Wikipedia's fact of the day updated every day?
    The fact of the day died when I realised I'm not that knowledgeable and my efforts were far better channeled writing my daily email to Katrien.

    If they ever make a film about me and reference my work, it's essentially a parallel of Vince Clarke. Fact of the Day was my Yazoo, but my daily email to Katrien was my Erasure. Erasure is what I'll be remembered for
    Dare I ask about your Depeche Mode interlude?
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  • objectivecafc
    objectivecafc Posts: 679
    I physically cannot stop smiling.... is this a bit unique of me?
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    It reads like that Mandy woman in the Ticket Office sounds - perhaps she wrote it to further brown nose her boss - either that or that Tongue woman.

    This season is just surreal.
  • J BLOCK
    J BLOCK Posts: 8,309
    Let's get this statement thrown out to media outlets everywhere
  • BetterCallSaul
    BetterCallSaul Posts: 354
    This is probably the most bat sh*t unique thing I've ever read.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Uboat said:

    This thread needs all those gifs of people looking bewildered, especially the Mark Wahlberg one. Come on someone. Sort it out.

    image
  • McCartney
    McCartney Posts: 390
    My God if this is true what the hell does, 'We have 9 games left in which we have to get 6 points more than our competitors' mean!!!
    I wanted an early night tonight but this is comedy gold and a bit sad all at the same time.

  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
    Fiiish said:

    Uboat said:

    This thread needs all those gifs of people looking bewildered, especially the Mark Wahlberg one. Come on someone. Sort it out.

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    HUH!
  • CWadlan
    CWadlan Posts: 110
    My email response to Roland! Emailed the new email account fans@cafc.co.uk

  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,986
    PL54 said:

    RedPanda said:

    Haha my North Korea flag is looking even more appropriate after this.

    I did see one on the coverage - assumed that was you
    With "Roland, Our Great Leader" on top :)

    I don't think this is RD, I think we've finally broken Meire and she's forced an underling at Ebbsfleet to publish it. This is hilarious but also another sad new low for OUR club.
  • sm
    sm Posts: 2,958
    I'll match your Ratner and raise you a Meire.

    In the future they will use that statement as an example of how not to do PR - the new PR should disown the statement as soon as possible unless she wants to change her profession.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,034
    That wasn't written by someone that speaks English as a first language.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    edited March 2016
    I think I need a glass of bubbly before I send our Kate an email.
  • addickedandy
    addickedandy Posts: 126
    Like all the comments on this thread, I think everyone is stunned by the contents of the club's statement - it appears that yesterday they admitted that they needed more contact with the fans but tonight they have basically declared war....while I have always supported the Belgians out idea, my involvement has been passive - yes I have my Black and white scarf, I have along with my son boycotted a game but I didn't leave when the campaign wanted everyone to on Sunday because I will always support the team but not the regime - and I thought the activities on Sunday were well organised and just may have opened a dialogue with KM and the owner, but tonight's statement on the CAFC site has just proved how little they understand or care. As far as I am concerned this is now war, let's get rid of these idiots once and for all. If KM continues to travel on a daily basis by train let's meet her everyday, ask her when she is going to get involved in discussions with the fans to sort this mess out, do it every day, in a non aggressive way (to prove a point), but just enough to prove a point...enough is a enough - 55 years of being an Addick is not going to be killed of by these idiots - not sure if this post makes sense but I couldn't care a toss, I am angry and want these tossers out of our club.
  • kings hill addick
    kings hill addick Posts: 5,781
    McCartney said:

    My God if this is true what the hell does, 'We have 9 games left in which we have to get 6 points more than our competitors' mean!!!
    I wanted an early night tonight but this is comedy gold and a bit sad all at the same time.

    Well we have nine games left and the team we need to catch has five more points than us with a better goal difference.

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