People sitting on the stairs for the footbridge at London bridge, you are clearly in people's way so just move you prick!
A few years ago we were coming back from Brighton, were changing trains and there was a group of teenagers sitting on the stairs. We were running to catch the train and I caught one, went flying, got up and screamed "why don't you get out of the f****ng way" and just managed to get on the train. Just as the doors were closig one of the girls said "why don't you watch were you're going you fat c*nt". Despite my anger, even I laughed, you could see the other passengers trying desperately hard not to smile.
When you get a missed call from a company and they ask you to call them back at your convenience, except you can't use the number left on your missed calls because it's either withheld or it doesn't accept incoming calls, and the voicemail with the number for you to call is unintelligible because the bloke on the other end was eating marbles when he left the message.
As a general rule I never answer calls from unknown or withheld numbers or any number beginning with 08 anyway.
When you're driving down a narrow residential road and people have parked their cars on alternating sides of the road, forcing you to drive in a bizarre slalom.
The green token charity bin system in Waitrose. You're not actually contributing anything, just reallocating a tiny tiny little bit of money to one cause and taking half the amount away from two others. I hope you can sleep at night!
People who speak as if being rich is a crime. It is what a lot of people aspire to be. It doesn't make them tax-dodging toffs who don't care about society!
I'm not speaking from any experience either. I'm a 22 year old student without a penny.
This has happened to me 3 times this week and really gets on my tits...
When you've been standing at a bar for a while waiting to get served, then as the bartender is coming over, someone walks up right next to you and gets served without even acknowledging you were there first.
The other thing as well is when it's busy at the bar and there are some yoghurts who have gotten served and then decided to keep standing at the bar whilst they chat and have their drinks, forcing people who had been queuing behind them to merge into the queues either side of them.
To be fair that is annoying. As long as it isn't detremental to my chances of getting served in the next 5 minutes, I always let those who have been waiting before me get served first.
To be fair that is annoying. As long as it isn't detremental to my chances of getting served in the next 5 minutes, I always let those who have been waiting before me get served first.
I get a thanks 7/10 times
At a busy bar, I'll admit it becomes every man for yourself but in literally all 3 instances I have been the only person waiting to get served apart from the person currently being served.
To be fair that is annoying. As long as it isn't detremental to my chances of getting served in the next 5 minutes, I always let those who have been waiting before me get served first.
I get a thanks 7/10 times
At a busy bar, I'll admit it becomes every man for yourself but in literally all 3 instances I have been the only person waiting to get served apart from the person currently being served.
There is a well known social and behavioural theory which, simplifying, states that some people have a positive presence and others a negative one and speed of being served (or not) at a bar is a manifestation of this.
In my own case Diana Ross sung a song dedicated to me: I'm still waiting
Totally agree Fiiish, id also like to add cockfosterers at the bar who havent got a clue what they are ordering and are asking everyone they're with what they are drinking as they go along
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As a general rule I never answer calls from unknown or withheld numbers or any number beginning with 08 anyway.
"Fuckwit" (noun): a person who thinks he will receive a call back without leaving his number leaving no clue as to his identity.
Compared to lettings agents - recruitment agents, football agents, advertising agents and estate agents all seem like great people.
I'm not speaking from any experience either. I'm a 22 year old student without a penny.
When you've been standing at a bar for a while waiting to get served, then as the bartender is coming over, someone walks up right next to you and gets served without even acknowledging you were there first.
The other thing as well is when it's busy at the bar and there are some yoghurts who have gotten served and then decided to keep standing at the bar whilst they chat and have their drinks, forcing people who had been queuing behind them to merge into the queues either side of them.
I get a thanks 7/10 times
In my own case Diana Ross sung a song dedicated to me: I'm still waiting