People who drop/spill their drinks at the bar then ask me to replace them for free. I drop it I pay, you drop it you pay.
Do they think that the alcohol is free and I'm only choosing to charge them out of some sort of sadistic need? If I give it away I'm the bloody idiot paying for it, and I'm not buying you a drink because you can't hold a glass.
When people run out of steam when talking and so end up by saying, "I could go on all day about it". No, the reason you've just said that is because you couldn't go on all day about it.
Alternatively people who end a sentence, particularly a question,with a conjunction, usually the word "or"?
I don't like to answer before I know what the choice is!
(I don't wish to be sexist but this seems to be predominantly a female thing).
Going to an awards ceremony and people on the next table loudly chatting and giggling through Simon Weston's speech. And not being able to go over and give them a slap. That generally annoys me.
People that have to follow up a story or something that you have done/just told with "yeah I've done that" and then proceed to give their equivalent story.
It's not a bloody competition. We're not in primary school.
People that have to follow up a story or something that you have done/just told with "yeah I've done that" and then proceed to give their equivalent story.
It's not a bloody competition. We're not in primary school.
You could say you've ridden a jet ski off Niagara Falls, and someone will always 'one up' you
People that have to follow up a story or something that you have done/just told with "yeah I've done that" and then proceed to give their equivalent story.
It's not a bloody competition. We're not in primary school.
People that have to follow up a story or something that you have done/just told with "yeah I've done that" and then proceed to give their equivalent story.
It's not a bloody competition. We're not in primary school.
Yeah, I hate that too. Except I hate it more than you. :-)
People that have to follow up a story or something that you have done/just told with "yeah I've done that" and then proceed to give their equivalent story.
It's not a bloody competition. We're not in primary school.
You could say you've ridden a jet ski off Niagara Falls, and someone will always 'one up' you
Having to use shower gel instead of proper soap. Don't get shower gel, most washes away before you can use it while you are put the container down, and what stays on you can't wash off and leaves you all slimy.
Having to use shower gel instead of proper soap. Don't get shower gel, most washes away before you can use it while you are put the container down, and what stays on you can't wash off and leaves you all slimy.
But theres always someones curly clock springs on an old bar of soap!
Having to use shower gel instead of proper soap. Don't get shower gel, most washes away before you can use it while you are put the container down, and what stays on you can't wash off and leaves you all slimy.
But theres always someones curly clock springs on an old bar of soap!
People that have to follow up a story or something that you have done/just told with "yeah I've done that" and then proceed to give their equivalent story.
It's not a bloody competition. We're not in primary school.
You need to meet my manager. He'll try and top and any story or failing that totally ignore what anyone has said. But the really funny a bit, he has an incredibly bad memory so when he joins a conversation we all know it will be a variation of about half a dozen stories half remembered and sometimes a combination of these mixed with someones .
Having to use shower gel instead of proper soap. Don't get shower gel, most washes away before you can use it while you are put the container down, and what stays on you can't wash off and leaves you all slimy.
But theres always someones curly clock springs on an old bar of soap!
Having to use shower gel instead of proper soap. Don't get shower gel, most washes away before you can use it while you are put the container down, and what stays on you can't wash off and leaves you all slimy.
But theres always someones curly clock springs on an old bar of soap!
Plasters that come on a roll or a strip. FFS, I'm bleeding like Johnnie Jackson here, the last thing I want is to go hunting around for a pair of scissors that I'm then going to have to use with only one hand.
"El Clasico". Not the fixture, but it's poncey jumped-up self-important nomenclature. Other teams are available you know, even in Spain. And anyway, it sounds like a cheap and nasty Mediterranean wine.
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Do they think that the alcohol is free and I'm only choosing to charge them out of some sort of sadistic need? If I give it away I'm the bloody idiot paying for it, and I'm not buying you a drink because you can't hold a glass.
I don't like to answer before I know what the choice is!
(I don't wish to be sexist but this seems to be predominantly a female thing).
And not being able to go over and give them a slap.
That generally annoys me.
It's not a bloody competition. We're not in primary school.
Except I hate it more than you.
:-)
But the really funny a bit, he has an incredibly bad memory so when he joins a conversation we all know it will be a variation of about half a dozen stories half remembered and sometimes a combination of these mixed with someones .
now got tea all over laptop quality
After a row with wife text to say 'are you ok' and got sent as 'are you on?'