Doctors receptionists who think they are doctors when you are trying to get an emergency appointment as they were only taking appointments for two days time.
Fashion sheep. People who feel that they have to follow fashion to fit in. Whats all that about, who decides what is fashionable? But worse those that can't think for themselves about what they should wear and blindly follow.
I cite the trend for tucking in only the front of your shirt, and the wearing of big glasses even if you don't need glasses, what the feck? And don't get me going on joke people who have their strides halfway down their arse, you look like you have the tiniest legs and you look like a tit.
I swear if someone was to wear a dog Richard as a hat, then half the fashion nobbers would as well. Think for yourselves, come on you can do it.
It turns one of the most manly items on you into a pathetic purse. And Jesus - the embarrassment of picking out the correct change from its little pocket for a ticket machine whilst you're there squinting your eyes.
Just keep coins in your bloody trouser pockets you bastard
Ingrowing hairs on your scrotum resulting in a boil-like lump, weeping pus and tender to the touch.
I'd imagine.................
Nice! I had a boil a few years ago that was on the inside of my leg, right at the top. It grew to about the size of half a grapefruit (probably bigger) and I couldnt walk. Work sent me home in a taxi as I started to feel sick. Was prescribed antibiotics but after a couple of days, no difference. I had a couple of beers, got in the bath, held my breath and jabbed the head with one of my diabetic needles. About a quarter of the pus oozed out, the smell was disgusting, no wonder I felt sick.
@DaveMehmet - eurgh dude, that sounds fecking rank. If I was suffering from one, I'd imagine it would be the size of a petit-pois.
Rank is the right word to describe it mate. It really was disgusting. Couldn't have been in a worse place, it was agony. I did contemplate dropping a lit match into a wine bottle and puting it over the head to let the vacuum suck it out but thought better of it!
Toilet rolls where the poor standard of the perforations means that the width of the paper left in your hand to wipe your ass is never wide enough. Leading to..........................(fill in the blanks yourself)
People posting holiday photos or updates on Facebook while they are STILL on holiday - all this does is make me think how boring and crap their holiday must be for them to be on Facebook
People posting holiday photos or updates on Facebook while they are STILL on holiday - all this does is make me think how boring and crap their holiday must be for them to be on Facebook
People on Facebook, that tell you they've been up the dump, gone to the supermarket and just finished their ironing by 11am and are now having a well deserved cup of tea.
People on Facebook, that tell you they've been up the dump, gone to the supermarket and just finished their ironing by 11am and are now having a well deserved cup of tea.
People on Facebook, that tell you they've been up the dump, gone to the supermarket and just finished their ironing by 11am and are now having a well deserved cup of tea.
Just fuck right off, you boring boring bastard.
Absolutely CE, everyone knows it should be coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon.
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Whats all that about, who decides what is fashionable? But worse those that can't think for themselves about what they should wear and blindly follow.
I cite the trend for tucking in only the front of your shirt, and the wearing of big glasses even if you don't need glasses, what the feck? And don't get me going on joke people who have their strides halfway down their arse, you look like you have the tiniest legs and you look like a tit.
I swear if someone was to wear a dog Richard as a hat, then half the fashion nobbers would as well.
Think for yourselves, come on you can do it.
FWIW I only wear a mankini, in all weathers.
It turns one of the most manly items on you into a pathetic purse. And Jesus - the embarrassment of picking out the correct change from its little pocket for a ticket machine whilst you're there squinting your eyes.
Just keep coins in your bloody trouser pockets you bastard
I'd imagine.................
God I hate that.
Especially if I'm drinking apple juice.
Behave saucy, I'm meat-free remember ;-)
Just fuck right off, you boring boring bastard.