General things that Annoy you
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People who don't believe you're telling the truth, then you glance at your smartphone and repeat the fact and they magically believe you.1
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America's inability to correctly pronounce the letter U.
It's so pathetic and lazy. Saying YOU is harder then OO to them.
It's bothered me for a while, from when I saw Wreck it Ralph and they rhymed Hero's Duty with 'doody', that's when I noticed it. But I just heard someone refer to an emu as an EMOO and that crossed a line.
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when you're at an after school meeting to find out about an upcoming trip, the teacher is speaking and the rude as fuck parents can't keep their mouths shut chatting to each other.
when you're at an after school meeting to find out about an upcoming trip and one mum who had to bring her toddler along allows it to walk all around the assembly hall, babbling crap and making noise. leave the little cherub at home next time.3 -
Being informed by your wife that she expects you to attend one of her old school friend's 40th birthday party on Saturday when you get back from Rotherham instead of just picking up a nice vegetable madras and going home for a bit of MOTD.
@RedPanda - I'm counting on you to get me wankered, chain me to some railings and steal my return ticket. You're my only hope.4 -
Easy, claim the train is delayed/cancelled then go for a piss-up and a curry with your mates.AddickUpNorth said:Being informed by your wife that she expects you to attend one of her old school friend's 40th birthday party on Saturday when you get back from Rotherham instead of just picking up a nice vegetable madras and going home for a bit of MOTD.
@RedPanda - I'm counting on you to get me wankered, chain me to some railings and steal my return ticket. You're my only hope.0 -
Couples who have a conversation on Facebook about what they are going to do that evening, what to cook for dinner etc.
Why not phone each other, text, email. I certainly don't need your dull conversation popping up on my page.2 -
Can't you just block them?stoneroses19 said:Couples who have a conversation on Facebook about what they are going to do that evening, what to cook for dinner etc.
Why not phone each other, text, email. I certainly don't need your dull conversation popping up on my page.
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Being bombarded with mis-sold PPI/accident at work/pet insurance/penis enlargement spam phonecalls all day everyday...pain in the arse0
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Really old and I mean really old jokes!iaitch said:
I like kids....but I couldn't eat a whole one.AFKABartram said:People that don't like kids
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LIke most of the jokes on here then.0
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Social Media. Who gives a toss about what your Facebook status is and what you're having for dinner in 2 Tuesdays time.
Scotland - just f**k off if you want to.
Commuting on the train and not being able to hear myself think because of the numerous different languages that are being spoken.
Rant over.4 -
I moan about commuting as much way more than the next man, but that strikes me as racism rolled up in a lesser charge of disturbing the commuter peace.-1
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Nah, we'll just get you drunk, nick your phone and wallet and stick you on a train to Wales.AddickUpNorth said:Being informed by your wife that she expects you to attend one of her old school friend's 40th birthday party on Saturday when you get back from Rotherham instead of just picking up a nice vegetable madras and going home for a bit of MOTD.
@RedPanda - I'm counting on you to get me wankered, chain me to some railings and steal my return ticket. You're my only hope.1 -
i like you chester conradchester_conrad said:Social Media. Who gives a toss about what your Facebook status is and what you're having for dinner in 2 Tuesdays time.
Scotland - just f**k off if you want to.
Commuting on the train and not being able to hear myself think because of the numerous different languages that are being spoken.
Rant over.
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Can't be arsed to wade through 110 pages so apologies if this has already been done but, on the subject of commuting, passengers who spend 5 minutes queuing up at the ticket barriers to get out of the station and yet still have to stand in front of said barriers whilst rummaging around in their handbags for their bloody ticket. The barriers do not sneak up on you. You know they are there and you know you will need your ticket to get through them. Have the bloody thing ready, you annoying twats!!5
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People who take more than 30 seconds to withdraw cash at a cash machine. The only way it can take any longer is either you are intentionally stalling or you're so stupid your brain forgets why you're standing in front of a cash machine halfway through the process.6
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Thanks xlolwray said:
i like you chester conradchester_conrad said:Social Media. Who gives a toss about what your Facebook status is and what you're having for dinner in 2 Tuesdays time.
Scotland - just f**k off if you want to.
Commuting on the train and not being able to hear myself think because of the numerous different languages that are being spoken.
Rant over.0 -
I see you've gone for the say something controversial and patronise approach.JiMMy 85 said:I moan about commuting as much way more than the next man, but that strikes me as racism rolled up in a lesser charge of disturbing the commuter peace.
Feels good ay Jimbo.2 -
'Offski'2
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At Faro airport where the arriving passengers all have to pass through a space about 12 feet wide, and then people just stop to check their mobile or greet their relatives right at the bottleneck.1
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Sure that this has been on here before, but people that spit on the floor.
Was walking down the road on the way to work this meaning and some guy just spat on the pavement right next to me and landed a bit on my shoe.
Just why would you do that? Why does your spit need to be on the floor. It's feckin disgusting. Only time I have ever openly confronted someone by calling him a dirty little chav to which he seemed to take offence.
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I was calling out what I saw as casual racism, which is a far cry from entering a thread, attempting to wind people up, then congratulating yourself for thinking you've succeeded. This reminds me of the bit in Monkey Island where you have to deliver the one liners and comebacks during swordfights, but you end up using the wrong comeback.ValleyGary said:
I see you've gone for the say something controversial and patronise approach.JiMMy 85 said:I moan about commuting as much way more than the next man, but that strikes me as racism rolled up in a lesser charge of disturbing the commuter peace.
Feels good ay Jimbo.1 -
Absolutely disgusting behaviour.DamoNorthStand said:Sure that this has been on here before, but people that spit on the floor.
Was walking down the road on the way to work this meaning and some guy just spat on the pavement right next to me and landed a bit on my shoe.
Just why would you do that? Why does your spit need to be on the floor. It's feckin disgusting. Only time I have ever openly confronted someone by calling him a dirty little chav to which he seemed to take offence.
Filthy habit.
Well done for confronting him and for calling him what you did.
I've pulled up people a couple of times for this as well. Filthy bastards.
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Ha yeah it's just like that bit. Good times Jim.JiMMy 85 said:
I was calling out what I saw as casual racism, which is a far cry from entering a thread, attempting to wind people up, then congratulating yourself for thinking you've succeeded. This reminds me of the bit in Monkey Island where you have to deliver the one liners and comebacks during swordfights, but you end up using the wrong comeback.ValleyGary said:
I see you've gone for the say something controversial and patronise approach.JiMMy 85 said:I moan about commuting as much way more than the next man, but that strikes me as racism rolled up in a lesser charge of disturbing the commuter peace.
Feels good ay Jimbo.
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Well you called wrong. That wasn't my intention.JiMMy 85 said:
I was calling out what I saw as casual racism, which is a far cry from entering a thread, attempting to wind people up, then congratulating yourself for thinking you've succeeded. This reminds me of the bit in Monkey Island where you have to deliver the one liners and comebacks during swordfights, but you end up using the wrong comeback.ValleyGary said:
I see you've gone for the say something controversial and patronise approach.JiMMy 85 said:I moan about commuting as much way more than the next man, but that strikes me as racism rolled up in a lesser charge of disturbing the commuter peace.
Feels good ay Jimbo.0
