Women who insist on driving their pink fluffy cars whilst they put their mascara on. I mean, why the hell do they have to keep their mouths open to do it?
people (under 50) at car parking machines with not a clue how to pay yet saying the whole procedure out loud to ty & divert my attention away from the fact that it actually takes @ 20 seconds to pay, not 5 f****** minutes-divs
people (over 50) at indoor building society cash machines paying in cash and taking so long that the queue for the cashiers actually moves quicker
On long haul flights cabin staff will often turn off the lights and ask everyone to pull down their window blinds in order to darken the cabin so everyone can get a bit of shut eye, this is when you are going through different time zones and everyones body clocks are arse about face. You always get some prat who will decide to open their blind at some point and flood the entire cabin with dazzling sunlight making it impossible to sleep or indeed quite often it will actually wake you up. I get up usually and ask them (in not too a polite way I have to say) to close their blind and use their overhead light if they need to read etc..........more often than not they look at you like you're from outer space, the selfish thoughtless twats!!
Old people who make a lot of groaning noise first thing in the morning when they try and do tough physicals acts such as sitting down. We know you're tired but don't make a big song and dance about it!
The best one has been the facebook posts. I'll inbox you hun!
Shouting tactical advice at players in general, bloke used to sit behind me in the middle of the East Stand & would shout tactical advice at players who were somewhere near the JS stand at the time....
SoundAsa£ January 19 On long haul flights cabin staff will often turn off the lights and ask everyone to pull down their window blinds in order to darken the cabin so everyone can get a bit of shut eye, this is when you are going through different time zones and everyones body clocks are arse about face. You always get some prat who will decide to open their blind at some point and flood the entire cabin with dazzling sunlight making it impossible to sleep or indeed quite often it will actually wake you up. I get up usually and ask them (in not too a polite way I have to say) to close their blind and use their overhead light if they need to read etc..........more often than not they look at you like you're from outer space, the selfish thoughtless twats!!
As someone who cannot sleep on long haul flights I find the people who want the lights turned off for the whole journey are selfish thoughtless twats. Its a two way thing.
As someone who rarely gets the chance to fly, I want to savour every minute. Anyone who isn't so excited that they want to spend every second gazing out of the window in sheer awe of being able to see our amazing planet from +30k feet doesn't deserve to be on a plane. If you're so devoid of emotion that you don't enjoy it, you should get off and take the long route.
Why do these blinds fascists think they put sodding eye patches in every seat pouch? Dont like the most stunning views possible to mere mortals? - then put the patch on rather than getting aggressive with other passengers!
Anyway, ignorant comments on news items such as the one below, annoy me mildly.
Teen spared jail so he can club baby seals Tuesday 17th January 2012
I always feel that the world is a sadder place after reading them. I mean the article itself is shocking, but the comments just drain the will to live!
People who quote television or radio adverts. Particularly "simples".
And I'll say it again as people are still doing it and clearly not paying enough attention to me -writing THIS on forums like one's agreement makes them the judge and jury of the debate.
"And I'll say it again as people are still doing it and clearly not paying enough attention to me -writing THIS on forums like one's agreement makes them the judge and jury of the debate".
This! (sorry Jimmy, someone was going to do it, might as well be me)
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people (under 50) at car parking machines with not a clue how to pay yet saying the whole procedure out loud to ty & divert my attention away from the fact that it actually takes @ 20 seconds to pay, not 5 f****** minutes-divs
people (over 50) at indoor building society cash machines paying in cash and taking so long that the queue for the cashiers actually moves quicker
You always get some prat who will decide to open their blind at some point and flood the entire cabin with dazzling sunlight making it impossible to sleep or indeed quite often it will actually wake you up.
I get up usually and ask them (in not too a polite way I have to say) to close their blind and use their overhead light if they need to read etc..........more often than not they look at you like you're from outer space, the selfish thoughtless twats!!
Dogs
The best one has been the facebook posts. I'll inbox you hun!
Spanners, Nigels, Wendies, Manure etc.
People who eat using only a fork and leaning on the table with their redundant other arm.
Think its more a case of hoping rather than instructing!
Why do these blinds fascists think they put sodding eye patches in every seat pouch?
Dont like the most stunning views possible to mere mortals? - then put the patch on rather than getting aggressive with other passengers!
Anyway, ignorant comments on news items such as the one below, annoy me mildly.
Teen spared jail so he can club baby seals
Tuesday 17th January 2012
I always feel that the world is a sadder place after reading them. I mean the article itself is shocking, but the comments just drain the will to live!
And I'll say it again as people are still doing it and clearly not paying enough attention to me -writing THIS on forums like one's agreement makes them the judge and jury of the debate.
This! (sorry Jimmy, someone was going to do it, might as well be me)