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General things that Annoy you

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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Offices forcing you to use Internet Explorer and never update the bloody thing so every website with a plug-in more complicated than a 1995 Java app running crashes and Charlton Life becomes slowly less bearable to scroll through.
  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846
    Young people who are too impatient to wait for us old fat people to cross the road when the zebra crossing is too far away for us to see.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Fiiish said:

    Offices forcing you to use Internet Explorer and never update the bloody thing so every website with a plug-in more complicated than a 1995 Java app running crashes and Charlton Life becomes slowly less bearable to scroll through.

    My god this. When I briefly worked for the NHS last year, I had to use a pc on IE8 which meant windows XP on a 1024x768 screen
  • killer kish
    killer kish Posts: 2,019
    Do gooders
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,740
    WayneK said:

    Old or fat people who try to cross a busy road when's there's a zebra crossing five yards away.

    But it's perfectly fine for young skinny people do this?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,336
    edited March 2015
    Restaurants that whack on a 15% service charge, then when you pay, give you the credit card machine which invites you to add a tip. Just give me the real price.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,783

    Restaurants that whack on a 15% service charge, then when you pay, give you the credit card machine which invites you to add a tip. Just give me the real price.

    Waiters who, when you point out that the food was cold, the service was slow and the attitude of the staff was poor, look at you with disbelief and disgust when you refuse to pay the automatically added on tip.
    Tipping should be for good service, it shouldn't be assumed.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    edited March 2015

    Do gooders

    Just out of curiosity, how do you define 'do gooder'?
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    motorists returning to their parked car in the road, looking the way of oncoming traffic, seeing that another vehicle is clearly approaching and then still proceeding to open the driver's door.

    taking an item of clothing off a coat hanger in your cupboard causing all the other fucking coat hangers to go mental, get caught up with the original coat hanger and others next to it before throwing themselves on the floor.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128

    Do gooders

    Just out of curiosity, how do you define 'do gooder'?
    Lives up Norff, don't eat meat

    ; )
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  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128

    Manufacturers of "To my Wife on Mothers Day" cards and the shops that sell them.

    Unless you come from Norwich, where they say "To My Sister On Mothers Day"
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    brogib said:

    Do gooders

    Just out of curiosity, how do you define 'do gooder'?
    Lives up Norff, don't eat meat

    ; )

    Oh, that'll make me one then. Yet people use it as a derogatory term...........................
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,855

    Fat women that constantly tell others that its ok to be big and its unhealthy to be skinny.

    Pretty sure its unhealthy to be obese as well tubs.

    To go hand in hand with a 'bubbly personality' which actually means an 'I will annoy you until you want to eat your own face in order to take your mind off of what I am saying' personality.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128

    brogib said:

    Do gooders

    Just out of curiosity, how do you define 'do gooder'?
    Lives up Norff, don't eat meat

    ; )

    Oh, that'll make me one then. Yet people use it as a derogatory term...........................
    No, that's 'do gooda' with an A, if you say it with an ER it aint offensive.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    MrOneLung said:

    Fat women that constantly tell others that its ok to be big and its unhealthy to be skinny.

    Pretty sure its unhealthy to be obese as well tubs.

    To go hand in hand with a 'bubbly personality' which actually means an 'I will annoy you until you want to eat your own face in order to take your mind off of what I am saying' personality.

    Plenty of 'skinny birds' have personalities like that. Let's just settle for women in general :wink:
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    MrOneLung said:

    Fat women that constantly tell others that its ok to be big and its unhealthy to be skinny.

    Pretty sure its unhealthy to be obese as well tubs.

    To go hand in hand with a 'bubbly personality' which actually means an 'I will annoy you until you want to eat your own face in order to take your mind off of what I am saying' personality.
    Some other dating terms and their true meanings

    Likes a drink - alcoholic
    Curvy- fat cow
    Likes eating out - greedy fat cow
    Likes nights in - lazy fat cow
    New age - hairy with a smelly fanny
    Seeks knight in shining armour - ex is a f*****g nutter
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Great personailty = Face like a sack of spanners
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Sporty = Flat chested
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Earth mother - hairy pits and a penchant for hemp clothing. Possibly smells of patchouli.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Adventurous - slut
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  • Jeremy Clarkson
    Anyone daft enough to sign a petition demanding his return
    Richard 'brown nose' Hammond
    Crocs
    Ugg boots
  • purdis
    purdis Posts: 1,046

    Jeremy Clarkson
    Anyone daft enough to sign a petition demanding his return
    Richard 'brown nose' Hammond
    Crocs
    Ugg boots

    Was with you all the way until you got to Ugg boots.

    My wife & daughter swear by them in that they are, in my daughter's words, "Like clouds on my feet".
    Bearing in mind how much they shop, that suggests Ugg boots perform a positive function in the form of extreme comfort.

    Where I do draw the line is seeing young kids wearing diamante, bling Ugg boots (the likes of which the Mrs & I saw in the cafe at John Lewis, Oxford St, last Saturday where Japanese mother & young daughter wore matching Uggs) - knowing that the kid will outgrow the overly-expensive fashion accessories in a matter of weeks.


  • Ugg boots are just plain wrong - comfort is no excuse for something so ugly.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    People that are too important to bother indicating, the twats are likely to be wearing ugg boots as well
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Tony Blair attending the Afghan Memorial at St Pauls yesterday
  • WayneK
    WayneK Posts: 639
    brogib said:

    Sporty = Flat chested

    Kiera Knightly in Bend it Like Beckham. I've seen bigger tits on a bird table.
  • WayneK
    WayneK Posts: 639

    Ugg boots are just plain wrong - comfort is no excuse for something so ugly.

    UGG boots on women are ok with me. It's when I see middle aged men wearing them than I want to scream.

    I actually wear UGG slippers indoors, very comfy.

  • purdis
    purdis Posts: 1,046
    brogib said:

    Tony Blair attending the Afghan Memorial at St Pauls yesterday

    One of the best and most poignant posts ever on this thread.
    My blood boils!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    brogib said:

    Tony Blair attending the Afghan Memorial at St Pauls yesterday

    Almost (but not quite, in my opinion) as bad as this despicable war monger being given the position of Middle East Peace Envoy. Absolute joke.
  • Lazy people crowdfunding as a way of people gifting them money/a business.

    Not all crowdfunding I must point out, just the majority of it!!
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