The vicar bird on Gogglebox never has some one I don't know or have ever met manage to irritate me more
" a Transgender black person who can't drive " should replace Clarkson on top gear and mean it as a real opinion
God her sermons must be something else
You didn't mention her 30 pairs of wanky slippers, which she manages to "show off" & her dog's penis, which is always on show.
And that riduculous Jesus design shirt she was wearing on Friday. She really thinks she is the Vicar of Dibley. She is in pseuds corner of Private Eye for some nonsense she wrote about "What would Jesus watch on TV"
Any man who refers to someones 'old chap' as a penis, its a cock, nob etc but not penis, it makes you sound like a Doctor (unless you are a doctor, then its OK)
Any man who refers to someones 'old chap' as a penis, its a cock, nob etc but not penis, it makes you sound like a Doctor (unless you are a doctor, then its OK)
I'll say it again....... Younger generations that tell the older generations what to wear or what not to wear, while struggling to tie their shoe laces correctly or pull up their jeans. Ask your Mum to help, that's what she's there for.
Any man who refers to someones 'old chap' as a penis, its a cock, nob etc but not penis, it makes you sound like a Doctor (unless you are a doctor, then its OK)
Mine's my festering root
I was going to have parsnips for my tea but that has kiboshed that idea.
Any man who refers to someones 'old chap' as a penis, its a cock, nob etc but not penis, it makes you sound like a Doctor (unless you are a doctor, then its OK)
Mine's my festering root
I was going to have parsnips for my tea but that has kiboshed that idea.
You better defrost a couple of beef burgers out the freezer
"If you wanna pass your test in a quicker way then it's *something*.co.uk." Has anyone else heard that stupid radio advert? Is it Fiveways, Friday, Fine Day? It completely fails as an advert as after hearing it multiple times, I still can't work out what they're saying.
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Now i only see David Dickinson.
Add to that, hand driers that have no oomph at all so they don't dry your hands at all.
;-)
How the bloody hell will the waiter know what allergies I have?
It annoys me far more than it should.
Younger generations that tell the older generations what to wear or what not to wear, while struggling to tie their shoe laces correctly or pull up their jeans. Ask your Mum to help, that's what she's there for.
I was going to have parsnips for my tea but that has kiboshed that idea.
; )
I'm pretending I'm out ;-)
You're not an insurance price comparison website.