Buying a selection of pizzas for the family and letting them have first dibs, just to be left with a bland old boring margarita.
Take a tip, buy an 'extra' Pizza for yourself and tell the wife, "They had a special offer on, you could get another pizza for $1 so I got this mega-hot Chilli one for myself."
Buying a selection of pizzas for the family and letting them have first dibs, just to be left with a bland old boring margarita.
Take a tip, buy an 'extra' Pizza for yourself and tell the wife, "They had a special offer on, you could get another pizza for $1 so I got this mega-hot Chilli one for myself."
Works like a dream every time.
You can get half decent pizzas from most places for £1 anyway.
BBC Sports spending 90% of their report on dead horses and injured jokers instead of the actual racing. Same as them spending 99% of the report into the Inter v Spurs game talking about monkey chanting.... WHAT WAS THE FAAAACKIN SCORE????
Any TV channel showing any horse racing at all. It's only the result that matters, no one gives a monkeys about the horses or jockeys, they just want to know if they have clawed back any of the vast amounts of money they have wasted at the bookies. Any one who tells you any different is only fooling themselves...
People who get seats on crowded trains and then insisting on barging past all the passengers who have stood for the entire journey when getting off the train at the end of the line.
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Drives. Me. Mental.
He wasn't remotely poofy or pathetic, just stylish.
Mind you Oscar Wilde did the same, and he was a bit light on the loafers...
Loads of unfunny shite blocking up Friday night once a year.
Works like a dream every time.
Not getting any presents on Steak and BJ day
"Can I get a skinny latte cock dribble"
"No you can't. I'll get it,you just pay for the f*cking thing "
Give me strength...
Absolutely awful in every respect