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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024

    Not being able to eat various bags of nuts, crisps, chocolates etc in cupboards because "they're for Christmas"....

    After the hullaballoo of the Great Piccalilli Crisis of 2013, I'm sure a lot of us would sleep sounder if you could just confirm that there's a jar or two of that tucked away for xmas.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    The all too infrequent use of the word ''hullaballoo'' on Charltonlife.
  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846

    The all too infrequent use of the word ''hullaballoo'' on Charltonlife.

    Absolutely, we should also start a campaign for "Malarkey" to be utilised more often.

  • JWADDICK said:

    The all too infrequent use of the word ''hullaballoo'' on Charltonlife.

    Absolutely, we should also start a campaign for "Malarkey" to be utilised more often.

    Yep, and shenanigans too imo but the all too frequent use of the phrase "offended on behalf of others" and similar needs crushing like a brazil nut at Christmas.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024

    JWADDICK said:

    The all too infrequent use of the word ''hullaballoo'' on Charltonlife.

    Absolutely, we should also start a campaign for "Malarkey" to be utilised more often.

    Yep, and shenanigans too imo but the all too frequent use of the phrase "offended on behalf of others" and similar needs crushing like a brazil nut at Christmas.
    Frankly Bournemouth, I'm offended on your behalf at the amount of times I see "offended on behalf of others".
  • Stig said:

    JWADDICK said:

    The all too infrequent use of the word ''hullaballoo'' on Charltonlife.

    Absolutely, we should also start a campaign for "Malarkey" to be utilised more often.

    Yep, and shenanigans too imo but the all too frequent use of the phrase "offended on behalf of others" and similar needs crushing like a brazil nut at Christmas.
    Frankly Bournemouth, I'm offended on your behalf at the amount of times I see "offended on behalf of others".
    I hope your also offended on my behalf as well @Stig... Really am too busy to be offended by things at the moment so would really appreciate it if you could do it for me?
  • People who think Christmas is about Jesus and his made up friends
  • People who think it's acceptable to swear in public, particularly in public transport with kids about. Some bloke on the train home earlier answered his mobile with the words "HA HA, ALRIGHT YOU F**KER!", just along from a family with young kids. They think it's everyday language.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601

    People who think it's acceptable to swear in public, particularly in public transport with kids about. Some bloke on the train home earlier answered his mobile with the words "HA HA, ALRIGHT YOU F**KER!", just along from a family with young kids. They think it's everyday language.

    C*nts.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678

    JWADDICK said:

    The all too infrequent use of the word ''hullaballoo'' on Charltonlife.

    Absolutely, we should also start a campaign for "Malarkey" to be utilised more often.

    Yep, and shenanigans too imo but the all too frequent use of the phrase "offended on behalf of others" and similar needs crushing like a brazil nut at Christmas.
    Agreed
    Can I add 'miscreant' to the list?
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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    edited December 2014

    JWADDICK said:

    The all too infrequent use of the word ''hullaballoo'' on Charltonlife.

    Absolutely, we should also start a campaign for "Malarkey" to be utilised more often.

    Yep, and shenanigans too imo but the all too frequent use of the phrase "offended on behalf of others" and similar needs crushing like a brazil nut at Christmas.
    Agreed
    Can I add 'miscreant' to the list?
    Great word
    Miscreant.....
    a person who has done something wrong or unlawful.
    "the police are straining every nerve to bring the miscreants to justice"
    synonyms: criminal, culprit, wrongdoer, malefactor, Spanner, offender, villain, black hat, lawbreaker, Spanner evil-doer, convict, delinquent, sinner,Spanner transgressor, outlaw, trespasser, scoundrel, Spanner, wretch, reprobate, rogue, rascal,
    archaic
    a heretic.
    ;)

  • Christmas and birthday cards that say to my mother, father, girlfriend etc. Plain cards seem hard to find these days.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Stig said:

    Not being able to eat various bags of nuts, crisps, chocolates etc in cupboards because "they're for Christmas"....

    After the hullaballoo of the Great Piccalilli Crisis of 2013, I'm sure a lot of us would sleep sounder if you could just confirm that there's a jar or two of that tucked away for xmas.
    Ha, you've some memory. Forgot about that thread!

    http://www.charltonlife.com/discussion/58573/christmas-is-ruined-because/p1

    Think I'll start a 2014 version soon

  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853

    Christmas and birthday cards that say to my mother, father, girlfriend etc. Plain cards seem hard to find these days.

    Just go to the aisle that isn't marked Relatives.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    MrOneLung said:

    Christmas and birthday cards that say to my mother, father, girlfriend etc. Plain cards seem hard to find these days.

    Just go to the aisle that isn't marked Relatives.
    Not very easy in the Norwich branch of clintons.
  • Ben18
    Ben18 Posts: 1,638
    A couple of football things, both relating to time wasting

    1. When goalkeepers or defenders grab onto the ball after a goal is scored. I don't really get how much time they think they'll save by holding the ball behind their back while a couple of opponents push them around. Usually ends up with handbags, and its all a bit embarrassing. I think players doing it should be booked in the same way they would be for kicking the ball away.

    2. When players run the ball into the corner to waste time, trap the ball and use their body to shield the ball. There's one thing running it into the corner, but its when they get the ball right in the quadrant and don't look to play it, just block off the defenders. Complete anti-football and normally results in someone getting a good kicking, or the lino/ref making a dodgy call to give the opposition a free-kick/throw. Why not just stop it completely and award a free-kick to the other team to discourage it.

    Sort it out Blatter!

  • Ben18 said:



    2. When players run the ball into the corner to waste time, trap the ball and use their body to shield the ball. There's one thing running it into the corner, but its when they get the ball right in the quadrant and don't look to play it, just block off the defenders. Complete anti-football and normally results in someone getting a good kicking, or the lino/ref making a dodgy call to give the opposition a free-kick/throw. Why not just stop it completely and award a free-kick to the other team to discourage it

    I've always thought that the solution to this was to allow defenders to kick the person shielding the ball as hard as they like when they are within 2 yards of the corner flag.

    Solved!
  • Ben18 said:

    A couple of football things, both relating to time wasting

    1. When goalkeepers or defenders grab onto the ball after a goal is scored. I don't really get how much time they think they'll save by holding the ball behind their back while a couple of opponents push them around. Usually ends up with handbags, and its all a bit embarrassing. I think players doing it should be booked in the same way they would be for kicking the ball away.

    2. When players run the ball into the corner to waste time, trap the ball and use their body to shield the ball. There's one thing running it into the corner, but its when they get the ball right in the quadrant and don't look to play it, just block off the defenders. Complete anti-football and normally results in someone getting a good kicking, or the lino/ref making a dodgy call to give the opposition a free-kick/throw. Why not just stop it completely and award a free-kick to the other team to discourage it.

    Sort it out Blatter!

    With the 2nd point Ive always seen it as obstruction... the player taking the ball into the corner flag is clearly showing no sign of wanting to play the ball and just wants to get in the way, surely that would be a free kick anywhere else on the pitch

    Same with when a player shields a ball out for a goal kick... make it more interesting and see how the player can deal with the situation if they're forced to play the ball
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    When newspapers list the 'top ten sales bargains'

    They're not. The are first sale offers that the junior hack found on the internet in this great 30 seconds worth of journalism
  • Ben18 said:



    2. When players run the ball into the corner to waste time, trap the ball and use their body to shield the ball. There's one thing running it into the corner, but its when they get the ball right in the quadrant and don't look to play it, just block off the defenders. Complete anti-football and normally results in someone getting a good kicking, or the lino/ref making a dodgy call to give the opposition a free-kick/throw. Why not just stop it completely and award a free-kick to the other team to discourage it

    I've always thought that the solution to this was to allow defenders to kick the person shielding the ball as hard as they like when they are within 2 yards of the corner flag.

    Solved!
    This happened at The Valley years ago in the premier league days. Cant remember the Charlton player who took ball to the corner flag but it was Stuart McCall who went over and gave him a good kicking, and was thus sent off.
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  • Ben18 said:

    A couple of football things, both relating to time wasting

    1. When goalkeepers or defenders grab onto the ball after a goal is scored. I don't really get how much time they think they'll save by holding the ball behind their back while a couple of opponents push them around. Usually ends up with handbags, and its all a bit embarrassing. I think players doing it should be booked in the same way they would be for kicking the ball away.

    2. When players run the ball into the corner to waste time, trap the ball and use their body to shield the ball. There's one thing running it into the corner, but its when they get the ball right in the quadrant and don't look to play it, just block off the defenders. Complete anti-football and normally results in someone getting a good kicking, or the lino/ref making a dodgy call to give the opposition a free-kick/throw. Why not just stop it completely and award a free-kick to the other team to discourage it.

    Sort it out Blatter!

    Yet another moment the ref messed up yesterday, by not booking Cardiff keeper for hoofing the ball into covered end after Gudmundsson scored.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,783
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    Ben18 said:

    A couple of football things, both relating to time wasting

    1. When goalkeepers or defenders grab onto the ball after a goal is scored. I don't really get how much time they think they'll save by holding the ball behind their back while a couple of opponents push them around. Usually ends up with handbags, and its all a bit embarrassing. I think players doing it should be booked in the same way they would be for kicking the ball away.

    2. When players run the ball into the corner to waste time, trap the ball and use their body to shield the ball. There's one thing running it into the corner, but its when they get the ball right in the quadrant and don't look to play it, just block off the defenders. Complete anti-football and normally results in someone getting a good kicking, or the lino/ref making a dodgy call to give the opposition a free-kick/throw. Why not just stop it completely and award a free-kick to the other team to discourage it.

    Sort it out Blatter!

    With the 2nd point Ive always seen it as obstruction... the player taking the ball into the corner flag is clearly showing no sign of wanting to play the ball and just wants to get in the way, surely that would be a free kick anywhere else on the pitch

    Same with when a player shields a ball out for a goal kick... make it more interesting and see how the player can deal with the situation if they're forced to play the ball
    With this, I'm of the opinion that shielding the ball is a valid skill, so should be allowed at corners etc when running down the clock - the ball is live and it's down to the opponents to get the ball off the player. Not pretty, but part of the game.
    BUT - I think shielding the ball so it goes out for a goal kick is not right - the critical difference being that the shielding player has not touched the ball, so IMO, is not in control of it.
    Personally, I think this ought to be what distinguishes between obstruction and valid shielding.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024

    When newspapers list the 'top ten sales bargains'

    They're not. The are first sale offers that the junior hack found on the internet in this great 30 seconds worth of journalism

    They're often worse than that: sops to companies to persuade them to buy paid advertising.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Amusing rather than annoying........ Being given advice on what to wear as an over 40, by a generation that can't put a hat on straight, pull up their jeans or do up their fecking laces. ;)
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,783
    EVERY SINGLE Dubai shoe shop making the decision not to stock any shoes above size 11.
    Idiots.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    Scenes in films where people tap on computer keyboards furiously whilst chewing gum and saying awful dialogue like "it's going down" or "oh shit you did not see that coming"

    I mean what the f*** are they tapping?
  • It's Paulie making new threads
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,221
    Having to sign in every time I open up the page. Sort it out! Ta
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    Operation

    The kids game.
    When I was younger it was quite tough but either they have dumbed it down and made the holes bigger or my just turned four year old is a budding surgeon.

    First go and takes out 8 of them in a row without buzzing the nose.

    Neither of us too impressed with game.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,229
    Looks like competitive dad is getting beaten by his kids.
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