All cowards the lot of ya, everyone has that one weird celebrity crush that they wouldn't want to admit, I admitted I found a puppet strangely sexy, the options you men have picked are too obvious and way too sexy even I would! Seriously who have you secretly crushed on that you wouldn't normally admit to?
Oh go on then. I'll admit I've always had a thing (a small thing unfortunately) for Sarah Millican.
Had a dream about her once. The before watershed bits were that we were a couple (think I was her PA), we had a chauffeured car with blacked out windows, and I had to hop out in Eltham High St to pick up a pair of beige chinos from M&S (for me). She was filth.
All cowards the lot of ya, everyone has that one weird celebrity crush that they wouldn't want to admit, I admitted I found a puppet strangely sexy, the options you men have picked are too obvious and way too sexy even I would! Seriously who have you secretly crushed on that you wouldn't normally admit to?
Oh go on then. I'll admit I've always had a thing (a small thing unfortunately) for Sarah Millican.
Had a dream about her once. The before watershed bits were that we were a couple (think I was her PA), we had a chauffeured car with blacked out windows, and I had to hop out in Eltham High St to pick up a pair of beige chinos from M&S (for me). She was filth.
I presume post watershed you ripped it up her sh****r?
All cowards the lot of ya, everyone has that one weird celebrity crush that they wouldn't want to admit, I admitted I found a puppet strangely sexy, the options you men have picked are too obvious and way too sexy even I would! Seriously who have you secretly crushed on that you wouldn't normally admit to?
Oh go on then. I'll admit I've always had a thing (a small thing unfortunately) for Sarah Millican.
Had a dream about her once. The before watershed bits were that we were a couple (think I was her PA), we had a chauffeured car with blacked out windows, and I had to hop out in Eltham High St to pick up a pair of beige chinos from M&S (for me). She was filth.
All cowards the lot of ya, everyone has that one weird celebrity crush that they wouldn't want to admit, I admitted I found a puppet strangely sexy, the options you men have picked are too obvious and way too sexy even I would! Seriously who have you secretly crushed on that you wouldn't normally admit to?
Oh go on then. I'll admit I've always had a thing (a small thing unfortunately) for Sarah Millican.
Had a dream about her once. The before watershed bits were that we were a couple (think I was her PA), we had a chauffeured car with blacked out windows, and I had to hop out in Eltham High St to pick up a pair of beige chinos from M&S (for me). She was filth.
This thread has brought out the worst in you @AFKABartram
All cowards the lot of ya, everyone has that one weird celebrity crush that they wouldn't want to admit, I admitted I found a puppet strangely sexy, the options you men have picked are too obvious and way too sexy even I would! Seriously who have you secretly crushed on that you wouldn't normally admit to?
Oh go on then. I'll admit I've always had a thing (a small thing unfortunately) for Sarah Millican.
Had a dream about her once. The before watershed bits were that we were a couple (think I was her PA), we had a chauffeured car with blacked out windows, and I had to hop out in Eltham High St to pick up a pair of beige chinos from M&S (for me). She was filth.
This thread has brought out the worst in you @AFKABartram
I'm from Bexleyheath and know where I fit in life's pecking orders !
Jane Danson - Corrie. All day long. And Maria from the hairdressers.
Joanne Whalley is a great shout - ideally as the nurse in the Singing Detective. Debbie Harry of course. Kim Wilde most definitely. Nastassja Kinski oh yes.
Kate Beckinsale and Helena Bonham-Carter, preferably at the same time.
Actually, my wife is a little bit of a celebrity. She worked at The Tramshed with Hale and Pace, sang in a band with Stock of Stock, Aitken and Waterman, and recorded a single with The Glitter Band, so I think I'll choose her.
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Suzi Quatro
Phillips Forrester in her younger days.
Sophie (Ace) from Dr Who
A young Glenda Jackson
Jane Danson - Corrie. All day long. And Maria from the hairdressers.
Also see that my Jenna Coleman as Queen Victoria would involve sloppies after the Doctor Who fans.
Gonna have to go with Rose Leslie and Patsy Palmer. No scratch that, Winona Ryder.
Ranvir Singh
Audrey Fleurot
Claire Goose
Helen Baxendale
Joanne Whalley
Debbie Harry of course.
Kim Wilde most definitely.
Nastassja Kinski oh yes.
Not sure why but watched her play the other day with some fascination.
Edit: typo from okay to play!
Actually, my wife is a little bit of a celebrity. She worked at The Tramshed with Hale and Pace, sang in a band with Stock of Stock, Aitken and Waterman, and recorded a single with The Glitter Band, so I think I'll choose her.