Holding doors open for people and they arrogantly glide past your without so much as a nod of acknowledgment or gratitude.
Prevalent in my office full of jumped up twunts. Normally just wish upon them a disappointing sex life for the rest of their days in my head and then get on with my business.
Holding doors open for people and they arrogantly glide past your without so much as a nod of acknowledgment or gratitude.
Prevalent in my office full of jumped up twunts. Normally just wish upon them a disappointing sex life for the rest of their days in my head and then get on with my business.
Or people who dont leave a door open for you when you are right behind them.
People that piss on the toilet floor. I work in a hospital and i've yet to go into the 'staff' toilet and not see a dribbly pool in front of the toilet. Worse still, when they piss all over the seat. WHY?
Old people that think it is ok to queue jump, when they only have a hand basket, and walk past you as thought you were invisable, making it absolutely clear that they saw you, but are trying at all costs to avoid eye contact. I always make a point of saying in a sarcastic tone 'it's ok, you must be in a hurry, why don't you go in front?'
People that piss on the toilet floor. I work in a hospital and i've yet to go into the 'staff' toilet and not see a dribbly pool in front of the toilet. Worse still, when they piss all over the seat. WHY?
toilets that have a 'violent' flush system which splashes the seat with clean water but makes it look like you've pi$$ed all over the seat somehow.
especially when the toilets are busy there is a queue and you know the next person thinks badly of you for seeing the wet seat!
Old people that think it is ok to queue jump, when they only have a hand basket, and walk past you as thought you were invisable, making it absolutely clear that they saw you, but are trying at all costs to avoid eye contact. I always make a point of saying in a sarcastic tone 'it's ok, you must be in a hurry, why don't you go in front?'
I tell them to get the .... to the back of the queue.
When your in the toilet and someone knocks on the door saying "whose in there?".Yes, a burglar need a shit so decided to stroll into a strangers house!So annoying!
Drinking a pint of slops in The Lib for a £15 bet, giving the proceeds to a local charity and then missing a week of work because of alcohol poisoning...
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I do. I'm that lucky that i stand absolutely no chance of getting a mortgage unless I win the lottery or someone dies.
Prevalent in my office full of jumped up twunts. Normally just wish upon them a disappointing sex life for the rest of their days in my head and then get on with my business.
especially when the toilets are busy there is a queue and you know the next person thinks badly of you for seeing the wet seat!
God no, could you imagine lugging boxes like this. Wrong.