My wife magicing a carrier bag of rubbish from place or places unknown and saying why didn't you put this out when I've emptied all the rubbish bins in the house on collection day!
I get that too, normally just after the bins have been emptied.
Drinkers that want to be your mate when they've never met you before...then they get offended when you don't want to be a friend to someone reeking of whisky and slurring talking absolute bollocks.
In saying that, they're probably preferable to those awful smokey, disease giving people.
Drinkers that want to be your mate when they've never met you before...then they get offended when you don't want to be a friend to someone reeking of whisky and slurring talking absolute bollocks.
In saying that, they're probably preferable to those awful smokey, disease giving people.
No chance if it's a whisky drinking chain smoker, then?
People who use fog lights when it is raining - they're meant to be used in fog, not rain. Also people who keep them on even when in a queue - don't they realise they're dazzling the driver behind .
People who don't use headlights when it is raining - they are usually drivers of dark or grey cars who can't easily be seen.
Toilet seats that don't stay up when you're having a piss.
Heard a big crash of a toilet lid on the train the other day, a little pause then "OH SHIT!!". Bloke comes out ten mins later with splashed trousers and bits of tissue fluff where he'd clearly tried drying it, carriage all stifle giggles.
People that dig out smokers who are not breaking the law.
Well said that man.
Who give a sh1t about the law? I hate breathing in smoke when I don't want to, but a complete stranger insists I do. Smoking around non-smokers is so ridiculously selfish. The only consolation is the balance.
As long as you don't drive a car, use fossil fuels and mind if anyone breaks into your house and nicks your plasma, that's a perfectly reasoned argument Jim. I no longer smoke, just for the record.
Oh get over yourself. That's a ridiculous comparison. I kinda hope you take smoking back up again.
Toilet seats that don't stay up when you're having a piss.
That and toilet doors that don't stay shut. The other day I was trying to keep the door shut with my foot, and hold the seat up at the same time. I looked like the statue of Eros.
People that dig out smokers who are not breaking the law.
Well said that man.
Who give a sh1t about the law? I hate breathing in smoke when I don't want to, but a complete stranger insists I do. Smoking around non-smokers is so ridiculously selfish. The only consolation is the balance.
As long as you don't drive a car, use fossil fuels and mind if anyone breaks into your house and nicks your plasma, that's a perfectly reasoned argument Jim. I no longer smoke, just for the record.
Oh get over yourself. That's a ridiculous comparison. I kinda hope you take smoking back up again.
Bit harsh... Fella, thought we were having a bit of banter. Obviously mistaken. Hey ho.
If I make any move towards the toilet the wife always says 'Oh I need to go'. Doesn't even matter if she has just been! When I am in the toilet the wife trying to start a conversation!
People that dig out smokers who are not breaking the law.
Well said that man.
Who give a sh1t about the law? I hate breathing in smoke when I don't want to, but a complete stranger insists I do. Smoking around non-smokers is so ridiculously selfish. The only consolation is the balance.
As long as you don't drive a car, use fossil fuels and mind if anyone breaks into your house and nicks your plasma, that's a perfectly reasoned argument Jim. I no longer smoke, just for the record.
Oh get over yourself. That's a ridiculous comparison. I kinda hope you take smoking back up again.
Bit harsh... Fella, thought we were having a bit of banter. Obviously mistaken. Hey ho.
Fair enough! Thought banter had to have emoticons! Apologies for wishing you were a smoker.
People that dig out smokers who are not breaking the law.
Well said that man.
Who give a sh1t about the law? I hate breathing in smoke when I don't want to, but a complete stranger insists I do. Smoking around non-smokers is so ridiculously selfish. The only consolation is the balance.
As long as you don't drive a car, use fossil fuels and mind if anyone breaks into your house and nicks your plasma, that's a perfectly reasoned argument Jim. I no longer smoke, just for the record.
Oh get over yourself. That's a ridiculous comparison. I kinda hope you take smoking back up again.
Bit harsh... Fella, thought we were having a bit of banter. Obviously mistaken. Hey ho.
Fair enough! Thought banter had to have emoticons! Apologies for wishing you were a smoker.
If I make any move towards the toilet the wife always says 'Oh I need to go'. Doesn't even matter if she has just been! When I am in the toilet the wife trying to start a conversation!
Bang on - same with my wife. Who he hell wants to talk when you're squeezing out a log
If I make any move towards the toilet the wife always says 'Oh I need to go'. Doesn't even matter if she has just been! When I am in the toilet the wife trying to start a conversation!
Bang on - same with my wife. Who he hell wants to talk when you're squeezing out a log
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slurringtalking absolute bollocks.In saying that, they're probably preferable to those awful smokey, disease giving people.
People who don't use headlights when it is raining - they are usually drivers of dark or grey cars who can't easily be seen.
Every time there's an Everton game on the box, people in Lands End can hear his thick scouse accent telling away supporters to siddarn.
"Can I get"
If I make any move towards the toilet the wife always says 'Oh I need to go'. Doesn't even matter if she has just been!
When I am in the toilet the wife trying to start a conversation!
Who he hell wants to talk when you're squeezing out a log
Not sure about having a conversation but I do a lot of my internetting on the can