Prolly said it earlier but I'll say it again People who get as close to the luggage carousel at the airport as they can , step back you thick bastards then everyone can see and get their cases off without having to bump you goons out the way If you get closer it doesn't arrive any quicker And move your trolleys back and you don't need the whole family around there Back off perleeeeease
People who leave rubbish in lifts People trying to get in the lift before you get out People being surprised that there is someone in the lift when they try to get in People drinking coffee in lifts People with rucksacks in lifts
On the lift theme....... You are standing in a lobby waiting to go up in a lift. You have pressed the UP button and it has brightly illuminated. Then some twat strolls along and goes up and presses the same UP button. He is basically saying to you "The lift won't come if you don't press the button mate." TOSSER!
On the lift theme....... You are standing in a lobby waiting to go up in a lift. You have pressed the UP button and it has brightly illuminated. Then some twat strolls along and goes up and presses the same UP button. He is basically saying to you "The lift won't come if you don't press the button mate." TOSSER!
Apparently it's a bloke thing. A woman on my psychology course made a study of button pushing behaviour at pelican crossings and found that males are far more likely to press a button regardless. She put it down to alpha-maleness and a need for blokes to be in control. I put it down to blokes having more stressful lives, always going somewhere important and not having the time to leave anything to chance ;-)
On the lift theme....... You are standing in a lobby waiting to go up in a lift. You have pressed the UP button and it has brightly illuminated. Then some twat strolls along and goes up and presses the same UP button. He is basically saying to you "The lift won't come if you don't press the button mate." TOSSER!
Apparently it's a bloke thing. A woman on my psychology course made a study of button pushing behaviour at pelican crossings and found that males are far more likely to press a button regardless. She put it down to alpha-maleness and a need for blokes to be in control. I put it down to blokes having more stressful lives, always going somewhere important and not having the time to leave anything to chance ;-)
Yep, I do that. I also tap the button like im playng track n field on an old arcade machine as it changes the light quicker (well, not really.. but I like to think it does)
On the lift theme....... You are standing in a lobby waiting to go up in a lift. You have pressed the UP button and it has brightly illuminated. Then some twat strolls along and goes up and presses the same UP button. He is basically saying to you "The lift won't come if you don't press the button mate." TOSSER!
Apparently it's a bloke thing. A woman on my psychology course made a study of button pushing behaviour at pelican crossings and found that males are far more likely to press a button regardless. She put it down to alpha-maleness and a need for blokes to be in control. I put it down to blokes having more stressful lives, always going somewhere important and not having the time to leave anything to chance ;-)
Yep, I do that. I also tap the button like im playng track n field on an old arcade machine as it changes the light quicker (well, not really.. but I like to think it does)
I used to think when I was little that the more times it was pressed, the lights knew that more people were waiting so they would change quicker.
Lifts at Tube stations are equally annoying, as people 'don't' press the button and the lift comes up and goes down again without opening the doors, even though there is a crowd of 30 odd people there because the one person by the lift button hasn't pressed it!
annoying thing - people that press the 'open door' button on a tube train. They don't work.
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People, who are intolerant of other peoples cultures
And the Dutch
Unexpected item in the bagging area... lol...
People who get as close to the luggage carousel at the airport as they can , step back you thick bastards then everyone can see and get their cases off without having to bump you goons out the way
If you get closer it doesn't arrive any quicker
And move your trolleys back and you don't need the whole family around there
Back off perleeeeease
People trying to get in the lift before you get out
People being surprised that there is someone in the lift when they try to get in
People drinking coffee in lifts
People with rucksacks in lifts
:-)
That common sense idea has NOT taken off here in OZ...
You are standing in a lobby waiting to go up in a lift. You have pressed the UP button and it has brightly illuminated. Then some twat strolls along and goes up and presses the same UP button. He is basically saying to you "The lift won't come if you don't press the button mate."
TOSSER!
Lifts at Tube stations are equally annoying, as people 'don't' press the button and the lift comes up and goes down again without opening the doors, even though there is a crowd of 30 odd people there because the one person by the lift button hasn't pressed it!
annoying thing - people that press the 'open door' button on a tube train. They don't work.