General things that Annoy you

charltonkeston

Drinks in the Hammersmith Apollo.
£6.80 for a tin of Murphys and a Coke (not even a full can the barman already had the can part used)
I know and expect a mark up and that it wont be Morrisons prices but we had to drink from plastic cups and stand.
I'll go thirsty next time.

Fiiish

When you're transferring between a train and the tube/bus/tram at a major transport hub and you have to fight through 5000 braindead morons gawping at a set of departure boards waiting to find out what platform their train will be departing from.

guinnessaddick

Brand names.


Russell & Jo to start with.

MrOneLung

Non standardisation for the 'how much do you want' buttons on a cash machine.
Just drew out 100 quid by mistake.

pettgra

Bloody squirrels digging up my garden. I can see one now so when I shoo him off he will just hop to the end of the garden and stick two claws up.

A-R-T-H-U-R

Toilets where the back of the bowl curves out, meaning any faecal deposits have to slide down the porcelain.
I mean it's not rocket science is it?
Who does this shit designing?

Or maybe I'm just sitting round the wrong way?

Bedsaddick

pettgra

Bedsaddick said:

Oh my good gawd!

Dippenhall

Nicked all the hazel nuts now they've scoffed all the chestnuts, greedy selfish vermin.

MrOneLung

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

Toilets where the back of the bowl curves out, meaning any faecal deposits have to slide down the porcelain.
I mean it's not rocket science is it?
Who does this shit designing?

Or maybe I'm just sitting round the wrong way?

It is called a bidet mate.

A-R-T-H-U-R

Nah, it's not just on my b'day, it's every bloody day.

Stig

It annoy's me that Harry Woods' "Live, love, laugh and be happy" lyrics from the Red Red Robin are misappropriated by companies selling cheap and nasty home furnishing tat. It especially grates when they jumble them up as "Live, Laugh, Love".

I did have to lauch today though when I saw a stack of these whist being dragged around a particularly shitty store. I guess these were proof read by the club's comms team:

Carter

South Croydon and the shitty attitude of those who inhabit this hovel

cabbles

Having to oversee my two cats eat breakfast this morning hungover, policing the fat one from trying to steal the dignified one's food.

The fat tub actually managed to pull a whole chicken thigh marinaded in BBQ sauce off the plate the other day, flipped it over and started nibbling the side with no marinade. I'm amazed at the levels this cat will go to re: food

Fiiiiiish

The judging eyes women with prams give you at the bottom of the station stairs when you need to get up there quickly for your train.

pettgra

Porridge. The missus makes me eat it, you know the quick drying stuff.

ads

pettgra said:

Porridge. The missus makes me eat it, you know the quick drying stuff.

Is she trying to poison you with cement?

pettgra

ads said:

pettgra said:

Porridge. The missus makes me eat it, you know the quick drying stuff.

Is she trying to poison you with cement?

Cement may be more preferable. I am going to chuck a couple of sausages on it in future.

Stig

"Move on", "Thanks Colin" and the absolute worst of them all "Bore off".

lolwray

Stig said:

It annoy's me that Harry Woods' "Live, love, laugh and be happy" lyrics from the Red Red Robin are misappropriated by companies selling cheap and nasty home furnishing tat. It especially grates when they jumble them up as "Live, Laugh, Love".

I did have to lauch today though when I saw a stack of these whist being dragged around a particularly shitty store. I guess these were proof read by the club's comms team:

good one ..why do women bring home tat like that (even if its spelt right )?

the former mrs lolwray used to go to boot sales to sell off growing mountains of tat only to buy a different mountain from the the other stalls !!

if you didnt lauch youd cry !

A-R-T-H-U-R

From the BBC

''A convicted burglar has absconded from Leyhill Open Prison near Bristol, making him the jail's third prisoner to be reported missing in a week.

Michael Dare - described by police as a danger to the public - was last seen at Leyhill at 17:00 GMT on Friday.''

A danger. To the public. In an open prison.
WTF?

JaShea99

Stig said:

"Move on", "Thanks Colin" and the absolute worst of them all "Bore off".

Charlton Life - doing the same jokes to death since 2006.

cafcnick1992

Who the hell do you think you are

Hovi's Biscuit

charltonkeston said:

Drinks in the Hammersmith Apollo.
£6.80 for a tin of Murphys and a Coke (not even a full can the barman already had the can part used)
I know and expect a mark up and that it wont be Morrisons prices but we had to drink from plastic cups and stand.
I'll go thirsty next time.

Ah, the glory days of £3.50 for a can of Red Stripe at the Astoria ;-)

cabbles

cafcnick1992 said:

Who the hell do you think you are

Use the right photo ;-)

cafcnick1992

There's a Michael Appleton photo for every mood

ricky_otto

People who spend ages at the cash point when they already have taken their money out. Poncing about, counting their money 2 or 3 times with no consideration for the people waiting behind them.

ricky_otto

Banter, fella, pal. 3 words that get on my wick.

JiMMy 85

Foreign manager and player use of the word 'moment' and British managers following them down this path. A month of bad results isn't a single moment.

cabbles

F'n work toilet roll holders. Let's make it akin to participating in a 'skill' game on the crystal maze by trying to negotiate getting toilet roll out of the holder. The one I'm working on as I write this as has a tiny space in which to get your hand up and into, to try and get a loose end. Ridiculous.