"El Clasico". Not the fixture, but it's poncey jumped-up self-important nomenclature. Other teams are available you know, even in Spain. And anyway, it sounds like a cheap and nasty Mediterranean wine.
It isnt even a bloody Derby...
As the BBC have mentioned this week, some of these fans, players should go Greece for the Athens match, that looks nasty or the Cairo match where the Egypt FA have to get a foreign ref to take charge
Drinks in the Hammersmith Apollo. £6.80 for a tin of Murphys and a Coke (not even a full can the barman already had the can part used) I know and expect a mark up and that it wont be Morrisons prices but we had to drink from plastic cups and stand. I'll go thirsty next time.
When you're transferring between a train and the tube/bus/tram at a major transport hub and you have to fight through 5000 braindead morons gawping at a set of departure boards waiting to find out what platform their train will be departing from.
Toilets where the back of the bowl curves out, meaning any faecal deposits have to slide down the porcelain. I mean it's not rocket science is it? Who does this shit designing?
Toilets where the back of the bowl curves out, meaning any faecal deposits have to slide down the porcelain. I mean it's not rocket science is it? Who does this shit designing?
It annoy's me that Harry Woods' "Live, love, laugh and be happy" lyrics from the Red Red Robin are misappropriated by companies selling cheap and nasty home furnishing tat. It especially grates when they jumble them up as "Live, Laugh, Love".
I did have to lauch today though when I saw a stack of these whist being dragged around a particularly shitty store. I guess these were proof read by the club's comms team:
Having to oversee my two cats eat breakfast this morning hungover, policing the fat one from trying to steal the dignified one's food.
The fat tub actually managed to pull a whole chicken thigh marinaded in BBQ sauce off the plate the other day, flipped it over and started nibbling the side with no marinade. I'm amazed at the levels this cat will go to re: food
It annoy's me that Harry Woods' "Live, love, laugh and be happy" lyrics from the Red Red Robin are misappropriated by companies selling cheap and nasty home furnishing tat. It especially grates when they jumble them up as "Live, Laugh, Love".
I did have to lauch today though when I saw a stack of these whist being dragged around a particularly shitty store. I guess these were proof read by the club's comms team:
good one ..why do women bring home tat like that (even if its spelt right )?
the former mrs lolwray used to go to boot sales to sell off growing mountains of tat only to buy a different mountain from the the other stalls !!
Drinks in the Hammersmith Apollo. £6.80 for a tin of Murphys and a Coke (not even a full can the barman already had the can part used) I know and expect a mark up and that it wont be Morrisons prices but we had to drink from plastic cups and stand. I'll go thirsty next time.
Ah, the glory days of £3.50 for a can of Red Stripe at the Astoria ;-)
People who spend ages at the cash point when they already have taken their money out. Poncing about, counting their money 2 or 3 times with no consideration for the people waiting behind them.
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As the BBC have mentioned this week, some of these fans, players should go Greece for the Athens match, that looks nasty or the Cairo match where the Egypt FA have to get a foreign ref to take charge
£6.80 for a tin of Murphys and a Coke (not even a full can the barman already had the can part used)
I know and expect a mark up and that it wont be Morrisons prices but we had to drink from plastic cups and stand.
I'll go thirsty next time.
Russell & Jo to start with.
Just drew out 100 quid by mistake.
I mean it's not rocket science is it?
Who does this shit designing?
Or maybe I'm just sitting round the wrong way?
I did have to lauch today though when I saw a stack of these whist being dragged around a particularly shitty store. I guess these were proof read by the club's comms team:
The fat tub actually managed to pull a whole chicken thigh marinaded in BBQ sauce off the plate the other day, flipped it over and started nibbling the side with no marinade. I'm amazed at the levels this cat will go to re: food
the former mrs lolwray used to go to boot sales to sell off growing mountains of tat only to buy a different mountain from the the other stalls !!
if you didnt lauch youd cry !
''A convicted burglar has absconded from Leyhill Open Prison near Bristol, making him the jail's third prisoner to be reported missing in a week.
Michael Dare - described by police as a danger to the public - was last seen at Leyhill at 17:00 GMT on Friday.''
A danger. To the public. In an open prison.
WTF?
Who the hell do you think you are