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  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 1,586
    edited July 11
    jose said:

    can someone please open a window, that stinks!!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 22,072

  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,822
    jose said:


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  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,380
    edited July 17
    I recently set myself up on a dating site for arsonists. So far, I’ve been sent loads of matches
  • FreshHaddock
    FreshHaddock Posts: 191
    I know its a long shot, but does anyone on here know what a trebuchet is?
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,466
    May be an image of American football football and text that says FIFA WORLDCUP CUP 2026 Final Match 104 2000 Northern Gibraltar West Falklands 2000 - -19 JUL 2026
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 30,100
    edited July 19
    Can we stop it with the political shit please. This thread is for jokes, not a back door into boring us all with your political opinions. A one-off, genuine funny, might just about be acceptable. Carpet bombing loads of stuff absolutely isn't. Please cease and desist. Thank you.

    [edit - for anyone wondering what this post is about, it doesn't refer to the next post up, but to a whole bunch of them that I've had to waste my time deleting]
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 2,022
    Thank fuck. 
    it has took long enough to delete enough of the left leaning unfunny ones.
    Just needed a right one for you to post.

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  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 2,022
    Today, I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, that's a little condescending
  • AddicksAddict
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,822
    Stig said:
    Can we stop it with the political shit please. This thread is for jokes, not a back door into boring us all with your political opinions. A one-off, genuine funny, might just about be acceptable. Carpet bombing loads of stuff absolutely isn't. Please cease and desist. Thank you.

    [edit - for anyone wondering what this post is about, it doesn't refer to the next post up, but to a whole bunch of them that I've had to waste my time deleting]
    Please explain how we know what's political satire and what's just political opinions?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,822
    gringo said:
    jose said:

    can someone please open a window, that stinks!!
    I strongly disagree.
  • Gillis
    Gillis Posts: 1,123
    edited July 19
    AddicksAddict said:
    Stig said:
    Can we stop it with the political shit please. This thread is for jokes, not a back door into boring us all with your political opinions. A one-off, genuine funny, might just about be acceptable. Carpet bombing loads of stuff absolutely isn't. Please cease and desist. Thank you.

    [edit - for anyone wondering what this post is about, it doesn't refer to the next post up, but to a whole bunch of them that I've had to waste my time deleting]
    Please explain how we know what's political satire and what's just political opinions?
    If you don't feel confident making that distinction, wouldn't the simplest solution be not to post anything political in this thread?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,822
    Gillis said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Stig said:
    Can we stop it with the political shit please. This thread is for jokes, not a back door into boring us all with your political opinions. A one-off, genuine funny, might just about be acceptable. Carpet bombing loads of stuff absolutely isn't. Please cease and desist. Thank you.

    [edit - for anyone wondering what this post is about, it doesn't refer to the next post up, but to a whole bunch of them that I've had to waste my time deleting]
    Please explain how we know what's political satire and what's just political opinions?
    If you don't feel confident making that distinction, wouldn't the simplest solution be not to post anything political in this thread?
    No.  I'd rather post what I think is funny and if it upsets anyone, I couldn't care less.  It's supposed to be a joke thread, not a deep and meaningful conversation.  If you don't find something I post funny, just scroll on past, that's what I'd do for someone else's joke.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,438

  • Tunwellsaddick
    Tunwellsaddick Posts: 2,490

  • Gillis
    Gillis Posts: 1,123
    AddicksAddict said:
    Gillis said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Stig said:
    Can we stop it with the political shit please. This thread is for jokes, not a back door into boring us all with your political opinions. A one-off, genuine funny, might just about be acceptable. Carpet bombing loads of stuff absolutely isn't. Please cease and desist. Thank you.

    [edit - for anyone wondering what this post is about, it doesn't refer to the next post up, but to a whole bunch of them that I've had to waste my time deleting]
    Please explain how we know what's political satire and what's just political opinions?
    If you don't feel confident making that distinction, wouldn't the simplest solution be not to post anything political in this thread?
    No.  I'd rather post what I think is funny and if it upsets anyone, I couldn't care less.  It's supposed to be a joke thread, not a deep and meaningful conversation.  If you don't find something I post funny, just scroll on past, that's what I'd do for someone else's joke.
    I was genuinely trying to answer the question you posed, but as you're now saying you're just going to post whatever you want regardless, I'm not really sure what the point of asking the question was.

    If you want an outlet for what you think is funny or your political views, there's a wide range of social media available that are ideal for that. This site, on the other hand, is a community run by volunteers. It seems a little inconsiderate to not respect the requests of those volunteers to avoid political jokes.

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  • Tunwellsaddick
    Tunwellsaddick Posts: 2,490

  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,822
    Gillis said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Gillis said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Stig said:
    Can we stop it with the political shit please. This thread is for jokes, not a back door into boring us all with your political opinions. A one-off, genuine funny, might just about be acceptable. Carpet bombing loads of stuff absolutely isn't. Please cease and desist. Thank you.

    [edit - for anyone wondering what this post is about, it doesn't refer to the next post up, but to a whole bunch of them that I've had to waste my time deleting]
    Please explain how we know what's political satire and what's just political opinions?
    If you don't feel confident making that distinction, wouldn't the simplest solution be not to post anything political in this thread?
    No.  I'd rather post what I think is funny and if it upsets anyone, I couldn't care less.  It's supposed to be a joke thread, not a deep and meaningful conversation.  If you don't find something I post funny, just scroll on past, that's what I'd do for someone else's joke.
    I was genuinely trying to answer the question you posed, but as you're now saying you're just going to post whatever you want regardless, I'm not really sure what the point of asking the question was.

    If you want an outlet for what you think is funny or your political views, there's a wide range of social media available that are ideal for that. This site, on the other hand, is a community run by volunteers. It seems a little inconsiderate to not respect the requests of those volunteers to avoid political jokes.
    And yet all the anti-Argentine jokes are very political but very funny to some people, me included. 
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,822
    Gillis said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Gillis said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Stig said:
    Can we stop it with the political shit please. This thread is for jokes, not a back door into boring us all with your political opinions. A one-off, genuine funny, might just about be acceptable. Carpet bombing loads of stuff absolutely isn't. Please cease and desist. Thank you.

    [edit - for anyone wondering what this post is about, it doesn't refer to the next post up, but to a whole bunch of them that I've had to waste my time deleting]
    Please explain how we know what's political satire and what's just political opinions?
    If you don't feel confident making that distinction, wouldn't the simplest solution be not to post anything political in this thread?
    No.  I'd rather post what I think is funny and if it upsets anyone, I couldn't care less.  It's supposed to be a joke thread, not a deep and meaningful conversation.  If you don't find something I post funny, just scroll on past, that's what I'd do for someone else's joke.
    I was genuinely trying to answer the question you posed, but as you're now saying you're just going to post whatever you want regardless, I'm not really sure what the point of asking the question was.

    If you want an outlet for what you think is funny or your political views, there's a wide range of social media available that are ideal for that. This site, on the other hand, is a community run by volunteers. It seems a little inconsiderate to not respect the requests of those volunteers to avoid political jokes.
    By the way, the point of my question was to point out the problem of trying to police jokes. 
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 6,130
    Tunwellsaddick said:

    According to Oxford historian George Garnett, the Bayeux Tapestry features 93 penises.  Any more on this panel?
  • Tunwellsaddick
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  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,880
    I think it was a missed opportunity that Minnie Driver wasn't in the remake of The Italian Job.
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 1,586
    edited July 24
    jose said:
    I think it was a missed opportunity that Minnie Driver wasn't in the remake of The Italian Job.
    or Aston Bull-Dozer.
  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,799
    A very annoyed diner said “Waiter, your thumb was in my soup”

    I”I put it there to keep it warm, sir” replied the waiter

    “Why didn’t you just shove it up your arse”

    ”I do that in the kitchen sir”


  • thai malaysia addick
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  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,880
    My wife says I’m too paranoid about smart devices, and I simply watch too many films where machines turn against humanity.
    The other day I told my wife a joke in the kitchen. She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed; I shot the toaster…good times.

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