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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,336
    edited March 2015
    Taps in the gents that fire water at your hands so that water embarrassingly ricochets all over you.

    Add to that, hand driers that have no oomph at all so they don't dry your hands at all.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Taps in the gents that fire water at your hands so that water embarrassingly ricochets all over you.

    Add to that, hand driers that have no oomph at all so they don't dry your hands at all.

    or the suspicious wet patch at the front of your trousers........
  • donnyaddick
    donnyaddick Posts: 315
    Covered End said:

    nth london addick said:

    The vicar bird on Gogglebox never has some one I don't know or have ever met manage to irritate me more

    " a Transgender black person who can't drive " should replace Clarkson on top gear and mean it as a real opinion

    God her sermons must be something else

    You didn't mention her 30 pairs of wanky slippers, which she manages to "show off" & her dog's penis, which is always on show.
    And that riduculous Jesus design shirt she was wearing on Friday. She really thinks she is the Vicar of Dibley. She is in pseuds corner of Private Eye for some nonsense she wrote about "What would Jesus watch on TV"
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Any man who refers to someones 'old chap' as a penis, its a cock, nob etc but not penis, it makes you sound like a Doctor (unless you are a doctor, then its OK)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    People that are too interested in what i call my penis.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    soapboxsam said:

    Looking in the mirror, where once i saw David Ginola staring back.
    Now i only see David Dickinson.

    Soapboxsam bemoaning his looks on every thread you open.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    having a face wash in work and then discovering the pull down towel rail has been replaced by one of those hands-in Dyson super blasters
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    AFKABartram said:

    having a face wash in work and then discovering the pull down towel rail has been replaced by one of those hands-in Dyson super blasters

    Couldn't you just climb inside?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,740
    ValleyGary said:

    People that are too interested in what i call my penis.

    Out of curiosity what do you call it?




    ;-)
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Boris Johnson.
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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    PopIcon said:

    Boris Johnson.

    Is that the answer to what Valley Gary calls his penis?
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Commentators who state that the ball has hit the woodwork. They haven't been made of wood for donkeys years.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    Or they say its hit the goal frame, its either the post or bar.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    "Before placing your order, please ask your waiter if you have any allergies."

    How the bloody hell will the waiter know what allergies I have?
  • donnyaddick
    donnyaddick Posts: 315
    edited March 2015
    At Nando's when they bought our main courses one mouthful into our starters, no apology, "it's just the way we do things here"
  • JorgeCosta
    JorgeCosta Posts: 1,035
    People who refer to natives of Belgium as Belgiums. They are Belgian - just as I am English and not Englands.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    JorgeCosta said:

    People who refer to natives of Belgium as Belgiums. They are Belgian - just as I am English and not Englands.

    I thought you were "the Portuguese"...
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Greenie said:

    Any man who refers to someones 'old chap' as a penis, its a cock, nob etc but not penis, it makes you sound like a Doctor (unless you are a doctor, then its OK)

    Mine's my festering root
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    JorgeCosta said:

    People who refer to natives of Belgium as Belgiums. They are Belgian - just as I am English and not Englands.

    IA said:

    The use of "Belgium" as an adjective/demonym

    Great minds/fools.

    It annoys me far more than it should.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    I'll say it again.......
    Younger generations that tell the older generations what to wear or what not to wear, while struggling to tie their shoe laces correctly or pull up their jeans. Ask your Mum to help, that's what she's there for. ;)

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  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    My arm fistula
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    brogib said:

    Greenie said:

    Any man who refers to someones 'old chap' as a penis, its a cock, nob etc but not penis, it makes you sound like a Doctor (unless you are a doctor, then its OK)

    Mine's my festering root

    I was going to have parsnips for my tea but that has kiboshed that idea.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    AddickUpNorth said:

    brogib said:

    Greenie said:

    Any man who refers to someones 'old chap' as a penis, its a cock, nob etc but not penis, it makes you sound like a Doctor (unless you are a doctor, then its OK)

    Mine's my festering root

    I was going to have parsnips for my tea but that has kiboshed that idea.
    You better defrost a couple of beef burgers out the freezer

    ; )
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    donnyaddick said:

    At Nando's when they bought our main courses one mouthful into our starters, no apology, "it's just the way we do things here"

    At least they bought it for you. I normally have to buy my own in there.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    People who think a vegetarian would have a stash of beef burgers in their freezer.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    "If you wanna pass your test in a quicker way then it's *something*.co.uk." Has anyone else heard that stupid radio advert? Is it Fiveways, Friday, Fine Day? It completely fails as an advert as after hearing it multiple times, I still can't work out what they're saying.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    AddickUpNorth said:

    People who think a vegetarian would have a stash of beef burgers in their freezer.

    Ha! What about when I come round for tea?
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    brogib said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    People who think a vegetarian would have a stash of beef burgers in their freezer.

    Ha! What about when I come round for tea?

    I'm pretending I'm out ;-)
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    People saying "I'm confused.com"

    You're not an insurance price comparison website.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2015
    Bedsaddick said:

    ValleyGary said:

    People that are too interested in what i call my penis.

    Out of curiosity what do you call it?




    ;-)
    He calls it the name of his favourite place....Littlehampton.

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