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Did you know you can get vegan Baileys now? Fuck knows what they put in it instead of cream. But if anyone knows, it will be one of our Vegan posters or @DaveMehmet0
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Following on from the post about my father-in-law on the general things that please you thread. My sister-in-law's Mum now has a serious medical emergency, as my S-in-L and B-in-L are the ones that drive the wife's Mum & Dad down to Germany, if the situation worsens, the family holiday is back in the balance again. Goes without saying that Cynthia's health is the main concern, of course. Saddens would be a more appropriate word than annoys, in this case.0
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Shit luck that. Hope there’s an improvement1
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Thank you Neil.0
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Hope all turns out well mate.Algarveaddick said:Thank you Neil.
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Cheers Dave.1
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Hope it pans out ok for your family and anyone else facing this type of issue in their families. Especially at this time of year.Algarveaddick said:Cheers Dave.
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Thanks Iain.iainment said:
Hope it pans out ok for your family and anyone else facing this type of issue in their families. Especially at this time of year.Algarveaddick said:Cheers Dave.
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Why, what you doin on the sofa with one of @TCE 's dogs?DaveMehmet said:Whoever suggest going for a walk after Christmas dinner. Fuck off and leave me on the sofa with a baileys.
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Having to go to work on Christmas Eve on a rail replacement bus. If I'd bothered to check a few days ago, I could have worked at home. "Worked" at home. Luckily it's a skeleton staff today, so I'll book out a meeting room for a kip, the youngest didn't settle down until after 3am yawwwwwn0
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whilst watching the 15 second highlights on the football league show they said that our game was a 'derby'
now it might be somewhat local but its hardly a 'derby'.
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Soccer Saturday were saying that last week v AFC Wimbledon.Karim_myBagheri said:whilst watching the 15 second highlights on the football league show they said that our game was a 'derby'
now it might be somewhat local but its hardly a 'derby'.0 -
Sky call the Bournemouth/Brighton game the South Coast derby and they are nearly 100 miles apart.0
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SKY are just desperate to get more viewers watchingiaitch said:Sky call the Bournemouth/Brighton game the South Coast derby and they are nearly 100 miles apart.
SUPER Sunday; DERBY Weekend and the best one being Man Utd v Arsenal... REUNITED!! - Erm in what way were they reunited because it wasnt Wenger v Ferguson etc.0 -
The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.3
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You'd have to pay me to go in there.....ValleyGary said:The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
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Red barn is the same Gary (closing and opening for tickets only at least )0
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Pay to get into a pub that you’ve got a good chance of running into @1905 inside? Fuck that.ValleyGary said:The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
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Lindt chocolate teddy bears ain't solid chocolate, even ignoring the fact it costs €5, I nearly severed me tongue biting into it..0
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Didn’t know where else to put this.
Just me and the missus watching a celebrity singing show last night and Tyger Drew Honey is singing (I’ve never heard of him either).
Cuts to his parents in the audience (Lindsay and Linzi), clapping and singing along.
Me: “I recognise his dad’s face” thinking he was part of a music group or something. We still didn’t recognise the face even when we rewound and paused.
Me: “Google the singer’s dad”.
Her: “Err, it’s Ben Dover, a porn star, how do you recognise his face?”
In my head: “Oh fuck”.
Me: “Oh, he’s well known in the soft porn industry, surprised you haven’t heard of him, no big deal”.
Her: “Really?”
Look of disdain.
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Just told my Missus, she said. Struth, Ben Dover must be well into his 60s now!!Macronate said:Didn’t know where else to put this.
Just me and the missus watching a celebrity singing show last night and Tyger Drew Honey is singing (I’ve never heard of him either).
Cuts to his parents in the audience (Lindsay and Linzi), clapping and singing along.
Me: “I recognise his dad’s face” thinking he was part of a music group or something. We still didn’t recognise the face even when we rewound and paused.
Me: “Google the singer’s dad”.
Her: “Err, it’s Ben Dover, a porn star, how do you recognise his face?”
In my head: “Oh fuck”.
Me: “Oh, he’s well known in the soft porn industry, surprised you haven’t heard of him, no big deal”.
Her: “Really?”
Look of disdain.
#awkward
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There’s never a shortage of people who like to be packed in together, probably with some banging music and pay for the experience. Not for me.ValleyGary said:The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
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Mugs.ValleyGary said:The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
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Classic - Tyger was in Outnumbered. I don't know what's more embarrassing, not knowing who he was, recognising Ben Dover or watching a show like that in the first place...Macronate said:Didn’t know where else to put this.
Just me and the missus watching a celebrity singing show last night and Tyger Drew Honey is singing (I’ve never heard of him either).
Cuts to his parents in the audience (Lindsay and Linzi), clapping and singing along.
Me: “I recognise his dad’s face” thinking he was part of a music group or something. We still didn’t recognise the face even when we rewound and paused.
Me: “Google the singer’s dad”.
Her: “Err, it’s Ben Dover, a porn star, how do you recognise his face?”
In my head: “Oh fuck”.
Me: “Oh, he’s well known in the soft porn industry, surprised you haven’t heard of him, no big deal”.
Her: “Really?”
Look of disdain.
#awkward
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If it's your local or you go in the pub quite a bit, the landlord should be buying you a couple of beers at Christmas as a thanks for your custom through the yearValleyGary said:The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
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The Greatest fucking Showman, not only has she got the DVD , but now she's got the fucking cd blarring out as well !!5
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This.......................... is me!Horsfield9 said:The Greatest fucking Showman, not only has she got the DVD , but now she's got the fucking cd blarring out as well !!
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Pub landlords that contribute nothing and swan around the pub like it's their personal playground. Do some work you lazy feckers and stop letting your customers go thirsty while you depend on the labours of underpaid workers on fixed hours contracts.6
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If only they were in fixed hours contracts. Would let many of my staff in a pub be in fixed hours.
They wooukd work when I wanted, at the drop of a hat, paid in slops.
Oh no sorry that was my bar jobs.0 -
You not know who his mum is either.....???Macronate said:Didn’t know where else to put this.
Just me and the missus watching a celebrity singing show last night and Tyger Drew Honey is singing (I’ve never heard of him either).
Cuts to his parents in the audience (Lindsay and Linzi), clapping and singing along.
Me: “I recognise his dad’s face” thinking he was part of a music group or something. We still didn’t recognise the face even when we rewound and paused.
Me: “Google the singer’s dad”.
Her: “Err, it’s Ben Dover, a porn star, how do you recognise his face?”
In my head: “Oh fuck”.
Me: “Oh, he’s well known in the soft porn industry, surprised you haven’t heard of him, no big deal”.
Her: “Really?”
Look of disdain.
#awkward
Linzi Drew....."centrefold model"
Btw.....Tyger was in Outnumbered.0
