General things that Annoy you
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Maybe she's worth it?0
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Oh she is but still, it doesn't grow on trees. She's sly with it though, denies it but if it isn't her I really can't see it being the cats. They don't shave.0
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No shaved pussy joke, then?AddickUpNorth said:Oh she is but still, it doesn't grow on trees. She's sly with it though, denies it but if it isn't her I really can't see it being the cats. They don't shave.
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replace it with toothpaste, she'll soon buy her ownAddickUpNorth said:Mrs AUN using my best moisteurisor.
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I asked my cat if he shaved, his reply was 'me how?'.5
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Also pedestrians at a crossing who don't press the bloody button and delay getting across the road. I've lost count at the amount of times I've got to a pedestrian crossing and 15 odd people are stood there, none of them having pressed the buttonchappers said:When people press the button at a crossing and the road is clear!! they cross, I have to stop at the red light while they are about 100 metres up the road!!!
Not indicating at a roundabout!0 -
Lucky boy, give it a couple of hours and tell her she can have some more.AddickUpNorth said:Mrs AUN using my best moisteurisor.
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guinnessaddick said:
Lucky boy, give it a couple of hours and tell her she can have some more.AddickUpNorth said:Mrs AUN using my best moisteurisor.
Couple of days at my age fella
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People who drive too close to the car in front.cafcnick1992 said:When people brake suddenly along a road. my car doesn't have ABS and takes forever to stop.
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40 MPH average speed zones on motorways with not a soul working.2
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Alternatively get yourself a softer arse?charltonkeston said:
Izal (the stuff they used to have in the school toilets 40 years ago) strongest toilet paper known to man. Could also be used for tracing paper and probably better used for that.purdis said:
Left Coldharbour Estate aged 19 but that's where I grew up and all I can relate to regards my Sarf Londin memories.charltonkeston said:
My Mum, she hasn't lived there since it got bombed in the war. She has lived in South Norwood, Mottingham, Plumstead and for the last 48 years Chislehurst but despite that she still bangs on about Bermondsey. She must have been a fetus when she left there.Riviera said:People from Bermondsey who keep having to tell you that they are from Bermondsey even when they haven't lived there for years.
Moved up to south Manchester and met a girl, got married, stayed, lived near Stockport for 20 years, moved to Ipswich several years ago.
My kids were born in Stockport but here's the twist - daughter now working in the City and living in Westcombe Park - just a mile from the Theatre Of Dreams that is The Valley.
Son starts work in the City in September and will likely be living in Hither Green.
So, the genes have come home to roost.
As regards annoying things:
Soap that falls apart in the shower.
Toilet paper that is not strong enough.............0 -
probably the same people who get to a zebra crossing with plenty of time to cross before you get to it but insist on waiting until you've stopped before they start to cross. they get to the other side later than they should and you have to stop for no reason. twatschappers said:When people press the button at a crossing and the road is clear!! they cross, I have to stop at the red light while they are about 100 metres up the road!!!
Not indicating at a roundabout!
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More management nonsense....the office where I am currently sent everyday have a 'huddle' every morning rather than a meeting after which they high five each other and shout 'lets go to work!' and 'lets change lives!'
They then go back to sitting staring at computers all day talking about diets.
So glad I can sit in a corner leting it all pass me by.....8 -
Plus the manager has decided that it would be matey to call me 'Paddy-boy' instead of the more usual 'Patrick'. This is enough to annoy, but yesterday as I was stood at the urinals, mid flow, he barged in and slapped me on the back shouting 'How's it going Paddy-boy?', causing a near disaster with the splash back!
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My 10 year old is now saying lol instead of laughing...7
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You could hint at calling him "Bell" for short as that is more matey than Bell-end?donnyaddick said:Plus the manager has decided that it would be matey to call me 'Paddy-boy' instead of the more usual 'Patrick'. This is enough to annoy, but yesterday as I was stood at the urinals, mid flow, he barged in and slapped me on the back shouting 'How's it going Paddy-boy?', causing a near disaster with the splash back!
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I didnt think this stuff really happened! What sort of business?donnyaddick said:More management nonsense....the office where I am currently sent everyday have a 'huddle' every morning rather than a meeting after which they high five each other and shout 'lets go to work!' and 'lets change lives!'
They then go back to sitting staring at computers all day talking about diets.
So glad I can sit in a corner leting it all pass me by.....
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It's a well known compAny given contracts by the government 4 hElping people back into work......0
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Did you see the Property Boom programme showing the Kevin Green seminar on how to be a Property Entrepreneur?donnyaddick said:More management nonsense....the office where I am currently sent everyday have a 'huddle' every morning rather than a meeting after which they high five each other and shout 'lets go to work!' and 'lets change lives!'
They then go back to sitting staring at computers all day talking about diets.
So glad I can sit in a corner leting it all pass me by.....
I've been in business for many years and made a decent and honest living and, fortunately, not come across many folk like him - complete plonker. To get himself in the right mood for the day ahead he yells to himself, "I like being me, I like being me!" - gets him into the positive zone, he says.0 -
https://twitter.com/kevingreenwalesdonnyaddick said:More management nonsense....the office where I am currently sent everyday have a 'huddle' every morning rather than a meeting after which they high five each other and shout 'lets go to work!' and 'lets change lives!'
They then go back to sitting staring at computers all day talking about diets.
So glad I can sit in a corner leting it all pass me by.....
........and here he is0 - Sponsored links:
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Average speed zones in general. I'm pretty sure it's just as safe to drive on the motorway at 70 as it is as 50. I'm also pretty sure it's just as dangerous to drive through the roadworks at 50 as it is at 70.LenGlover said:40 MPH average speed zones on motorways with not a soul working.
Also, 20mph speed limit zones. Just no, more nanny-state nonsense.0 -
Unanswered questions. Caused by management babbling.
Your the boss, ill do what you need me to do, what do you want me to do?
Cue a 100 word load of expansive, nonsensical waffle that does not give any direction.
I hate management and especially clueless senior management.
The best managers in any field are listeners and ones who give clear direction. Don't need to have done the job, just need to know what is needed.
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chappers said:
When people press the button at a crossing and the road is clear!! they cross, I have to stop at the red light while they are about 100 metres up the road!!!
Not indicating at a roundabout!
I must admit I press the crossing button & rush back to my car by my local shops. In fairness it is a git to pull out normally as traffic comes hurtling round the roundabout & gives me no chance drive away.chappers said:When people press the button at a crossing and the road is clear!! they cross, I have to stop at the red light while they are about 100 metres up the road!!!
Not indicating at a roundabout!
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Those 5 second YouTube adverts, has anyone ever bought a Mitsubishi Chelsea Tractor on the strength of watching Holiday In Cambodia by the Dead Kennedys?0
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Not checking before you travel on matchday
The long walk from Jubilee to Bakerloo line at Waterloo
The long walk between Bakerloo line and rail at Charing cross
The long walk between rail and Bakerloo line at Charing Cross
People who jump/fall in front of front of trains causing carnage with departure boards
Trains that travel at jogging pace0 -
Stewards standing in the stairwell in the north upper at halftime and full time.0
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Charlton.1
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The phrase "he's lost the dressing room".
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When in the overtaking lane on a dual carriageway or motorway and the car inside of you but just ahead decides to indicate just as you are in the overtaking zone.
Is it not common sense that indicating this way is dangerous because, as the overtaking driver, you never know if they are going to pull out because they might not have seen you.
I only indicate when the car overtaking is either alongside me or just gone past.1
