Offices forcing you to use Internet Explorer and never update the bloody thing so every website with a plug-in more complicated than a 1995 Java app running crashes and Charlton Life becomes slowly less bearable to scroll through.
Offices forcing you to use Internet Explorer and never update the bloody thing so every website with a plug-in more complicated than a 1995 Java app running crashes and Charlton Life becomes slowly less bearable to scroll through.
My god this. When I briefly worked for the NHS last year, I had to use a pc on IE8 which meant windows XP on a 1024x768 screen
Restaurants that whack on a 15% service charge, then when you pay, give you the credit card machine which invites you to add a tip. Just give me the real price.
Restaurants that whack on a 15% service charge, then when you pay, give you the credit card machine which invites you to add a tip. Just give me the real price.
Waiters who, when you point out that the food was cold, the service was slow and the attitude of the staff was poor, look at you with disbelief and disgust when you refuse to pay the automatically added on tip. Tipping should be for good service, it shouldn't be assumed.
motorists returning to their parked car in the road, looking the way of oncoming traffic, seeing that another vehicle is clearly approaching and then still proceeding to open the driver's door.
taking an item of clothing off a coat hanger in your cupboard causing all the other fucking coat hangers to go mental, get caught up with the original coat hanger and others next to it before throwing themselves on the floor.
Fat women that constantly tell others that its ok to be big and its unhealthy to be skinny.
Pretty sure its unhealthy to be obese as well tubs.
To go hand in hand with a 'bubbly personality' which actually means an 'I will annoy you until you want to eat your own face in order to take your mind off of what I am saying' personality.
Fat women that constantly tell others that its ok to be big and its unhealthy to be skinny.
Pretty sure its unhealthy to be obese as well tubs.
To go hand in hand with a 'bubbly personality' which actually means an 'I will annoy you until you want to eat your own face in order to take your mind off of what I am saying' personality.
Plenty of 'skinny birds' have personalities like that. Let's just settle for women in general
Fat women that constantly tell others that its ok to be big and its unhealthy to be skinny.
Pretty sure its unhealthy to be obese as well tubs.
To go hand in hand with a 'bubbly personality' which actually means an 'I will annoy you until you want to eat your own face in order to take your mind off of what I am saying' personality.
Some other dating terms and their true meanings
Likes a drink - alcoholic Curvy- fat cow Likes eating out - greedy fat cow Likes nights in - lazy fat cow New age - hairy with a smelly fanny Seeks knight in shining armour - ex is a f*****g nutter
Jeremy Clarkson Anyone daft enough to sign a petition demanding his return Richard 'brown nose' Hammond Crocs Ugg boots
Was with you all the way until you got to Ugg boots.
My wife & daughter swear by them in that they are, in my daughter's words, "Like clouds on my feet". Bearing in mind how much they shop, that suggests Ugg boots perform a positive function in the form of extreme comfort.
Where I do draw the line is seeing young kids wearing diamante, bling Ugg boots (the likes of which the Mrs & I saw in the cafe at John Lewis, Oxford St, last Saturday where Japanese mother & young daughter wore matching Uggs) - knowing that the kid will outgrow the overly-expensive fashion accessories in a matter of weeks.
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Tipping should be for good service, it shouldn't be assumed.
taking an item of clothing off a coat hanger in your cupboard causing all the other fucking coat hangers to go mental, get caught up with the original coat hanger and others next to it before throwing themselves on the floor.
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Oh, that'll make me one then. Yet people use it as a derogatory term...........................
Plenty of 'skinny birds' have personalities like that. Let's just settle for women in general
Likes a drink - alcoholic
Curvy- fat cow
Likes eating out - greedy fat cow
Likes nights in - lazy fat cow
New age - hairy with a smelly fanny
Seeks knight in shining armour - ex is a f*****g nutter
Anyone daft enough to sign a petition demanding his return
Richard 'brown nose' Hammond
Crocs
Ugg boots
My wife & daughter swear by them in that they are, in my daughter's words, "Like clouds on my feet".
Bearing in mind how much they shop, that suggests Ugg boots perform a positive function in the form of extreme comfort.
Where I do draw the line is seeing young kids wearing diamante, bling Ugg boots (the likes of which the Mrs & I saw in the cafe at John Lewis, Oxford St, last Saturday where Japanese mother & young daughter wore matching Uggs) - knowing that the kid will outgrow the overly-expensive fashion accessories in a matter of weeks.
I actually wear UGG slippers indoors, very comfy.
My blood boils!