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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,909
    There isn't a word to describe how bad this is... we're going to have to call it 'Doing a Duchatalet'
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,406
    Rarely speechless. But this has done it. Other than to say is it me or is this complete bollocks? Is anyone aware of these meetings that have supposedly taken place?
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 5,977
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  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,006
    SE10Addick said:

    She's gone home today, had a bottle of wine, started feeling sorry for herself drank a few more bottles and lost the plot.

    Reading it again it really sounds like a pissed up woman who has lost the plot.


    Exactly how i see it as well. This is almost certainly down to her.
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,406
    se9addick said:

    That wasn't written by someone that speaks English as a first language.

    Given that the first language at the club is now French, that hardly narrows it down
  • Daarrzzetbum
    Daarrzzetbum Posts: 1,236
    Can't stop gighling
  • EveshamAddick
    EveshamAddick Posts: 7,013
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    Another possible explanation is say katrien decided to post it and her staff refused so she done it her self which would explain the lack of web design knowledge involved.

    Unlikely though :)

    Or Roland said "I am the shareholder, if I want to post a statement, I will....huh..."
  • jams
    jams Posts: 1,219
    Just as you worry they're learning not to add fuel to the fire...oh, what's that coming over the hill?

    A massive PR disaster own goal! :):smiley:
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Fill your boots folks. They want to hear from you at fans@cafc.co.uk
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,406
    J BLOCK said:

    Let's get this statement thrown out to media outlets everywhere

    You're missing the point that this is yet another statement with no facts aimed at the media, to show how victimised poor Squirrel Face is and also how passionate Roland is about the club
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  • Rossman92
    Rossman92 Posts: 3,650
    The banter from Rich Cawley lmao. Both him and Louis confirming this is genuine, I've never had a reason not to believe what they say
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,441
    RedPanda said:

    PL54 said:

    RedPanda said:

    Haha my North Korea flag is looking even more appropriate after this.

    I did see one on the coverage - assumed that was you
    With "Roland, Our Great Leader" on top :)

    I don't think this is RD, I think we've finally broken Meire and she's forced an underling at Ebbsfleet to publish it. This is hilarious but also another sad new low for OUR club.
    Whoever wrote this statement should be sacked - it's so badly written and childish that it seems almost surreal.
  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
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  • Blucher
    Blucher Posts: 4,135
    This looks like it's been penned by an inebriated intern.

    What a quite extraordinary load of self-serving and intemperate drivel. I almost feel embarrassed for them.

    The cracks are really now opening up.
  • Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch
    Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch Posts: 1,785
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
  • Just_Llera
    Just_Llera Posts: 365
    His statement has worked, my opinion of him has gone through the roof, I wanted him dead before I had read it, I can't stop smiling now.
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,210
    Sell the club, and fuck off home.
  • drewman
    drewman Posts: 1,104
    AFKABartram said:

    Ha, and to think there are people who still support this lot

    Are there? Surely no one can still be supporting them?
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  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    edited March 2016


    Oh deary deary me. KM been having a few glasses of wine in her office while working late. Never drink and publish a teenage rant on your place of work's official communication channel!

    Love the way that quotes now come with guidance in brackets on how you should interpret the words (usually the words themselves would do that in a quote, wouldn't they?).
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,406
    I assume it is Roland - odd it is issued as a statement with no writer despite being very personal - reacting to protests and also to try to show wholesale backing for Squirrel Face. Yet again, all it has done is shown how hopelessly out of touch the wrinkled old tit is.
  • Mackle
    Mackle Posts: 444
    ross1 said:

    Found this posted elsewhere, is this for real, or is someone trying to make out that football fans are thick?

    addickted2hcharlton • 9 minutes ago
    Yeah well thass not wot I think. Some of them dahn our gaff on Sunday were nasty vile exenophobes,. We need to support the board n there right to put ahrt a statement n all. Ere I'm goin to set up a group of fans against exenophobes n their ilk cos less face it we need one.

    The joke was never funny, not even the first time around. Why can't that poster just kill his a2c character off?

    Makes Roland's statement look like perfect English...
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,865
    This is absolutely brilliant. I hope KM or RD wrote it and the website wasn't hacked, even though that scenario would also provide entertainment.

    They actually done that AFTER the previous "club statement". It took them over a day to come up with that. It's pure gold.

    "Shooting yourself in the foot" understatement of the year in regards to where this unidentifiable club is concerned.

    They might aswell get rid of the comms team their jobs are now untenable and pointless.

    Richard Murray has to wake up now.

    Richard, resign and stab em in the back via SLP. You still have that choice open to yourself....you stupid prat
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,406
    hoof_it_up_to_benty said:

    RedPanda said:

    PL54 said:

    RedPanda said:

    Haha my North Korea flag is looking even more appropriate after this.

    I did see one on the coverage - assumed that was you
    With "Roland, Our Great Leader" on top :)

    I don't think this is RD, I think we've finally broken Meire and she's forced an underling at Ebbsfleet to publish it. This is hilarious but also another sad new low for OUR club.
    Whoever wrote this statement should be sacked - it's so badly written and childish that it seems almost surreal.
    I only hope our new Head of Communications quits. Either because it is so awful, or if she approved it because it is so awful.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    AmandaHoldensCat said:

    They will try and say they have been hacked to deflect all this , it just shows the complete shambles that is CAFC

    If that's their line then I volunteer to do some sleuthing.

    I suspect that the vendor of their CMS and their hosting company will have something to say about that kind of libelous defence.
  • sammy391
    sammy391 Posts: 3,782
    edited March 2016
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,406
    This has guaranteed one thing (I hope). Increase the pressure on Squirrel Face ten fold.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    I make the old boy right and that statement is almost Churchillian in stirring up the emotions.

    Logging on first thing tomorrow to order 57 season tickets and won't let those nasty CARD bastards turn my head ever again.

    Long live the regime!
  • Daarrzzetbum
    Daarrzzetbum Posts: 1,236
    Still gigghling

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